Celebrity Big Brother UK - January 2016

[crimmy]

@Mr Stickyfingers - great recaps once again MrS - you're on fire!!

great point about Gemma not seeming to do much around the house either except lie in bed!

She was good though trying to give Tiffany the Clueless a few hints on how to become more accepted in the house ... but that's an uphill battle I think

 

[crimmy]

what was the point of the David and Jeremy date thing anyway - except to make our skin crawl??

 

[Dystopia]

Tonights episode was probably one of the most shocking/ funny episodes i have seen in a while.

I can now officially say that i hate John and want him out as soon as possible. Always wanting to take the moral high ground and saying what he thinks the public wants to hear. The way he spoke to Tiffany was horrid.

Tiffany made an honest mistake, because when she told everyone that Angie told her David had died they all immediately thought it was David Guest as well.

The only thing Tiffany did wrong was try to cover up that she had make a mistake by lying and saying that Angie specifically told her David Guest.

Spot on. Demon (formerly Saint) John is a devious, scheming snake. He is well aware that he gets the gay vote and what we know is that he is also deemed the alpha male and that always makes the ladies swoon and the guys scamper. I don't understand all of that. How can a gay guy be the alpha male in the first place?

Now I know I'm gonna get in trouble for that... but, unlike the riffraff, I do like to learn and to understand.

I also agree that Tiffany shouldn't have lied... she knew she was lying.

It seems that when you made this post you hadn't watched BOTS... if you can't or won't, it will be part of the next daily show. Watch out whom the Demon is nominating.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Otherwise in the house, today's most interesting moment was definitely this commentary from narrator Marcus Bentley:

"Stephanie and Jeremy are brushing their teeth."
Ste-fanny end Jeremy are brooshing their teeeehth
thrilling...

... ^^^^ ...hahahahaha!... gold!... pure gold!...

The very last thing that Angie needed was the hysterics and then witchiness from Tiffany ... Angie can't be blamed for not being clearer about which David had died ffs ...

..absolutely spot on there crimmy...

Well Jonathon wasn't any more entertaining in BBOTS than inside the house and yes its obvious that he has absolutely no intention of introducing Gemma to KimmieK .. maybe he WILL visit her when he comes to the UK (and make use of her when and as he can) but he's not going to introduce anyone into the inner circle unless KimmieK says to him "ohhh I liked that girl on CBBUK - introduce me" - and that's just NOT going to happen

...Bingo!... that is so true crimmy...

as for the nominations

did noone listen to what Angie was saying? - that she felt safer and more protected in the house than she would be outside of it right now - from the media who would probably hound her
yet they're saying she'd be better out of the house - ummm its HER choice not theirs .. why not wait a few days and see how she's handling things - if she's not coping she'll probably ask to leave herself - she won't need to be evicted to do it.

...that is so right crimmy... if she goes out there right now the Media would be on her like a pack of Hyenas...

Witness weak-as-water Christopher who firstly manipulated Tiffany into a meeting she didn't ask for and then when the house said No Thanks he wasn't game enough to go back to Tiffany and say the meeting wasn't going to happen. Grow a pair Christopher!!

...hahaha!... I said more or less exactly the same as you about this!... two minds thinking alike again?... lol!...

yep - maybe you haven't watched BBOTS and Jonathan telling everyone that Nancy sleeps in for an hour after others have been up, showered, dressed, made breakfast and cleaned up - yet expects them all to serve and clean up after her ... and then spends hours each day doing her makeup ... then at the end of the day waltzes off to take a shower making the others have to wait for lights out until she is done ... her world revolves around her wants/needs - noone else's.

she was "out of it" not because of any higher mindfulness but because she was either sleeping off the latest wine-fest, lazing in bed like QueenMuckettyMuck or plastering her face with spakfiller yet again darrrrrrlinnng

...hahaha!... you dislike Nancy as much as Dystopia hates Gemma... lol!... my main hate... 'Johnny Walker' has gone so now I feel kind of left out... ... hmmmm!... who can I hate now?... (I'm sure that it won't take too long lol!)... cheers.

