...oh dear... 'Benjamin' the Lawyer is starting to fail miserably... please don't give Ray some sort of life-line... I will kill you if you do you twonk!... cheers.
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Masterchef 2017
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...and now he doesn't have the "right kind of tweel" on his plate according to him... lol!... saying fancy words does not a dish make Ray old son... lol!... cheers.
oddjob
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He's totally copying what the lovely Angelique did two nights ago. It's sacrilege!
...what gets me is that the two worst cooks on here... Ray and 'Benjamin' the Lawyer have both told us over and over that they are Doctor's and Lawyers but that they're both willing to give them both up because 'cooking is their dream' but that just rings bells to me that they are just shit Lawyers or Doctors and are desperate to find a different career path out of necessity more so than to follow their 'cooking dreams'... call me cynical but... cheers.
Well he has no imagination himself, I don't think any of these three do.[DOUBLEPOST=1495708416][/DOUBLEPOST]
Or her backstory?
...oh god Tamara... don't start with the friggin' sob story will you?..."this is what I dream of before I go to bed each night!"... oh puhleeeeze!... really?... the boys are all hyping her dish up... she's pretty... she safe!... cheers.
...well Tamara's safe and they're praising 'Benjamin' the Lawyer's dish up so it's definitely bye bye Ray!... lol!... oh hang on... Gary said... BUT!... obviously to build up the suspense so as not to telegraph Ray's demise obviously lol!... cheers.
...hahaha!... brace yourselves for the biggest sob story of the century folks!... lol!... "I gave it all up for..." coming right up folks!... lol!... this is going to be so sad to watch... I can just see it now!... cheers.
oddjob
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...and... now for hapless Ray to try and pull on our heart strings... **cue the violin music in the background**... cheers.
Or realised you're just not that good at the job you hoped to escape to.[DOUBLEPOST=1495709053][/DOUBLEPOST]Oh, he's so out of there!You would too if you'd given up EVERYTHING to be there!
You would too if you'd given up EVERYTHING to be there!
...bwahahahahaha!... ya got me as per usual oddjob lol!... cheers.
You made me snort.
...bwahahahaha!... you've cracked me up twice within 20 seconds!... a new personal best for you there oddjob!... lol!... cheers.