Masterchef 2016

...Anastasia says that she's going to read the recipe carefully to 'get it right'.... yeah riiiiiiiiight!... this will be a first... cheers.
 
...did she say that there were 62 steps to this dish?... so you spend the best part of 3 hours making something that would be scoffed down in 3-4 minutes?... why the hell would you bother?... seriously... why?... cheers.
 
...so when did that 17 year old pretentious nuff nuff start his apprenticeship to be where he is now?... did he start cooking when he was 3-4 years old FFS?... cheers.
 
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