 

[Dystopia]

...Todays Show:... (a marathon read today... I've exceeded the 10,000 word limit apparently ... lol!... sorry about that)... so this is Part 1...

...they show Angie in the Diary Room after having been told about her ex -husbands death and she is honest enough to tell Big Brother that she hasn't seen him for so many years (going on 40) and that she can't really 'make a big drama out of it' (they never spoke)... kudos to her for not milking it for airtime and then she touches on her mothers death and then she loses it and starts crying... it seems that David's death genuinely suddenly hit her as the news sank in... she goes to tears and Big Brother brings in John and David Gest in to console her... I really felt for her in those few minutes... understandably they are both shocked by David Bowie's death from Cancer... 'the stardust has gone'... a great line from Angie... admittedly John and David Gest were really good with being thrown into the situation to be honest... she asks them not to say anything to the others and they agree not to...

...Angie (looking in an emotionally drained state) is then in the kitchen and decides to open up to Tiffany about Bowie's death... she obviously needs to offload onto someone about it and tells her... Tiffany's response is totally over the top and is quite ridiculous... Angie is genuinely trying to deal with Bowie's death and she is carrying on like that... of course against Angie's wishes she starts gathering everyone to blurt out Angie's news...she milks it out until they are all pleading with her to tell them and then blurts out that 'David is dead!'... they all go into a panic believing that DAVID GEST is dead???... I mean... really?.... how bloody stupid are they?... Angie was married to David Bowie and all of them were well aware of that fact so why would she be saying that it was DAVID GEST????... what idiots!... I just can't believe that they would all believe it to be David Gest...

...I'm pretty sure that if Angie had stumbled across David Gest's dead body that she would've let out a very loud scream and that Big Brother would've instantly announced the discovery straight away... why on earth would Angie be going around trying to keep the discovery of David Gest's dead body a secret????... she may look like the raggedy old 'cat lady' from The Simpsons but she isn't!... Tiffany damn well knew that Angie wouldn't have been talking about David Gest when she gathered around her captive audience to eke out the suspense for a few seconds before announcing with great gusto... "DAVID"S DEAD!!!!!"... she knows that Angie wouldn't keep a housemates death secret but saw an opportunity to get some great dramatic airtime for herself at Angie's expense!!!... what a selfish C*W!!!!!!...

...and all of the dumb-arsed bingaloids all 'panicking' because they thought David Gest was dead... really?... how simple are they... they all knew too that Angie was married to David Bowie... so much for Angie being able to grieve for David Bowie in her own way eh?... I know that David Gest looks like a walking corpse but that doesn't mean that he's actually dead FFS!... not one of those nuff nuffs thought for one second that Big Brother would've been the first one onto it to say something???... what a load of brainless boofheads they are...

...Tiffany milked the whole shebang for everything that she could the demented dipshit!... she then blatantly LIED that Angie said the words "David Gest" to make herself look less stupid when Angie didn't!... she just said... "David" (obviously referring to her ex-husband... hmmmmm!... how about re-showing that conversation to all of the other housemates Big Brother to show that she's lying about Angie?... WHAT A LYING C*W!!!... milk that airtime Tiffany... milk that airtime!...

...cut back to Angie blubbering her heart out in the Diary Room... back to Tiffany defending her stupid self with... "I thought he died in the Diary Room!"... (DUH!... more reason for Big Brother to announce David Gests apparent 'death' first you stupid bimboid!!!)... during the post mortem of what happened while Angie is trying to deal with what happened the rest of the housemates are muttering and mumbling about Angie!... why?... about what Angie said?... it should be about how Tiffany snatched the opportunity at Angie's expense to be the melodrama Queen milking the opportunity for exposed airtime!... what is wrong with them???... ...

...Angie's explanation in the Diary Room is as valid as it actually is... Daniella has the wrong information in the other part of the house telling whoever quite wrongly that Angie told Tiffany that DAVID GEST had died when she didn't... (I expected better than that from you Daniella... I really did!)... again Big Brother... replay back the conversation... now we have 'I'm walking' Jonathan (Johnny Walker) saying with a great big proclamation... "I'm not well with crazy people... I'm not well with crazy people... her husband is not dead!"... oh really?... is that right you brainless buttplug?... so you've managed to resurrect David Bowie now have you?... if so... a profound 'thankyou' from me and the rest of the whole fucking world you tosser!... and you're 'not well with crazy people'???... you hang around leeching off the Karshitians you dingbat!!!... they're the biggest bunch of dysfunctional crazy people on this planet!... ...

