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Celebrity Big Brother UK - January 2016

As was to be expected, today's show was another rerun of "Winstongate". One would think Chanel 5 is wooing the British government to endorse and possibly finance the show.

So John doesn't respect Winston and condescendingly walks out of the Winston-tell-all he so eagerly agreed to... ostensibly. I did like John for his presence and astuteness at first, but it's over John - I no longer respect you either because you are nothing but a drama queen. Go and cry, bye bye... bye bye :singing:

Akin to Angie's outburst regarding Winston's 'homophobia' and her subsequent meek claim that she wanted him gone because she wanted to save a woman, Saint John put all the honey around Winston's face when they spoke one on one but showed his ugly, devious side when he voted against Winston and uttering he had no respect for him.

What he is really saying without being aware of it is that he has no respect for free speech. Just like the rest of the moronic HMs, the panel at BOTS, the audience and most people not only in the UK but also here in the best country of them all : Sunny, God-blessed Australia.

So Winston's ill-chosen terminology i.e. 'child abuse' has rubbed you all up, hasn't it? BRAVO!!
Has anyone actually noticed that Winston (at least these days) is not the brightest? Nor was Muhammed Ali after having had his head (that's where, according to medical science, the brain resides) - pummeled for uncountable times. Boxing does that to man. (I'm told lol).

Yes, yes, it's not an excuse, I know, get off my back and listen.

So half-brain-dead Winston uses 'child-abuse' because he cannot express his views in a more subtle way... yet YOU - with your brains intact (I hope) are ignorantly chirping 'homophobe' as directed by the lovely, overbearing, condescending cow Gemma.
For your information folks, Winston is NOT a homophobe just because he disagrees with certain aspects of gay life. I never got the impression that he was scared of gays... did you?

A phobia - look in your dictionaries for goodness sake - is when you are scared of something.

Here is an interesting one folks. I am a RACIST. It's true. I have friends of all races and skin colours with the exception of green.. that's simply because I haven't had close encounters of the third kind yet and yes, I'll admit it and hang my head in shame, none of my friends have blue blood.

Yet, I am a racist because I happen to disagree with the teachings of the peaceful religion and DARE to voice my opinion. That makes me a racist in today's definition of the term.

But I'm digressing... too much to think about right? Sorry about that....

...which brings me to the rest of today's show.

Jonathan I did not like from the beginning... his credentials - the Kardashians? Who are they?.. and his terrible face job at his age, looks like a pancake when viewed from the side - and then of course there is that typical Hollywood attitude... you know what I mean.
However: I love him now! I'd buy him a beer or a Diet Coke anytime, anywhere. He told stupid Gemma that pink was not her colour YAY - and then he pretty much informed her that all of her wardrobe was shit. So right.
His little performance in the DR regarding his anxiety and claustrophobia was not over the top IMO, maybe he read up on BBUK custom regarding American HMs... "we have to show distress to keep the audience interested"
Well, the kid ain't dumb and I so hope he'll be in the house for as long as the cow Gemma is in there. :p

Finally, the Irish boy ... Jeremy is it? I thought he was a complete nutter considering his "body art" bahahaha.. yet, his reason to NOT evicting Winston but what's her name.. instead, were sound, made sense and I commend him for that. Now of course he gets all the rap for not falling in line and having his own opinion.

What can I say?
he is homophobic lol
 
...I watched the opening show where all of the 'celebrities' entered the house last night... most were pretty boring ... some were making extravagant claims that they will never live up to... some just made sure that the cameras were getting their best photo angles and some were 'normal' people that were dazed and bewildered and didn't love themselves to death... it should be an interesting season this time around... the house sorta looks okay... I like the 'Vaudeville' sort of theme so far... I'm watching the end of the opening night's BOTS at the moment... I can't wait to watch the first show... interesting times ahead methinks!... cheers.
Its always great to see a post from Sticky when I have to google what half the words mean! Good to have you here!
 
I have to say, I really enjoyed Darren and John practicing their "Life is a Cabaret" number in the bathroom and then performing after the talent quest. They sounded very good together! Hopefully we'll get more
 
So far, the highlight of this season has been day 2, at the very start. Narrator Marcus Bentley must get great job satisfaction from saying the words:
"Jonathan Cheban is deciding what to have on his toast"
"Jonathan Cheban is dee-sigh-ding whot too hahve ohn 'is Tooorst"
If that doesn't sum up the series I don't know what will...
 
Besides that, we can't forgive Megan for her speech in Episode 6

"No one gives a shit about ya', This is fucking 20th century mate, no one gives a shit about anyone else."

Well said Megan... well said...

Notice how they have removed the word: 'uncomfortable' from the disclaimer since Winston got ruthlessly evicted and then dragged by our Queen Emma Willis?

And how about Episode 5, with Angie, as always, rocking the "used teabag look" saying out loud:

"I think it's time for NEW lipstick!"

