Masterchef 2018

[Meglos]

Judges : Ben, what's your dish?
Ben : Peas, prawns and celery cream
George : So that's the peas on the side, yeah?

Erm, yeah. (ad break)

 

[delcan]

Or put in a cage hanging from the ceiling.

with NO microphone

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Or put in a cage hanging from the ceiling.

with NO microphone

...and his mouth and hands Gaffer taped for good measure... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

George : "Raw peas are delicious sitting on a couch popping them"
If you say so...

Gary : "I don't like it at all" WHAT>!>>> Was this in the script?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Reece would have made a good Florist I reckon... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...it's looking like shit at the moment Khan old son... you better spruce it up and make it look pretty mate... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

Judges let Chloe off lightly as usual

 

[delcan]

Fuck Gary for shit stirring Khanh

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I so hope that Kristen's dish gets her through... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Yeah, straight up the stairs with that one, Khanh.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Khan is in all sorts of big trouble with his dish... it looks awful... so does 'Gaz' and George want to rest him for the week too or something too?... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Yeah, straight up the stairs with that one, Khanh.

...was it you that said earlier that this show rates well in India oddjob?... that is so fascinating... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

I love MasterChef. I like it because I’m a food freak, I love the diversity of contestants and love playing with you guys!!!

 

[oddjob]

...was it you that said earlier that this show rates well in India oddjob?... that is so fascinating... cheers.

Well it has a small audience for India, but bigger in absolute numbers than the Australian audience.

 

[Beachsands]

I want to eat the wontons now. Immediately.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...are we still watching Masterchef?... they're loving Jess' dishes tonight with a passion... what the fug is going on in here?... I've been zapped to an alternative Universe haven't I?... and... and... they praised Samira's dish too?... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Two raves for Jess and two good reviews for Samira tonight.

 

[Beachsands]

I love MasterChef. I like it because I’m a food freak, I love the diversity of contestants and love playing with you guys!!!

And now I want to eat Sashi’s duck.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...that wasn't a set up for failure for Sashi's dish wasn't it?... George emphasises that it'll be a perfect dish if the beans were soft and Sashi tells him that they were crunchy and then Gary says "George has a thing about 'crunchy!"... what the fug?... so what?... he didn't cook them JUST FOR YOU GEORGE... he cooked them for 'Gaz' and Matt too you greedy little twerp!... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

George : "Raw peas are delicious sitting on a couch popping them"
If you say so...

Gary : "I don't like it at all" WHAT>!>>> Was this in the script?

I must say that I do this. Buy two bags. One for cooking and one for eating on the couch. Totally love fresh peas.