...much to his credit John tried to intimate to everyone (because it wasn't his place to reveal to them) without actually telling them that it was David Bowie that had died... all of them shut up for a few moments and Tiffany crouches down and looks at herself in a window to contemplate about how fucking stupid she looks... (either that or she was having a quick dump in the garden bed or on the lawn)... 'I'm walking' Jonathan stands silent and humming to himself like Kim Karshitians cherished super-sized vibrator and everyone stays silent...

...kooming uuuup... the howse turns on Tiffaneeeeee!!!!... (I can't wait to see this)... (part 2 next)... cheers.

Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh Sticky... BRAINLESS BUTT PLUG ... LMAO. How could it be otherwise?? It's not a BRAIN PLUG... so many thoughts running around my head now. I'll have to stop reading your posts when I'm still awake... lol

 

[Cowie]

Jesus that was a clusterfuck. I don't think I've seen anything like it in all my years of bbuk.

 

[timmy]

OMG that was train wreck viewing. Understandable how it happened but really Tiffany should have apologised immediately the misunderstanding became clear. Poor Angie though, making a bad day so much worse by failing to mention a crucial detail.

 

[adsyj]

I don't think we saw a half of what went down with Tiffany because listening to the other housemates they felt intimidated and wary of her - they didn't feel safe around her. I think she went right off and it wasn't what they could show even on Channel 5 - there's limits.

John is the person they all seem happy to have as their leader/spokesperson - AND he's man enough to do it.

Witness weak-as-water Christopher who firstly manipulated Tiffany into a meeting she didn't ask for and then when the house said No Thanks he wasn't game enough to go back to Tiffany and say the meeting wasn't going to happen. Grow a pair Christopher!!

Yeah that is a very good call. I was thinking the same thing. What are we not seeing with Tiffany. She has seemed quite and almost timid compared to other shows I have seen her on. So maybe she been all HBIC and we have not seen it. Although they really are a wimpy whiny bunch as a whole the rest of the housemates.

 

[BigBrotherCritic]

So CBB made the Project tonight, I never thought that would happen

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

BOTS:... yeah yeah I know... Johnny Walker is going to be on the show tonight... I'll try not to burst a blood vessel I promise...

...Rylan does his little dance down the stairs as usual... (one day he'll fall down them I can just see it so clearly).. aw crap!... he's going to have that old cantankerous bat Denise Robertson on tonight... she's the musky old ball of navel lint with the M.B.E... (big whoop!)... B-O-R-I-N-G!!!... there's some old fat 'twinkle-toes' by the name of Russel Grant... some woman by the name of Michelle Heaton (yeah I know... who da fark is she?)... and a guy named Dan Wooton... (I've seen him before... he asks people some really awkward questions at times from memory)...

...it sounds like Michelle is making excuses for Tiffany's behaviour and it sounds like Rylan is agreeing with her... ... (**settle Sticky... settle**)... she is soooo stupid... she can't see Tiffany for what she is...Tiffany knew EXACTLY what she was doing!!!... why can't people see that?... it is as plain as the multi chins on Gemma's two faces that she knew!...

...back from the break and Johnny Walker struts down the stairs... aw crap!... he didn't fall down them ... now we've got to hear all of his dribble... oh gosh!... (I hope that I'm not catching the Tiffany's)... the schlong says that the reason that he was wearing his sunnies at night was to hide his tears because of leaving the housemates behind!!!!...AAAAAAARGH!!!... god give me strength!!!... as if he cares for anybody else but himself????... what a deluded little Johnny Depp wannabee this snotty-nosed little skidmark is!... as Elaine from Seinfeld once said... "he's so fake fake fake!"...