How about you wanna give some to Nancy while you're at it?

Honestly this season is looking to be the most:

Thrilling.
Season.
EVER.
 
Jonathan I did not like from the beginning... his credentials - the Kardashians? Who are they?.. and his terrible face job at his age, looks like a pancake when viewed from the side - and then of course there is that typical Hollywood attitude... you know what I mean.

...hey Dystopia my good friend... I think that I have found the answer as to how Jonathan got that face of his...

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...I hope that this may have answered your question... just saying ;):rolleyes::smuggrin::whistling:... cheers.
 
Episode 6 and talk about a host of hissy fits and tantrums - all over a talent show!!
and how on earth they judged Stephanie the winner I don't know - I must have missed something!!
Tiffany seemed to have a beef with Christopher as they wanted to give him the win but she vetoed it

Storm in a teacup stuff with the tantrums ... thought Tiffany was the cause of a lot of it because she put her own interpretation on what Angie said and then rolled with it ... but then Angie is a law unto herself but really they were all being a little too precious if you ask me. Angie was supposed to be David's production assistant - and she was going about it pretty well - its just none of them like being told what to do

David has it down to an art - its his job after all and he's obviously been very good at it over the years - was great seeing him shut the KKlingon down with 2 sharp words - and he knew to keep quiet too!

I'm starting to think Jeremy WANTS to cause issues for Stephanie when he's cuddling her and insisting she answers with "I love you"
- if the rumours are true and her boyfriend wants to enter the house for a task things could get very interesting

the KKlingon commenting about not being able to understand a word Christopher says ... maybe shut up and actually listen? that being said I find Scottie T hard to decipher at times - but maybe its because he's whispering or mumbling ...

Can't think what Nancy and Tiffany could have done as a talent ... was surprised at Megan's voice but hey people - how about a happy uplifting tune rather than these big ballads

Megan's meltdown at the end was hilarious - basically boiled down to WHAT ABOUT ME PEOPLE!!! WHAT ABOUT ME!!! probably sparked by a little bit of jealousy over Stephanie's win but also obviously she has issues and regrets - I don't really think its about her grandad - I think she regrets having sex on a tv show and realises she'll never get rid of that off her cv no matter what she does in the future

DOH!!!

thinking Nancy, Angie and maybe Tiffany will be up for eviction going on events so far - Tiffany because some will be finding her boring and Angie may nominate her because of the whole blow up ... Angie feels one thing and acts another - like she did over Winston ... when it came to facing up to the person and telling them what she really feels/thinks - she backs right off ... she was like a puppy rolling over with Tiffany apologising and taking all the blame and seeking love ...

she mentioned living alone and being used to her own company and not being used to conflict etc ... maybe that's where this comes from ...
 
are we at a record this far into the show for Celebrities who think they're on I'm a Celebrity Let Me Outta Here!?! or what!???

they've all been talked down out of the jung... oh wait ... I mean OFF the DR chair and back into the house but come on - at this rate we're bound to have at least one runner!?!
 
wonder if they will tell Angie Bowie that David Bowie is dead?
I had no idea he was battling cancer.
I guess like any other show of this kind they'll have said what they want to be alerted about and if she was aware he was near the end it may be one of the things she wanted to know about - having said that they've been divorced for 35 years and apparently haven't spoken or even seen one another for most of those so perhaps the only reason she'd want to know is for sake of their son - but then she said son hates her so who knows ...

she's actually quoted as saying she hasn't seen him in 40 years (they went out of their way to avoid one another apparently) but her maths is lacking because they divorced in 1980
 
...well after my marathon 'catch-up-a-thon' I can finally comment on the show along with the rest of you at last!... woohoo!... I've skipped all of the 'daily shows' which consist mainly of tweeting birds chirping away whenever anything interesting is said... I can't be arsed to tolerate it... I'm now watching the individual BOTS shows that I skipped until I catch up with them too now... anyhow... my assessment of the show... I may as well start with what I think of the housemates themselves..

Scotty T:... he is a total doofus twat!... (I'm being nice here believe me)... he reminds me of 'Goofy' and speaks like he has a pair of testicles in his mouth all of the time...he seems to me to have the IQ of a piece of celery... what the hell is he doing on this show?... he has the personality of a turd floating in a swimming pool...

Angie Bowie:... what a cantankerous old biddy she is!... she's definitely no Janice Dickenson... although she's a cranky-arsed bat I hope that she stays in the house until at least halfway through just to see how unbearable she does become lol!... imagine her in the future tasks?... I might even get to like her if she continues the way that she is lol!... I only ever knew her from being on the cover of David Bowie's 'Pinups' album all those years ago to be honest...

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...yeah... I know... we all get older right?... it's just that some of us tend to grow older at a far more accelerated rate than others as Angie has done above... drugs maybe?... (no shit Sherlock!)...

