Columbo
Never again
So that big lottery win was drawn today. I think it was something like 1.4 billion dollars. If you had won that much money, how many people would you tell? For me I would try to tell as few as people as possible. I wouldn't go blabbing it on here. In fact I wouldn't go blabbing on hereabout me winning anything otherwise it might go something like this:
'Wohoo, i just won the lottery!'
'Wow. How much did you win?'
'Oh, um I just won a dollar.'
'But you said you just won the lottery?'
'I know, I meant scratchies.'
'But you just posted that you won the lottery. That is a bit different from winning some money in a scratchie, reepbot.'
'I guess it was just a slip of the tongue.'
'Also I really don't see why you posted that in the first place. Winning a whole dollar is nothing to brag about. How much did you spend on that scratchie?'
'Uhh, a dollar.'
'So in actual fact you didn't really win anything at all. And another thing, why are you wasting money on scratchies? You should really be thinking of your financial future.'
'I have to go now.'
'Wohoo, i just won the lottery!'
'Wow. How much did you win?'
'Oh, um I just won a dollar.'
'But you said you just won the lottery?'
'I know, I meant scratchies.'
'But you just posted that you won the lottery. That is a bit different from winning some money in a scratchie, reepbot.'
'I guess it was just a slip of the tongue.'
'Also I really don't see why you posted that in the first place. Winning a whole dollar is nothing to brag about. How much did you spend on that scratchie?'
'Uhh, a dollar.'
'So in actual fact you didn't really win anything at all. And another thing, why are you wasting money on scratchies? You should really be thinking of your financial future.'
'I have to go now.'