...they show his... ahem!... 'best bits' in the house... there were some?????... he says that Nancy is the one that he would hang out with the most lol!... (did you hear that crimmy? )... he says that he hates people that just sit in bed all day... (that's stuffed it for you Gemma!... he will NEVER contact you again lol!)... oh bloody hell!... he's going to be on the panel later ...

...'Todays News' is on next... they show the 'puppet masters' task that looks quite pathetic from what I saw... they show John talking to Tiffany and she has bowed down like a whipped puppy dog... it looks like they've broken her... so much for the 'mega super queen bitch' ruling the house... all I can see there is that she's going to withdraw into a cocoon and the house will become boring now... oh FFS!... they've got that antiquated old Barbara Cartland look-alike on now... she is such a bore-fest!... her twaddle always slows the show down to a crawling pace.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!... she never ever says anything worthwhile or even remotely humorous so why is she on there?... oh! the inhumanity of it all!... she's about as funny as a game of Water Polo on the Titanic!... please Rylan... I implore you... never have her on again... do you hear me?... do you?...

...Johnny Walker blabbers on about Stiff fanny's 'romance' with Jeremy that is going on and says that it's all innocent... yeah riiiiiiight!!!... that Wooton guy believes that she went in there to deliberately hook up with 'a famous guy' to further her career... (spot on matey! )... I couldn't be bothered to listen to what 'twinkle-toes- said... (ho hum)... Michelle said something... that Wooton guy condemns her for it for what she is... ...

...self righteous all important alpha tosser John nominates Angie for eviction because "she doesn't need to be in this environment with all of what's going on at the moment"... who the fuck is he to make that assessment of what's good for her at this time.?.. what kind of pompous little knobhead is he?... (there's a reason why there's a knob on the end of your penis mate... it's to stop your hand slipping off it and knocking yourself out you wanker!)... what a hero!... his second pick is Darren because he has become 'withdrawn' in the last week and... now wait for this... "he has started smoking again!!!!!"... what a complete twat!... that is so piss poor that it's ridiculous... I said from the outset that John could be ruthless and now he's showing his true colours...

...the housemates up for eviction are Nancy/Stiff Fanny/Angie/Jeremy and Gemma... (my bet is on Nancy or Stiff Fanny to go)... the only reason that John voted for Darren is because he sees him as his biggest threat in the house obviously... what a snake!... crimmy... Dystopia... I've found somebody new to hate!!!!... I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!... lol!... thanks John!... you given me new reasons to carry on like a delirious prepubescent teenage keyboard warrior going through his 5th childhood again!... ... woohoo!...

...I bet that Stiff fanny and Jeremy are reassessing their 'relationship' now... (I really would prefer it be one of them that is the one to go)... how creepy Christopher or 'Kristina is she still in there' were not up for eviction I have absolutely no idea!... muawahahaha!... that Wooton guy asked Johnny Walker if he intend to introduce Gemma to Kim Karshitian or not because "that's what she wants!"... hahahaha!... Rylan looked embarrassed that the asked him... brainless buttplug replies... "is that what she wants?"... (as if he didn't already know )... and then says... "NO COMMENT!!!!"... ... as I said Gemma... you'll never see him for dust again girl!... all that sucking up to him and he just publicly totally wiped her!... I LOVE IT!!!!...

...the general consensus by the panel and audience to go was between Nancy/Angie or Stiff Fanny... end of show... I must say that I'm proud of myself... I never punched my computer screen once while Johnny Walker was on... (I must be mellowing methinks lol!)... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh Sticky... BRAINLESS BUTT PLUG ... LMAO. How could it be otherwise?? It's not a BRAIN PLUG... so many thoughts running around my head now. I'll have to stop reading your posts when I'm still awake... lol

... ^^^^... hahaha!... funny as Dystopia!... so I'm not the only one that does that then lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Jesus that was a clusterfuck. I don't think I've seen anything like it in all my years of bbuk.

...I dunno Cowie... that year with 'Helen the Horrendous Heartless Hellhound Hag from Hell' went pretty close for the biggest clusterfuck methinks... you probably are right though... but wasn't that a hell of a show today?...

