Not much to say about this pretty much rehashed episode except I've never seen the beached whale move so fast when the phones were ringing. She must have lost 12 pounds during that period alone.
But I'm afraid the loss in weight won't attract any prospective suitors what with the red water bottle pressed to her bosom and that tattered, threadbare greyish thing that once upon a time must have been a white Kleenex which she seems to be using to wipe her forehead with, her nose, her hands and I dare not think what else.
I went to the supermarket the other day to find out about the price of those tissues... it might be a luxury item for a homeless person but for someone like Gemma with two businesses you would think she could afford a new box at least a week...
Well, on to more sanitary topics. "Mother" Daniella not unexpectedly had sour grapes big time over the fact that Steph hadn't been evicted and made a point out of the fact that she wouldn't waste another word on that little trollop bla bla...
There was a little moment in the smoking area, Gemma, Daniella, Steph and John or Darren or both were present were "Mother" again had to reinforce her point, this time straight to Steph's face but as expected, Steph took it on the chin and left the old cow stewing with a derogatory remark of sorts. I can't be bothered to re-watch it and write down the words because it's always the same old shit anyway.
Didn't someone ask if Steph could possibly win the show to which the answer was never (or something to that effect)? I wouldn't be so sure. As it stands, my favourites to win are either Steph or Tiff. You have two real human beings here.
Look at the rest: Scotti T... wants to do something with his life like, learning how to sing and travelling and... talking to more people? What's he been doing so far? Working on his sun tan, watching porn and eating mums cookies? And this is the guy who holds sermons on cheating on boyfriends... he ain't gonna win.
What else have we got? It's been a long time so forgive me if I get the number of the pale riders wrong... you know the ones in the old testament that I think were skeletons and were supposed to scare the shit out of us when we were children... well, look at: Gemma, Daniella, John and Darren - that's four, right? Well, look at them, all looking very dead and used up in more than one way. Not exactly the army you would assemble to ride into battle...
...that leaves two real, live people i.e. Tiff and Steph and just because those two are not corpses they deserve to win.
