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Celebrity Big Brother UK - late Aug 2015

...Feral Farrah yawning and showing no interest whatsoever during the British national anthem... way to go bitch!... I love the way how Sherrie and Gail 'helped Janice unpack' her myriad of suitcases while she went to sleep outside lol!... how good is she?... the rest of the housemates were all talking about her and she was listening to them all the time lolol!... pure gold!...

...Austin revved up Jenna and James about Janice moving all their stuff to one side in the 'beauty parlour' room lol!... man I'm liking Austin... an all time brilliant shit stirrer lol!... he is really going to grate on them all soon... I can't wait!... Daniel Baldwin was in the Diary room talking about it being the 'honeymoon period' in the house at the moment... he's so right... I can't wait for him to give it to someone when he snaps... it'll be a classic moment that will be remembered in Big Brother history for a long long time I hope... lol!...

..."holy shitballs!"... another great phrase from Jenna... I love her vocabulary... it cracks me up at times... I thought that Chris was going to fall in the pool during that spin task lol!... I don't think that Janice likes Simon Cowell somehow lol!... funny as!... so Daniel Baldwin swapped wives with Jermaine Jackson?... wow!... I'm glad that the USA won today's task... they deserved it... I really liked that task because it was fun...

...Janice eating Jenna's 'kosher' assigned food was wrong without asking Jenna first... Janice was chomping on her food while Jenna was asking her not to which was also wrong of her I believe... but... each to their own I guess... she apologised for it in her own righteous way but it sounded a bit flat because she was aware of what she was doing at the time... Jenna cracked Janice's cool exterior when she started to cry... I didn't think that I was going to see that... she isn't the 'Ice Queen' after all... she does share her feelings... it was good to see to be honest...

...Bobby brought up the subject of Bill Cosby and Janice told him that she was one of those victims... he nearly died and curled up into a ball... he didn't know so yeah... I bet he felt awful... since when has Gail become Janice's maid?... James 'upped' her about it and then HE went and helped her!!!... :wideyed::wideyed::wideyed::wideyed::wideyed::roflmao:... Ritchie and Chloe continuously talking about how much they love each other will alienate the public real fast methinks... Natasha scared the shit out of James and Austin when she dived onto their bed in the dark lololol!... Austin and James in bed is hilarious!!!!... no way was James ever going to 'rub his hamstring' lol!...

...I'm really starting to enjoy some of these housemates... Austin in particular... he likes to stir the pot/irritate people/is always teasing people and being a general dickhead at every opportunity... he just loves life in general... he reminds me so much of myself lol!... (just ask my family and friends)... I can be so damn annoying at times... if I had to put up with me I'd smother myself with a pillow in the stealth of night... lol!... I liked today's show a lot... now to watch BOTS... cheers.
 
...by the way... I find it amusing that the BOTS episodes are always longer than the actual daily shows lol!... has anyone else noticed that?... the show about the show being a longer show... it's a strange old world that we live in isn't it?... lol!... cheers.
 
...Rylan says that BOTS is making history by having a member of the audience on the panel tonight... (in other words... they couldn't get enough 'celebrities' to make the panel up lol!)... Louie Spence was funny with his comments on 'koshergate'... I really like him... Dee Kelly is on the show... she was my favourite at the beginning of her time in the house but slowly lost favour with me when she got in with the 'cool gang'...

...hahaha!... Rylan and Louie both confessed to going to the toilet to release their sexual feelings when they were in the house... funny as... the audience cracked up... as did I... the house coverage of Bobby trying to explain 'cockney rhyming slang'... to the Americans after calling them 'septic tanks'... that was a riot... (I'm sure that someone dropped the 'C' word right at the end and that the producers missed it)... Austin had to translate to them inside what was going on lol!...

...Bobby (as the Prime Minister) had to lay the Law down to the guys about crapping and peeing in the toilets and about cleaning up after themselves if they lose their aim... that was fun to watch... that 'behind the scenes' thing done by Carol whats-her-name was as boring as batshit... even Rylan told her so... (in jest)... I wouldn't have told her that jokingly I can assure you of that...

...they did a piece on the newspaper headlines on various housemates and of course Feral Farrah was hogging the headlines about her bitchiness... (who woulda thunk that eh?)... I think that Rylan has really come into his own as a host... he has great comedic timing and ad-libbing talents... he is quick witted and articulate... he has become a well polished entertainer as far as I'm concerned...

...Louie had a lot to say in this show and I would love for Rylan to have him on the show in the future more often... he did say that he thinks that Austin is basically hitting on James all the time and I tend to agree... he said a lot that I did about Feral Farrah's episode with James and how she treated him... he is so good with his opinions on this show...