OMG that was train wreck viewing. Understandable how it happened but really Tiffany should have apologised immediately the misunderstanding became clear. Poor Angie though, making a bad day so much worse by failing to mention a crucial detail.

...that was sad... her mind wasn't with it at the time because of her inner grief methinks... she really had no chance to grieve silently did she?...

Yeah that is a very good call. I was thinking the same thing. What are we not seeing with Tiffany. She has seemed quite and almost timid compared to other shows I have seen her on. So maybe she been all HBIC and we have not seen it. Although they really are a wimpy whiny bunch as a whole the rest of the housemates.

...you are so right there adsyj... they are... I hope that stop the whinging and whining and just say stuff to the peoples faces instead of just Chinese whispers in the background this time around...

So CBB made the Project tonight, I never thought that would happen

...oh really?... was it about the big arguement or about Angie being told about David Bowie's death?... just curious... cheers.

 

[BigBrotherCritic]

...oh really?... was it about the big arguement or about Angie being told about David Bowie's death?... just curious... cheers.

Oh shit I should have said..

It was about Angie and all the controversy about C5 showing her "Meltdown"

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Oh shit I should have said..

It was about Angie and all the controversy about C5 showing her "Meltdown"

...thanks for that my friend... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Not watching the show, but I'm really enjoy reading this thread.
Thanks, and keep posting!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I'm completely convinced that whenever King John Partridge speaks that he firmly believes that he is Leonidas from the 300 Spartans movie... he speaks like he is holding audience with his subjects... he 'commands' them... what a total twonk!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Not watching the show, but I'm really enjoy reading this thread.
Thanks, and keep posting!

...it's our pleasure to please you Tuttle... welcome to the thread... the more the merrier... cheers.

 

[crimmy]

@Mr Stickyfingers
I think John is great .. He was put in leader position on the first night and I think the other celebrities are more than willing to leave him in that role
1 because they don't want it (either they are wimps or just too lazy or self absorbed to bother)
2 he's one of the older ones there and perhaps the younger reality types recognise he's actually truly deserving of celebrity status as he's had a profile in the industry for many years and they look up to him. If he was overbearing they'd be bitching about him and nominating him already
3 because when he has his specs on he's rather yummy
Oh wait ... That 3rd one might be my issue ... Sorry

 

[crimmy]

oh ffs

ofcom have received complaints about John making an alleged racist remark about Tiffany

the remark?

"she only wants to talk to us now because she's hungry and wants some chicken"

racist? yep because she happens to be a <insert currently politically correct word for her race> and putting her in the same sentence as the word chicken = racism

FFS

and then there's the poll at the bottom of the article


Ofcom 'assessing' Celebrity Big Brother RACE row as viewers complain about John Partridge's 'chicken' remark to Tiffany Pollard

Tiffany Pollard was subject to bullying according to viewers and the communications regulator are currently deciding whether Channel 5 will be investigated or not

Celebrity Big Brother housemate John Partridge is caught up in a race row, following an argument with Tiffany Pollard.

During Tuesday night's CBB - Tiffany became hysterical after assuming David Gest had died in the Diary Room.

Following the incident she was asked to leave by the former EastEnders actor and other housemates because of her reaction and this upset some viewers.

While many CBB fans complained that it was unfair for the US reality star to be 'isolated' and 'abused', other viewers have alleged John's 'chicken' comment was racial motivated, which Ofcom are now assessing.

Partridge said: "[Tiffany] only wants to come to talk to us now cos she’s hungry and wants some chicken."



Channel 5

Viewers are alleging that John was racist in the house so even though it was chicken everyone else was eating you can't mention what's on the menu in conjunction with Tiffany's name ... cos she's umm a <insert currently politically correct word for her race>


The CBB housemates demanded Tiffany leave the house after she laughed at causing havoc by misunderstanding what Angie Bowie had said to her.

American reality star Tiffany found herself shrieking and upset when Angie told her that her ex-husband, musical legend David Bowie had died, but she misunderstood and thought David Gest had died.

John Partridge later told Tiffany how serious the situation was and that people were ready to leave if she stayed - because they felt threatened by her and didn’t want her in the house.

She replied: “Well that’s too bad!”