Jonathan Cheban:... haha!... (Klingon)... I love it!... that describes him so well doesn't it?... my thoughts on his face itself are in the post above... what a friggin' egotestical love-me-do he is!... didn't he say in his opening interview that he would be 24 hour entertainment?... (waiting... waiting... waiting... **cricket chirps**)... even though he played the 'I'm going to leave because' card in the Diary Room I'm going to hang in there and see if he does become fun to watch... Jonathan Cheban... you're on notice dude!... start 'entertaining us!...

Stephanie Davis:... what a SL... (you thought that I was going to say SLAG didn't you?)... what a slippery little thing she is... she slips into the arms of anyone that comes near her... she must be missing her BOYFRIEND on the outside big time... **Sticky stifles his laughter and lets out a few muffled titters**... don't worry Stiff Fanny... we know that you'll stay loyal to him ;)... I find her as boring as hell to be honest...

Tracey Pollard:... yep!... 'you da mumma bitch' alright!... **sigh** she seems to me to be the stereotypical 'black American loudmouthed 'I ain't gonna take no shit from nobody' mega-bitch woman' that is more or less compulsory on these types of shows nowadays or it wouldn't be a 'proper' Reality Show otherwise... as with Dystopia... I hope she stays in for a bit longer in the show to spice it up a bit... I don't like her at all but she really does need to stay longer...

Christopher Maloney:... what a piece of wet lettuce he is!... he has so many insecurities and so much lack of self confidence that he makes Stevie Ritchie (Stiffy from last year) look like Superman to me!... I thought that Stiffy was a waste of space last year but this blubbering mess takes the cake... they say that when a man ejaculates that around 10 million sperm start swimming towards the egg... to think that he was the one that was the strongest and got through makes me wonder what the others would have been like!... I don't like him much at all and just wonder how he made it onto this show at all...

Gemma Collins:...I think that she is a frustrated meddling gossiping interfering nosey bitch that can't stand the fact that Stephanie is on the brink of getting some action... I love her!... I hope that she stays in for most of the show... I can see the others cracking the shits with her on so many occasions that it'll be pure entertainment for me... I'd love for one of the guys in there to try and get her into bed with some sweet talk... she would shred him alive with years of pent-up sex to let roam free lol!... she'd eat him alive lol!... (she's a 'goer' that one.. **wink wink nod nod say no more**)... lol!...

Daniella Westbrook:... I love her!... I hope that she goes right through to the finals... she's got a great honesty streak all the way through her... even though she blubbered earlier in one of the shows I think that she would probably be the strongest personality amongst all the females in the house... go Daniella you good thing!...

David Gest:... what can you say about 'the man of a thousand faces'?... he survived shagging Liza Minelli so he must have some 'oomph!' about him I guess?... his 'name-dropping' is legendary isn't it?... and that 'David Gest's Name Drop Bingo' is pure genius crimmy lol!... that sums him up so well lol!... I hate the way that he sucks up to everyone in the house... it does my head in... I can't stand people doing that... I don't particularly like him at all I'm afraid...

Darren Day:... I like him... he's one of my picks to win this... (Daniella and John Partridge are my others at this stage)... actually... I think that he will win it outright... there!... I've said it!... I think that he will be worth watching all the way through this...

Kristina Rhanoff:... bland!... bland!... BLAND!!!... she is as boring as batshit!... I would rather watch a fungal nail growth spreading through David Gest's toes than watch her... get her out next!... please!...

John Partridge:... as you already know... I like him... but I don't trust him at all... I think that although being a 'nice guy' and volunteering to go into 'The Box' I think that he would have a really ruthless nasty streak if pushed too hard by anyone in the house... I like that in people in Reality Shows... he could go all the way to the end in my opinion...

Jeremey McConnell:... just re-read what I said about Scotty T... same same but different...

Nancy Dell'Ollio:... (it should be Nancy Delicio)... she's gorgeous!... I loved her instantly when she gave a serve to 'Winston the weird willy-wanker'... she was going to have nothing to do with his views... well done to her!... I hope that she becomes a little less boring to stay in the house longer though...

Megan Mckenna:... again... just re-read what I said about Kristina Rhanoff... same same but different...

Winston McKenzie:... what a creepy little munchkin he was eh?... a total sleazeball indeed... aw man I could've had fun with his name this year... what a shame he's gone... **jokes**... so 'Winston the weird willy-wanking wowser' walked eh?... thank God!... good riddance to bad rubbish... and he wants to be the Lord Mayor of London?... yeah riiiiiiiiiight!... after his stint on this show he will be hard pressed to walk down the street without being punched in the face... I'd like Big Brother to bring him back into the house in a few days time when all of the hullabaloo has died down... imagine how pissed off the others would be?... that would be pure gold lol!...