...'Karen Chamberlain' (the person chosen out of the audience) strolled down the stairs to become a panel member and I thought she actually did quite well to be honest but I'm hoping that having audience members on the panel was just a 'one-off' because I couldn't stand it if Rylan started putting the likes of 'the Irish gay guy' on as one... it would really ruin the show for me...

...I can't wait for 'day 8' to happen lol!... (Daniel's predicted day when the whole house explodes)... apparently Big Brother is going to make the Americans be servants to the British Royals soon lol!... how good is that going to be?... lol!... a great show tonight methinks... cheers.
 
crimmy said:
@Mr Stickyfingers

the bbbots audience regulars have their own facebook page :bang:

https://www.facebook.com/bbbots536
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...really?... wow!... if I was fickle and could be bothered could I pay out on the Irish guy from the audience?... lol!... nah!... I'll leave that for the experts to argue with him methinks!... I wonder... is that how BOTS are picking the audience through that website?... it would explain the 'gang' of regulars in the audience wouldn't it?... cheers.
 
crimmy said:
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does Jocelyn Wildenstein ("cat woman") not serve as any sort of warning to Janice?
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Barbie doll gone wrong!!
 
Not sure I can stomach much more of Stevie and Chloe ... the constant love you chats are so staged ... they're engaged yet seem to be having talks that a normal relationship would already have had long before he put a ring on it
Last nights chat was tabloid fodder ... revealing she went to his (dressing?) room ... and some how had forgotten her knickers ...
Yep that's bound to be all over the tabloids ...
I think Jemma and Farrah were right in their summation of the pair ... they know they hold more interest to the fans as a couple than they ever would have post-show as individual acts
 
Imagine if these situations had been reversed what the (over)reaction would have been
Yawning at the national anthem
Mangling the words to the national anthem and taking it upon herself to lead the singing
Telling the Queen Mother she loves her ... yep so much you don't realize that your giving a shout out to a deceased woman

As for the poms ... since when do they salute the flag?
 
...hahaha!... oh wow!... you're on fire this morning crimmy lol!... what a roll of getting things off your chest lolol!..

crimmy said:
Not sure I can stomach much more of Stevie and Chloe ... the constant love you chats are so staged ... they're engaged yet seem to be having talks that a normal relationship would already have had long before he put a ring on it
Last nights chat was tabloid fodder ... revealing she went to his (dressing?) room ... and some how had forgotten her knickers ...
Yep that's bound to be all over the tabloids ...
I think Jemma and Farrah were right in their summation of the pair ... they know they hold more interest to the fans as a couple than they ever would have post-show as individual acts
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...Stevie and Chloe are almost acting out a pre-orchestrated script as far as I'm concerned... I said that the public would tire of them really quick in one of my early posts and I believe that they will boot them out for it... they had better cut all that crap out methinks!...

crimmy said:
@Dystopia I blame YOU for my fixation last night with whether I could sight Scoop's teeth or not
You'll pay for this ... some how some way I'll get you back for this:bang:
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...I have to admit it... so did I lol!... I think that Scoop talks so fast that we don't get to see his teeth because of it lol!... he's a motor-mouth!...

crimmy said:
Imagine if these situations had been reversed what the (over)reaction would have been
Yawning at the national anthem
Mangling the words to the national anthem and taking it upon herself to lead the singing
Telling the Queen Mother she loves her ... yep so much you don't realize that your giving a shout out to a deceased woman

As for the poms ... since when do they salute the flag?
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...it's not a good way for the 'septic tanks' to endear themselves to the British public is it?... as for the Poms saluting the flag?... they may just be doing it to take the piss out of the yanks... if they aren't then they need to be well and truly slapped for it!... lol!... I like seeing this side of you crimmy... I'd like to see you get your dandruff up more often lol!... it's gold!... cheers.
 
Tila Tequila 'planning to re-enter the Celebrity Big Brother house' after being evicted over pro-Nazi comments

She was abruptly evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother 2015 house just hours after entering it on Thursday when Channel 5 discovered she'd made pro-Nazi comments in the past.

However, the shamed glamour model is said to be negotiating a return to the reality series.

TMZ reports Tila, 33, is in talks with producers regarding the possibility of her re-entering the house which will give her a second chance at battling it out with her fellow famous housemates for the prize money.

The mother-of-one is also said to have delivered the show an ultimatum - she's reportedly threatening to sue producers if they don't allow her to return in order to claim her agreed £100,000 fee, according to the news site.

She has since apologised for her 'irresponsible, reckless, and selfish actions' in a statement released shortly after her premature departure on Friday.

However, she is said to believe that bosses planned the shock exit in a bid to boost ratings and her rep added to TMZ that a thorough background check - which they confirmed was carried out - would've uncovered the controversial comments as they are 'readily searchable'.

