...this is definitely going to be a two-parter methinks... the show is half an hour longer so more to talk about lol!... so here goes Part 1...
...well... here goes today's Live final show... I have been sooooo tempted to jump the gun and find out who won this elsewhere but I haven't for the last month so I won't on the last day lol!... Whiney Willis walks out and hypes the show up to the nth degree as per usual... as I have said before... I would like Natasha or Austin to win this and I just hope that one of them do... (methinks it will be James and I could wear that but...)... I'll say it right now...
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PLEASE DON'T LET IT BE STIFFY AND CHLORINE TO WIN THIS THE UK PUBLIC!... PLEASE!...
PLEASE!...
PLEASE!...
PLEASE!...
PLEASE!...
PLEASE!...
PLEASE!...
PLEASE!!!!...
...over to the recaps... we go through 'stiffygate' again and then the housemates are playing 'hide and seek'... Stiffy and Chlorine have to find Austin and James... the housemates get to talk about their 28 days in the house... (hurry up to the evictions)... the first eviction is now up... (please let it be the 'Slurpies... please!)... oh Emma just said the first
2 evictees to leave... okay... please let it be Stiffy and Chlorine!... (or are they counted as 1?)... okay let it be Stiffy and Chlorine first and then Sherrie...
PLEASE!!!!... and they are... they are...
JUST SAY IT EMMA FFS!...
...aw shit it is
Sherrie first!... (she looks surprised that it was her for some reason)... lol!... it's not like she ever had a chance of winning it was it?... lol!...Stiffy and Chlorine looked relieved as they were getting up to say goodbye to Sherrie and then Emma starts talking again... and the next is... "and finishing in 5th place is"... please let it be Stiffy and Chlorine!... please let it be Stiffy and Chlorine!...
please let it be Stiffy and Chlorine!... it's...
its...
...YES!... YES!... YES!...YESSSSSS!!!!!... THEY ARE OUT OF THERE!... WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!... THANK YOU TO THE UK PUBLIC!!!!... THANKYOU!... THANK YOU!... THANKYOU!... THANKYOU!!!!!!...
..Sherrie's face told all didn't it?... Stiffy and Chlorine's faces show that they both knew that their 'acting roles' were over and that they can now be like 'normal people' again... lol!... I'm so happy about this result so far peoples!... to quote myself from an earlier post...
..I'm making a prediction now... if they win this they will be together for a year or two to gain the maximum publicity possible on the crest of the wave with the 'The Greatest Love Story Of The Century That Won Celebrity Big Brother!' to make themselves rich... if they don't win this... they will probably 'break up' within a couple of weeks or months to the headlines of... 'The Greatest Love Story Of The Century Is Over!"... and there will be both of them doing their 'break up' stories in every British women's magazine possible with them milking it for all of their worth... that's how fake I believe this to all be...
...I believe that the second half of that will now come true to be honest... anyhow... moving on... the 3 of them walk down the stairs together... Sherrie is there for her exit interview first... she says that she is 'emotional' now... (perhaps upset because she thought that she was actually going to win this perhaps?)... I wish that the crowd would shut the hell up!... they are stuffing this up in being able to listen to what they are saying the morons... they show her 'highlights reel' in the house... (it'll probably last about 30 seconds lol!)...
...Stiffy and Chlorine's exit interview... (spew buckets on stand-by all around)... at this moment the crowd aren't screaming loud enough for me lol!... come on Emma say it... tell them that the World thinks that they are a '
fake' couple... go on Emma!... say it!... Stiffy says that all of the other housemates think that Chlorine is 'hilarious!' as in 'haha!' funny... yeah.... riiiiiight Stiffy!... and that he's going to carry on being himself... (you can all guess what I would say here couldn't you?)... fast forward through their 'highlights reel'... (Emma never did say it the coward)... right!... now go away forever you pair of twonks!... get out of my life!... (unless they are on BOTS tonight if it's on of course)... didn't Jennitals look like a sour-arsed bitch in the audience?... (no toxic twin glued to her there I see lol!)...
...okay... here we go... the next person out... there's James/Austin/Natasha and Bobby left in the house... it's most likely Bobby because except for his big speech at Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah he has hardly been anything in the house really... unless of course you count 'Stiffygate' on yesterdays show lol!... or it's Natasha (even though I want her or Austin to win)... because apart from standing up to the 'toxic twins' she's not done much either to be honest... (sorry Natasha)... the next out is... is... (Austin looks a tad bit worried)... in 4th place...
Bobby!... he doesn't seem too fussed about being the one going at all... lol!... so!... James/Natasha and Austin are now left eh?... and as he walks down to Emma it's good to see Jennitals being the sour-arsed loser that she is by giving him the 'thumbs down' gesture isn't it?... what a nasty fat-arsed cow she is!... you can just see such hatred in her eyes can't you?... what a sore loser and a waste of space she really is... she's a total bitch!...
...Bobby walks down to Emma... (even the people in the audience with American flags were waving them and cheering Bobby you evil cow Jennitals!)... Bobby's exit interview... he talks about being used to being in a fiery household because his 3 daughters are always arguing lol!... wow Bobby!... you have a good looking gene pool in your family old son!... lol!... here they are below...
...colour me impressed lol!... they talk about his speech with Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah... he explained himself very well in my opinion... they then spoke about Jennitals and Bobby said... "I called them the 'ugly sisters' and laughs and then they show her in the audience on the screen behind him which is pure gold!!!...
...hahahaha!... I love it!... he then plugs his next stand-up tour in which the housemates will be what the entire show is all about lol!... I would so love to see that!... he did a brilliant interview as far as I'm concerned... I so enjoyed it... they show his 'highlights reel'... (I actually watched this one lol!)... Bobby leaves...
...this is the end of the first part of my post so Part 2 next... cheers.