Masterchef 2016

[Desertsands]

Damn next week is Heston week. That guy has a lot to answer for for today's trend of food wankery.

 

[delcan]

This is just silly now. Maybe the election should be about making sure our kids can do maths?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Shit! Red's short by 15???

...well there you go!... it won't matter how good the red teams food was... they've found a sure fire reason to fail them now... we won't need to see who won it now... Matt's red team is in the elimination tomorrow night folks... end of story!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

15 short? Never would've happened on Brett's team.

 

[oddjob]

If they turn around and find the 15 parfaits ready to go, I may well throw something.

 

[Tuttle]

Obviously Karmen cut wrong.
Not really her fault having to do it pretty much all herself.
Or not. perhaps they all relaxed too soon.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Damn next week is Heston week. That guy has a lot to answer for for today's trend of food wankery.

...Bingo!... you said that right Desertsands... I totally agree with you... I don't like him at all... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Oh fuck off judges!!!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

15 short? Never would've happened on Brett's team.

...hahahahahahahahaha!... funny as!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

Damn next week is Heston week. That guy has a lot to answer for for today's trend of food wankery.

I like to think of Heston as a clandestine Banksy or piss-artist satirist. Didnt train as a chef. Mix up some stuff.
Bingo. Bango. Bongo.
Scientific Gastronomy.
I bet his wallet has "Fat Duck" monogrammed on it.

 

[Tuttle]

Don't tell me they weren't alerted to the missing 15, and that they were made in a hurry at the end.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Oh fuck off judges!!!

...amen to that Tuttle... I'm going to hate all this drivel that's about to come... red team tomorrow night folks for sure!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

And Blue Team wins

 

[Tuttle]

Serious crap. Apart from Harry (good sport he is) the rest are rubbish.

 

[delcan]

Red Team
- Mimi
- Trent
- Elise
- Karmen
- Matt

Time for Elise to go ffs

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...FUCK YOU JUDGES!!!... you should be ashamed of yourselves you ingrates!... cheers.

 

[Deleted member 39902]

Yep Elise, this could send you HOME.

 

[Tuttle]

Oh-oh.
So it won't be Trent, Heather or Elise.[DOUBLEPOST=1466592322][/DOUBLEPOST]

Yep Elise, this could send you HOME.

That really wouldn't shock anyone.

 

[oddjob]

Chloe's been reduced to tears!

 

[Tuttle]

Chloe's been reduced to tears!

Relief can do that to people.