Tila has begged for forgiveness and a second chance after a photoshopped picture of her posing in front of Nazi concentration camp Auschwitz and comments in which she likened Adolf Hitler to a 'special and sweet kid' in 2013 came to light.

Speaking to The Sun On Sunday, she explained: 'I was doing a lot of drugs and suffering from severe depression. I wasn’t well in the head.'

The model added that she is desperate to return to the CBB house in a bid to mend her past wrongs, and believes she could even win.

She adds: 'I am healed now and I want to redeem my past. I want to win Celebrity Big Brother.'

Her plea reiterates a statement she released in the aftermath of her shock eviction in which she blamed her troubled past for her outrageous social media posts - and told fans: 'I am 100 percent not a Nazi.'

Remorseful : Tila, 33, has begged for forgiveness and is believed to be threatening to sue CBB producers if they don't allow her to return to the series

She tweeted on Friday: 'Back in 2013 I made a statement about Hitler not being a bad person, and immediately realized soon after that I had made a terrible mistake that would ultimately come back to haunt me.

'During that time I had been suffering from severe depression, and drug addiction for many years prior to that. I also attempted to commit suicide in 2012, and overdosed on prescription pills. I wanted to die. I felt worthless, and unloved as that pain continued to grow causing me to further spiral out of control.

'Losing touch of myself, and reality. It was absolutely the lowest point I had ever reached in my life, and today I am truly sorry to everyone that I may have hurt along my self-destructive path. I have made many mistakes that I am definitely not proud about, but I am only a flawed human who is trying my best to be a better person than I was in the past.

'I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible, reckless, and selfish actions and I hope that everyone can forgive me for the pain that I may have caused. I want to be a good role model for my daughter because I don't want her to go through what I have had to endure.

'I hope that Celebrity Big Brother will give me a second chance.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...-comments.html
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crimmy said:
I'm not doing this for camera time. I don't NEED camera time. I'm VERY famous!

ROTFLMAO ... Janice ... words fail me
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Everybody seems to have missed her oxymoron of the week when she argued with James in the kitchen the other night: "I am not condescending... young man".

I wonder what kinda drugs she's on, I want some of those. :mask:
 
...well she does seem genuinely remorseful doesn't she?... I think that she is spot-on with her assessment of what Big Brother did when she said...

"However, she is said to believe that bosses planned the shock exit in a bid to boost ratings and her rep added to TMZ that a thorough background check - which they confirmed was carried out - would've uncovered the controversial comments as they are 'readily searchable''.
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...of course they would do that for all of the publicity and crush her in the wake of it all at the drop of a hat for ratings!... she seems so brave to tell it as it is about her drug problems and downward spiral with it so good on her for facing her demons... it's like when Prince Harry wore that Nazi uniform and did a Nazi salute a few years back... a momentary act of stupidity that will haunt them for years after... everyone needs to get over it... she has totally apologised for it... Big Brother need to re-instate her (which they will methinks... she has a strong case against them if she sues them from what I can see)...

...her re-entry into the house would be awesome!... I loved watching her make James squirm lol!... she would be dynamite within the house dynamics again... Austin would get put out by all of her attentions on James because he likes flirting with him all the time lol!... she would eventually piss off Janice and Farrah big time with her antics... BRING HER BACK IN BIG BROTHER YOU FINKS!!!!!... cheers.
 
Dystopia said:
Everybody seems to have missed her oxymoron of the week when she argued with James in the kitchen the other night: "I am not condescending... young man".

I wonder what kinda drugs she's on, I want some of those. :mask:
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...I actually did pick that up Dystopia but forgot to mention it in that night's rant of mine lol!... thanks for reminding me of it... what a classic line... Jenna's good value for one-liners too... she's dropped some beauties lol!... yeah... put me down for a couple of kilo's of her medication too lol!... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...really?... wow!... if I was fickle and could be bothered could I pay out on the Irish guy from the audience?... lol!... nah!... I'll leave that for the experts to argue with him methinks!... I wonder... is that how BOTS are picking the audience through that website?... it would explain the 'gang' of regulars in the audience wouldn't it?... cheers.
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I am disappointed with the lot of you!! There ARE new faces in the audience, this is one from the first or second BOTS

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...I am still trying to figure out the gender of the creature (if there is one) - an Alien infiltrator perhaps?
 
dryyden said:
Tila Tequila 'planning to re-enter the Celebrity Big Brother house' after being evicted over pro-Nazi comments
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While I don't believe a word of what the Daily Mail or any other newspaper prints, I would love to see Tila back on the show.
As a gesture of good will she might share "kosher" Jenna's fridge... but then shouldn't Jenna shave her head and wear a wig? It's so damn complicated.
...or maybe they could come to a compromise and sleep on a prayer rug together. :woot:
 
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