...well anyway... that's my rundown on what I think about the housemates... tomorrow onwards I'll be posting about the show itself... (I'll try and make it a rant-free one lol!)... I'm trying not to lose it with the housemates this year lol!... cheers.
 
^^^^^^ absolute gold as always MrS!!!

although I find Tiffany to be all talk and marshmallow ... she might be the feisty lady where she comes from but as a fish out of her own little pond she's having a bit of trouble fitting in and its sucked the feisty out of her ... the little tanty with Angie was nothing - Angie was easy pickings - especially when you bitch and run like Tiffany did - she wasn't letting Angie catch up with her to say anything and when she eventually did she just bitched and moved away again ... Hit & Runnnnnnnnnnnnnn Tiffany ... or maybe Teflon Tiffany (she runs away so nothing can stick to her!)

I don't see the gorgeous in Nancy ... even made up I don't see it ...I guess she's just not my type :p;)

still ROTFLMFAO re your comments about Christopher and being the strongest swimmer ... PURE GOLD!!!

welcome back MrS :)
 
Episode 6 and talk about a host of hissy fits and tantrums - all over a talent show!!
and how on earth they judged Stephanie the winner I don't know - I must have missed something!!
Tiffany seemed to have a beef with Christopher as they wanted to give him the win but she vetoed it

Storm in a teacup stuff with the tantrums ... thought Tiffany was the cause of a lot of it because she put her own interpretation on what Angie said and then rolled with it ... but then Angie is a law unto herself but really they were all being a little too precious if you ask me. Angie was supposed to be David's production assistant - and she was going about it pretty well - its just none of them like being told what to do

David has it down to an art - its his job after all and he's obviously been very good at it over the years - was great seeing him shut the KKlingon down with 2 sharp words - and he knew to keep quiet too!

I'm starting to think Jeremy WANTS to cause issues for Stephanie when he's cuddling her and insisting she answers with "I love you"
- if the rumours are true and her boyfriend wants to enter the house for a task things could get very interesting

the KKlingon commenting about not being able to understand a word Christopher says ... maybe shut up and actually listen? that being said I find Scottie T hard to decipher at times - but maybe its because he's whispering or mumbling ...

Can't think what Nancy and Tiffany could have done as a talent ... was surprised at Megan's voice but hey people - how about a happy uplifting tune rather than these big ballads

Megan's meltdown at the end was hilarious - basically boiled down to WHAT ABOUT ME PEOPLE!!! WHAT ABOUT ME!!! probably sparked by a little bit of jealousy over Stephanie's win but also obviously she has issues and regrets - I don't really think its about her grandad - I think she regrets having sex on a tv show and realises she'll never get rid of that off her cv no matter what she does in the future

DOH!!!

thinking Nancy, Angie and maybe Tiffany will be up for eviction going on events so far - Tiffany because some will be finding her boring and Angie may nominate her because of the whole blow up ... Angie feels one thing and acts another - like she did over Winston ... when it came to facing up to the person and telling them what she really feels/thinks - she backs right off ... she was like a puppy rolling over with Tiffany apologising and taking all the blame and seeking love ...

she mentioned living alone and being used to her own company and not being used to conflict etc ... maybe that's where this comes from ...

...wow crimmy... I basically agree with all of what you said in this... it's as if I had written it!... (I'm scared :wideyed::nailbiting:)... you are so right in so many points here... a great summation of the episode crimmy... well done... cheers.
 
^^^^^^ absolute gold as always MrS!!!

although I find Tiffany to be all talk and marshmallow ... she might be the feisty lady where she comes from but as a fish out of her own little pond she's having a bit of trouble fitting in and its sucked the feisty out of her ... the little tanty with Angie was nothing - Angie was easy pickings - especially when you bitch and run like Tiffany did - she wasn't letting Angie catch up with her to say anything and when she eventually did she just bitched and moved away again ... Hit & Runnnnnnnnnnnnnn Tiffany ... or maybe Teflon Tiffany (she runs away so nothing can stick to her!)

I don't see the gorgeous in Nancy ... even made up I don't see it ...I guess she's just not my type :p;)

still ROTFLMFAO re your comments about Christopher and being the strongest swimmer ... PURE GOLD!!!

welcome back MrS :)

...hahaha!... Teflon Tiffany... that is so apt for her lol!... you nailed it with her 'hit and run' technique... that is so true... I spotted that too... she's even more or less admitted that she is a 'fish out of her own little pond' too... she's going to be like a little Pekinese dog snapping at the heels of others throughout her stay methinks...

...I think Nancy really is yummy... **Sticky looks over his shoulder to make sure that his sweet darling wife is not reading this**... lol!... I would love to see her snap and lose it with someone big time... that will be the litmus paper test in regards to her 'inner beauty' methinks!... and yes... it's great to be back lol!... cheers.
 
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