Channel 5

Angie and Christopher were also involved (are you getting this shot BB - I'm going to the rescue - SuperChristopher - just be sure you get THIS side - I paid extra to get it just right)




Channel 5

Christopher returned to the house on Tiffany's behalf


Tiffany refused to apologise to Angie over her behaviour, and then insisted that she wouldn't leave the house.

Following Tiffany's outburst she was alone in the garden of the CBB house.

At one stage Christopher Maloney tried to make things right with the housemates and asked John if she could come back in.

Partridge replied: "She only wants to come to talk to us now cos she’s hungry and wants some chicken."



Channel 5

Tiffany can't believe what Angie has just told her - at this point if she'd shut up and listened to Angie it would never have escalated to the mess it did


Some viewers have taken offence to the alleged racial remark, saying that John's 'chicken' reference pandered to an offensive stereotype.

According to Ofcom there have been 211 complaints for Tuesday night's episode.

'41 complaints over bullying towards Tiffany by other housemates'.

'154 complaints that it was in bad taste to televise Angie being told of David Bowie's death'. they didn't televise it - they started televising after she'd made her decision to stay in the BB house - we never saw her manager in there with her breaking the news - again - what are these whingers watching?!?

'16 complaints objecting to Tiffany's hysterical reaction and subsequent aggression around misunderstanding of David Bowie / David Guest death'.

An Ofcom spokesperson said: “We will assess these complaints before deciding whether to investigate or not”.


Tiffany Pollard was subject to bullying according to viewers and the communications regulator are currently deciding whether Channel 5 will be investigated or not


On Twitter, one viewer said: "#cbb painting Tiffany as the angry black woman, John's racist remark, and everyone else's racist behaviour by trying to oust her is gross.”

Another posted: "Knew John was acting the whole time.. Why didn't he go off on Winston? Disgusting racist comment too.. Poor Tiffany did nothing wrong #cbb"

A viewer also tweeted: "listen that john guy is racist. He made a comment about chicken towards tiffany. Didnt clock at 1st" because at 1st it was just a normal conversation you heard - after that you went looking at it to see if it was offensive because it had been commented on ... this doesn't register as offensive to most people ... but it isn't! also I thought the offensive chicken was FRIED chicken .. but now any chicken will do?!?

While one simply tweeted: "Tiffany likes chicken. It is not racist."

John Partridge's reps have contacted for comment.

Channel 5 have refused to comment on the situation.

Tiffany cries in the Diary Room






Channel 5

Tiffany speaks to Christopher before he tried to get her back in the house




Do you think Tiffany Pollard was BULLIED by housemates?

• 45%Yes what are these people watching???
• 40%No

• 12%No way, Tiffany did the bullying
• 3%I couldn't watch

 

[Dystopia]

BOTS:... yeah yeah I know... Johnny Walker is going to be on the show tonight... I'll try not to burst a blood vessel I promise...

...Rylan does his little dance down the stairs as usual... (one day he'll fall down them I can just see it so clearly).. aw crap!... he's going to have that old cantankerous bat Denise Robertson on tonight... she's the musky old ball of navel lint with the M.B.E... (big whoop!)... B-O-R-I-N-G!!!... there's some old fat 'twinkle-toes' by the name of Russel Grant... some woman by the name of Michelle Heaton (yeah I know... who da fark is she?)... and a guy named Dan Wooton... (I've seen him before... he asks people some really awkward questions at times from memory)...

...it sounds like Michelle is making excuses for Tiffany's behaviour and it sounds like Rylan is agreeing with her... ... (**settle Sticky... settle**)... she is soooo stupid... she can't see Tiffany for what she is...Tiffany knew EXACTLY what she was doing!!!... why can't people see that?... it is as plain as the multi chins on Gemma's two faces that she knew!...

...back from the break and Johnny Walker struts down the stairs... aw crap!... he didn't fall down them ... now we've got to hear all of his dribble... oh gosh!... (I hope that I'm not catching the Tiffany's)... the schlong says that the reason that he was wearing his sunnies at night was to hide his tears because of leaving the housemates behind!!!!...AAAAAAARGH!!!... god give me strength!!!... as if he cares for anybody else but himself????... what a deluded little Johnny Depp wannabee this snotty-nosed little skidmark is!... as Elaine from Seinfeld once said... "he's so fake fake fake!"...

