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Masterchef 2017

(watching late)
Tamara was stitched up. "I need to make a dessert heroing cucumber!"
Why is cucumber a dessert element? OK so theoretically you can use it in yoghurt, but it's like including salt as a dessert element in the hope you make salted caramel.

Glad Ray and Beardy McBeardface are the other two.
LOL at "grapes four ways"
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
..."stress is dessert spelled backwards!"... really Matt... REALLY?... how friggin' pathetic!... is that the best hat you have Matt?... sheesh!... and... 'Benjamin' the Lawyer has just told us that "his banana is the 'hero' of his dish!"... that phrase could be used as evidence against him in a Court of Law if he isn't careful... cheers.
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The only time "hero" and "banana" should EVER be used in the same sentence...
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Meglos said:
I hope your couch is ok.
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...haha!... yes Meglos it's okay... now... for a while he just kept jumping up and down on it and was giggling like an idiot and rambled on about something called 'Scienceology' or 'Scientology' or whatever it was called and then Mrs Sticky told him to "shut up... sit down and be quiet... or else!" and he did... (just as well... he's still alive for doing so ;):thumbsup::biggrin:) lol!... cheers.
 
...I posted this on the 'Birthday Thread' Dennis but just in case you don't visit that thread... here it is again...

...hey Happy Birthday Dennis Haikalis!... :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:... have a good one my friend... :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:... cheers.


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...on several occasions in the past I've made fun of the way Gary always keeps an almost obsessive eye on the food being presented to them and always makes sure that George doesn't keep the biggest piece for himself...and I have also said that his fat podgy face sometimes looks like a pig ready to dip his face into a trough to eat pig swill... he quite often licks his lips before he eats which has resulted in me having given him a nickname... 'Gary the Gecko'... if you look at this image below you will understand as to why I call him it... cheers.

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...hey all... I had some spare time on my hands for a change and as they say about idle minds... but anyhow... I digress... as you all are aware... I didn't particularly like 'Benjamin' the Lawyer at all and was so glad that he went the other night (would've been happier if it was Ray though)... this is a long read so just try and be patient with it until the end if you can... (it's my first Photoshop in ages)...

...I heard from the friend of someone that's not a friend of someone's friend's best friend on the set of Masterchef that told us of what REALLY happened with 'Benjamin's' departure... although... it could be just a factual rumour that is true but is riddled with no truth whatsoever but most probably happened... maybe?... um... don't ask me to repeat that will you?... anyhow... after approximately 10 hours of having fun with this labour of love I would like to present you with this Photoshop of 'Benjamin' the Lawyers departure which may or may not be true :thumbsup::thumbsup::whistling::angelic::biggrin:... I hope that you enjoy it as much as I had fun making it lol!... cheers.


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I loved the way Mr Sticky found the perfect pictures of Beardy pointing, fist-pumping and looking smug, it's a work of art. I just read it again and laughed all over again, which is a nice start to a Sunday.
 
Meglos said:
TEN HOURS???!!!?????
You crazy Mr Sticky.
But in the most hilarious and clever way possible, I loved that.
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...haha!...as much as 'Benjamin' the Lawyer irritated the hell out of me I still found him to be a perfect candidate for a Photoshop...it was only going to be a 2 or 3 panels all up but then the 'storyline mode' took over me and and here you have the final result lol!... I actually edited out about another 3 panels by consolidating them into other panels believe it or not?... the only reason that it ended up taking me 10 hours (perhaps more?) is that I wanted to incorporate Pete and Manu's involvement into it to satisfy my own personal warped sense of humour into it lol!... just call it self indulgence if you like lol!... cheers.
 
qtkt said:
Oh my MrS. Almost a full comic book. :D
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...hahaha!... it almost could have been qtkt... as I said above... it was about 3 panels longer but I edited them out... to be honest with you... I had another storyline that I was going to interweave into it about 'Benjamin's exploits after Masterchef but it would been about another 5-6 panels longer but sensibility finally kicked in and told me to stop lol!... so I sort of edited it and consolidated it all into the last 3 panels instead... hence so many words being spoken in them... besides... I wanted to finish in time to post it before Masterchef resumes tonight lol!... I hope that you liked it my sweet Vicar of Dibley... cheers.
 
Meglos said:
I loved the way Mr Sticky found the perfect pictures of Beardy pointing, fist-pumping and looking smug, it's a work of art. I just read it again and laughed all over again, which is a nice start to a Sunday.
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...just so that you know my friend... I have to watch it on my computer and capture the show in snippets with a program called 'Snagit' which captures the bits of clips that I see the best value in that will be good material for those poses etc... every single image is from that particular episode itself... I usually have to watch the whole show about 4 times to pick out the exact shots that I need and then edit them into the panels that you see after hours of tweaking the colours and shades and brightness etc until they all roughly match each other and THEN write all of their words to suit the panels... (although I have already written down the 'script' for want of a better word before all of the above happens) and tweak and twist it into the final 'edit' so to speak lol!...

...Photoshopping all of the 'turds' onto the plates after having gotten rid of what food was actually on the plate was the hardest part lol!... hence the 10 or more hours of my 'labour of love' lol!... but it's all worth it in the end if it gives you wonderful people people at least a chuckle or two and if it doesn't then at least it's finally purged out of my system and from my warped and twisted mind lol!... I'm glad that you appreciated it so much Meglos... cheers.
 
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