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Masterchef 2017

Dennis Haikalis said:
Aw damn I'm really sad actually, I really like Tamara
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...feel at ease Dennis... Tamara's up against two complete morons so she should nail this easily my friend...

Tuttle said:
Hope to hold onto, the only "back story" we got was at the start, and it was Ray's.
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...that really was a good sign wasn't it Tuttle?... hahaha!... the others are already cooking and Ray is still walking around clueless in the pantry spinning his usual sob story and is already making excuses lol!... cheers.
 
oddjob said:
Ray can't even find his way out of the pantry.
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...hahaha!...nothing new then is it when it comes to Ray... he's trying to think of his best excuse so far in this competition that's why he can't think of what he needs to use lol!...

oddjob said:
Well we got Benjamins back story too. I note he does the wanky high sprinkle when adding ingredients.
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...it's probably due to his non manual working namby-pamby delicate Lawyers hands are used to being so dainty... that's most likely why oddjob lol!... cheers.
 
..."stress is dessert spelled backwards!"... really Matt... REALLY?... how friggin' pathetic!... is that the best hat you have Matt?... sheesh!... and... 'Benjamin' the Lawyer has just told us that "his banana is the 'hero' of his dish!"... that phrase could be used as evidence against him in a Court of Law if he isn't careful... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
..."stress is dessert spelled backwards!"... really Matt... REALLY?... how friggin' pathetic!... is that the best hat you have Matt?... sheesh!... and... 'Benjamin' the Lawyer has just told us that "his banana is the 'hero' of his dish!"... that phrase could be used as evidence against him in a Court of Law if he isn't careful... cheers.
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Good thing Matt doesn't rely on his spelling for his income.
 
..."you're as cool as a cucumber!" one of the flossheads calls out from above... (Tamara's dish consists of cucumber of course)... **YAWN!**... cheers.
 
oddjob said:
Well we got Benjamins back story too. I note he does the wanky high sprinkle when adding ingredients.
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Yes, but Ray's was shown before he was in elimination.
Yes, I'm clutching on here. LOL[DOUBLEPOST=1495707447][/DOUBLEPOST]
Mr Stickyfingers said:
..."you're as cool as a cucumber!" one of the flossheads calls out from above... (Tamara's dish consists of cucumber of course)... **YAWN!**... cheers.
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Judge joke fed to them. Lock it in.
 
...oh sad!... 'Benjamin' the Lawyer is telling us just how brilliant he is and how on top of it all he is so much that he's stuffed up his dish lol!... SHUT THE FUCK UP TALKING AND JUST COOK YOU MORON!... lol!... cheers.
 
Tuttle said:
Ray wandering around the pantry, 10 mins in, like he's a pensioner sucking up the air conditioning at the local Coles.
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Oh that is seriously funny. I would have loved this first challenge. When I was at restaurant management school, we had a challenge like this. Forty five ingredients. I got 96 %, but my friend Loui
 
Tuttle said:
I'd rather boring Ray with his stupid cheese platter idea to go.
No imagination at all.
But then, haven't seen much from Tamara either.
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...if Ray survives this and it's Tamara that goes I will bloody cry... I swear it!... don't get me wrong... I don't particularly like Tamara at all and I can't stand 'Benjamin' the Lawyer but Ray does need to go!... cheers.
 
Desertsands said:
Oh that is seriously funny. I would have loved this first challenge. When I was at restaurant management school, we had a challenge like this. Forty five ingredients. I got 96 %, but my friend Loui
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...oh wow!... colour me impressed Desertsands... no wonder that you like watching this show lol!... cheers.
 
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