Masterchef 2018

[delcan]

Still looks better than Red’s dessert?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...of course Gary and George will find the Blue teams dishes to be faultless as per usual... oh wait!... what the fug?... they... they... CRITICISED IT?... have I accidentally switched channels just then?... they WERE tasting the RED TEAM'S food weren't they?... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

The fact half the food is undercooked or overcooked or both isn’t a great ad for these ovens.

...haha!... that's a great point that you have there oddjob lol!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

Opened the door or opened your fly George?
*channeling Mr S*

 

[delcan]

...of course Gary and George will find the Blue teams dishes to be faultless as per usual... oh wait!... what the fug?... they... they... CRITICISED IT?... have I accidentally switched channels just then?... they WERE tasting the RED TEAM'S food weren't they?... cheers.

I’m confused as well?

 

[Beachsands]

Can we just lock Ben and Red Head in a room where they can babble endlessly to each other?

Love that idea.

 

[Beachsands]

Fun fact-Gary's tentacles reach further than myopsida cephalopods when the female is present.

What myopsida please? Hate not knowing stuff.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...even though Hoda's team has been going great guns we ALL know what's about to happen though?... lol!...we do have to laugh at the absurdity of the acts that Gary and George perform prior to the usual obvious conclusion don't we?... don't we?... um... nah!... I'm not laughing either... who am I trying to kid?... lol!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

What myopsida please? Hate not knowing stuff.

An order of squid.

 

[Beachsands]

I have access to secret channel 10 files of Gary and George in the off season so I cant take too much credit for the speedy delivery.

Share please!

 

[delcan]

Ok, this is just mean

 

[Fuzz]

Share please!

I am. Or as much as I dare lest I end up in a bucket to be consumed.

 

[oddjob]

Yeah hang your head Red!

 

[delcan]

Yay! Hoda again showing she’s a natural leader with her muted reaction of relief

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...WELL FUG ME DEAD!... way to go Hoda and co!... woohoo!... I love it!... we didn't get shafted by Gary and George for once!... are they reading our posts at last?... I wonder?... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

LOKI!
Returneth.

 

[delcan]

Aww, Brendan! I’ve missed you!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...why was Gary staring at Chloe when he said "you have to take it on the chin"?... just wondering... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

An order of squid.

Bovine excretement!

 

[oddjob]

An order of squid.

I never order the squid.