...they show his... ahem!... 'best bits' in the house... there were some?????... he says that Nancy is the one that he would hang out with the most lol!... (did you hear that crimmy? )... he says that he hates people that just sit in bed all day... (that's stuffed it for you Gemma!... he will NEVER contact you again lol!)... oh bloody hell!... he's going to be on the panel later ...

...'Todays News' is on next... they show the 'puppet masters' task that looks quite pathetic from what I saw... they show John talking to Tiffany and she has bowed down like a whipped puppy dog... it looks like they've broken her... so much for the 'mega super queen bitch' ruling the house... all I can see there is that she's going to withdraw into a cocoon and the house will become boring now... oh FFS!... they've got that antiquated old Barbara Cartland look-alike on now... she is such a bore-fest!... her twaddle always slows the show down to a crawling pace.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!... she never ever says anything worthwhile or even remotely humorous so why is she on there?... oh! the inhumanity of it all!... she's about as funny as a game of Water Polo on the Titanic!... please Rylan... I implore you... never have her on again... do you hear me?... do you?...

...Johnny Walker blabbers on about Stiff fanny's 'romance' with Jeremy that is going on and says that it's all innocent... yeah riiiiiiight!!!... that Wooton guy believes that she went in there to deliberately hook up with 'a famous guy' to further her career... (spot on matey! )... I couldn't be bothered to listen to what 'twinkle-toes- said... (ho hum)... Michelle said something... that Wooton guy condemns her for it for what she is... ...

...self righteous all important alpha tosser John nominates Angie for eviction because "she doesn't need to be in this environment with all of what's going on at the moment"... who the fuck is he to make that assessment of what's good for her at this time.?.. what kind of pompous little knobhead is he?... (there's a reason why there's a knob on the end of your penis mate... it's to stop your hand slipping off it and knocking yourself out you wanker!)... what a hero!... his second pick is Darren because he has become 'withdrawn' in the last week and... now wait for this... "he has started smoking again!!!!!"... what a complete twat!... that is so piss poor that it's ridiculous... I said from the outset that John could be ruthless and now he's showing his true colours...

...the housemates up for eviction are Nancy/Stiff Fanny/Angie/Jeremy and Gemma... (my bet is on Nancy or Stiff Fanny to go)... the only reason that John voted for Darren is because he sees him as his biggest threat in the house obviously... what a snake!... crimmy... Dystopia... I've found somebody new to hate!!!!... I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!... lol!... thanks John!... you given me new reasons to carry on like a delirious prepubescent teenage keyboard warrior going through his 5th childhood again!... ... woohoo!...

...I bet that Stiff fanny and Jeremy are reassessing their 'relationship' now... (I really would prefer it be one of them that is the one to go)... how creepy Christopher or 'Kristina is she still in there' were not up for eviction I have absolutely no idea!... muawahahaha!... that Wooton guy asked Johnny Walker if he intend to introduce Gemma to Kim Karshitian or not because "that's what she wants!"... hahahaha!... Rylan looked embarrassed that the asked him... brainless buttplug replies... "is that what she wants?"... (as if he didn't already know )... and then says... "NO COMMENT!!!!"... ... as I said Gemma... you'll never see him for dust again girl!... all that sucking up to him and he just publicly totally wiped her!... I LOVE IT!!!!...

...the general consensus by the panel and audience to go was between Nancy/Angie or Stiff Fanny... end of show... I must say that I'm proud of myself... I never punched my computer screen once while Johnny Walker was on... (I must be mellowing methinks lol!)... cheers.

Agree with you on the Demon John - from day one I KNEW he was a devious bitch!! Sadly you'll probably be right Sticky regarding who will be evicted, Lady Nancy or Stephanie. Even if people don't like them, they bring at least a little bit of entertainment which cannot be said of Kristina and Christopher. Needless to say I most would like the Beached Whale Gemma go. I'll mute the sound from now on as soon as she opens her mouth.