Masterchef 2016

Mr Stickyfingers said:
...oh well... Theresa wins... Charlie gets saved and Ashley goes home...

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...I'll have your report up in about 10 minutes Groover... I hope that I served you well... cheers.
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Thank you my friend for giving me that heads up 👍
:D

Happy with that result.;)
 
…Sticky’s Masterchef report to Groover…

…the show starts… the music is loud…. very loud (as usual!)... they do the backstory on why Ashley / Theresa and Charlie are in the playoff… they show them and let them explain why they are there in their own words… they are on the floor of the headquarters and Matt explains what they are about to cook… they have to use everything that is under the chloces?... everything…

Charlie gets first choice and his is ginger and he is happy with his choice… Theresa picks hers and it is prawns which is her supposed ‘worse nightmare’… Charlie picks his last and it’s mushrooms which he is happy with… as they start cooking Theresa is already stating that she is ‘confused’😗:rolleyes:… not a good start methinks!...

…they begin cooking… Theresa is already panicking… (she won’t last long in this competition at this rate… she might go today (if this is real of course)… George and Gary are trying to give her advice and she is like a ‘rabbit in the headlights of a car’ and is not listening to what they are saying… her brother Jimmy 'feels' for her…

…Charlie is making a ginger and chocolate tarty sort of thing… Ashley is making a mushroomey ravioli type of thingmajjig… Theresa is making a prawny salady sorty type conglomeration on an avocado base spread goop… (I hope that these cooking terms aren’t too technical for you Groover… I’ll try and keep them simple for you;):))… all in all they are all going hell to leather in trying to desperately put something together to impress the judges…

…it’s now Charlie’s time to be flustered… he is changing his dish to try something different taste wise… they are all receiving advice from the other contestants in the above gallery… Theresa looks like she is finally back on track and is actually beginning to do better than the two boys at the moment… Ashley is running a bit slow now…

…Charlie has 15 minutes left and he looks at his dish and says that it is a disaster so he looks like he is stuffed… there is all the fat of the ginger tarty thingy sitting on top of his dish… (um… scrape it off perhaps?... disaster averted?... who knows?)… it cuts to a commercial break… no doubt when we get back from the Ad that the disaster will be averted?... now back from the break… Charlie decides to remake it with 15 minutes left to go… (good luck in that buddy) 👍…

…Ashley is now looking good… his mushroomey ravioli typey thingy is trundling along pretty well at the moment… Theresa is looking a tad bit pleased with herself… Charlie is hammering it… Theresa gets her dish out of the fridge and is in suspenders hoping that it turns out right and it looks like it does… Charlie gets his 2nd attempt out and he says it looks good so he is happy now… they all get their dishes together… Ashley puts his ravioli into a frypan for some dumb-arsed reason and goes into panic mode and just hopes that they are alright… the crowd above go wild when the countdown finishes… they get ready to present their dishes…

…after the Ad they try Ashley’s mushroomey ravioli thingy dish first… they all give those mixed looks and then Matt says the ravioli is tough because it was put in the frying pan at the last moment… Theresa’s dish is next… she sounds really confident with herself… she serves it up to them… they ask how she feels… she’s really happy with herself… Gary says that it looks great… the others agree (looks like she’s the favourite to win this:rolleyes:)… they all show good reactions to it and rave on about it… Charlie is last and dishes out his whatever it is… it doesn’t look too flash at all… his ginger dish doesn’t have any ginger in it apparently in the main part of the dish but has all gingery bits and pieces in it apparently… he starts to blubber:facepalm:🥱…

…the commercial break finishes and back to Charlie from the chocolate factory to have his dish tasted… they taste it… they pick the crap out of it and in the end they all say… there’s not enough ginger in it!... it looks like Theresa has won this… aaaaaaand… here it comes… it’s announced by Gary that only one person has ‘met all of the criteria’ of the set task and that is… that is… that is… Theresa!... (surprise not!)… Charlie is then declared ‘safe’… Ashley is going home… he’s the first one out and then leaves… he’s not shattered but just disappointed… he intends to open up a stall somewhere and set himself up on an online cooking recipes website too… end of show… they preview that the Marco Pierre ugly bloke is on tomorrow night… cut to the credits… over to Gogglebox… end of report…

…did I do well Groover?... lol!... I hope that my technical talk didn’t go too much over your head… cheers.
 
Love your recap Mr Sticky, I admire your dedication.

So glad Theresa survived. Don't mind Charlie too much, though pretty happy with the result. Don't know why at 24 you'd give up a professional golfing career for a one in a million shot at a "food dream".
 
Dennis Haikalis said:
1.01 for masterchef last night 4th overall for the night and 1st in every demo!
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... EXCELLENT!!!!... cheers.
 
Meglos said:
Love your recap Mr Sticky, I admire your dedication.

So glad Theresa survived. Don't mind Charlie too much, though pretty happy with the result. Don't know why at 24 you'd give up a professional golfing career for a one in a million shot at a "food dream".
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Brett the pilot is throwing away a job many would kill for. 18 years at (probably) Cathay Pacific based out of Hong Kong is the dream of many.
 
In relation to this year's contestants fawning over Billie, her considerable achievements (acknowledged) and 'qualification' to judge dishes.... Two acclaimed food-entrepreneur chefs, a high-credibility (I didn't say substantial) food critic, plus creme-de-la-creme internationals, yeah 12-month-in Billie judging contestants food does lack seasoning.
 
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Lol, just went to check what was happening at The Logies during the ad break - Home and Away just won Best Drama!! lol!
 
Matt seems to be giving a lot of hints.

I guess they are probably aren't listening anyway because of the distraction of his bright pink suit.
 
Best dessert ever? Really? Sceptical...

Golf guy, gees... if you're going to be Masterchef you're going to have to cook more than desserts. Surely you would have practised all sorts of other things if you knew you were going on the show.
 
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