...I missed the show and had to watch it later tonight so I missed the banter here GRRRRR!... anyhow... no point in whinging about it...
…oh what a shame… Tom and Wayne have lost their little fur ball Satie… that’s sad… Wayne says… “we should’ve got her stuffed!”

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…jeez!... half of these people have been overseas to Switzerland/Las Vegas and other places in the break… just how much do they all get paid to do this this?... it must be good money lol!...
…they show them watching the ‘Batchelorette’ and a guy has an Owl land on his gloved hand… Yvie was pretty clued up… she knew what the glove was for… Di’s comment was “ooh no!... that wouldn’t work for me… it’s probably shitting all over the place!”…

!... Kieth let out a couple of quick witted Owl jokes... they were pretty good actually… they all hated the ‘David the International model’ guy didn’t they?... (he so loves himself to death doesn’t he?”… It’d be no good for me to be watching that show because I would probably go ballistic on the 'Batchelorette’ forum with that dickhead lol!...
…'The Worlds Biggest Pets’ is the next show to be reviewed… they show a ginormous dog… “honey… I blew up the dog!”… (funny one Faye)… lol!... it starts licking the owners face and… “aw… he licks his balls mate and now he’s licking your face!”… Lee yells out


... then they show as giant hamster sort of animal and then some wanker in Texas that has a bloody Bison in his house!



... it then ‘weasels’ (pees) in the house… ew!...



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…and now for ’Celebrity Apprentice’ … Kieth sees Geoffrey Edelsten and says… “he’s dead and nobody has told him yet!”…

... Yvie says about Geoffrey… “Geoffery is like a 'Weekend at Bernies'… they’ve just propped him up… he’s dead!”… lol!...



... wow!… Faye sure has some good dreams doesn’t she?... ‘Nigella Feasts’… they like the way that she stirs her bowls because her ‘tits wobble’…
…’The Australian Story’… they said something about Malcolm Turnbull

… moving on… ‘The X Factor”… Simon Cowel comes on and Angie says… “he looks like a burns victim that has other people’s skin on him!”…



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…’RBT'… a guy gets pulled over to be breathalysed and Yvie says… “YOU’RE FUCKED!”…


... (no use in mincing words Yvie lol!)… some wanker passes the drink driving test and demands a fine for having a dog unrestrained in the car… he is a dead-set idiot



lol!... ‘Tyrone’ does a runner and gets caught and lies his head off and gets 21 months gaol for his effort… what a tosser… I enjoyed the show… it was good to see again… they should drop the big families in the show because basically… they are just boring… all the funniest lines in the show were by the couples… perhaps that’s just me eh?... lol!... cheers.