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"Big Brother" UK: Timebomb

If you finally made an effort crimmy and learnt how to operate the double-clutch, I could concentrate on reading the map and together we might find the mysterious town of BOTS. :whistling:
excuse ME but I'll have you know

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:tongue:

I'm watching Monday night's BOTS right now :p
 
Fact: Brian is not leaving or else the stint in the DR wouldn't have been shown. A feather in BB's cap for proving that everything is sweet and entertaining in the BB House.

Fact: Marc has started training Helen like a dog. Sit, fetch, bark, attack...

Fact: Marc ALWAYS speaks over people - NEVER let's them finish their sentences - it's a bullying technique.

Fact: Marc uses cliches all the time because they can be programmed into the "brain" of lower life-forms.

Fact: Marc is an ignorant bully with muscles, girly knickers with a floral theme and super hero tatts on his extremities. This makes him handsome and smart and heroic... my ass. He is one thing and one thing only: an ignorant bully.

Fact: Marc knows nothing about cultures pertaining to humans. I am not sure he knows anything about his own android culture either. If I suspected that this robot could comprehend anything that is even slightly beyond his sphere, I would explain to him, that in some human cultures people take off their shoes and sometimes throw them if they are disgusted and/or frustrated. Or perhaps I should keep that to myself just in case the little cog-wheels in his head might break.

Fact: Today's greatest dangers are neither the environment nor Islamic State nor any conceivable "Financial Crisis" - no. Today, in the 21st Century, the human race faces extinction caused by: BOREDOM!!
Despite unprecedented advancements in technology, millions of hours of football, cricket and Oprah on TV - we are getting more and more bored.

Fact: Marc nominated Chloe for being boring.

Fact: Many viewers of BB find some HMs boring.

Fact: Many people get bored easily.

FACT: Only boring people get bored.
 
seriously though - you have to love twitter




I'd rather look at #BBHarry's saggy tits than have to see #BBHelen's ugly face #BBUK #BBBOTS



Luke Anderson (in case you didn't know he's a winner of Big Brother- was on panel on BOTS on Monday night)
It really bugs me that housemates these days, think being utter vile arsehole is entertaining?! It makes me even angrier that they win #bbuk

I don't know why these women are fawning over Nick. He has a spineless personality and a face like a fun house mirror reflection. [URL='https://twitter.com/hashtag/BBUK?src=hash']#BBUK



"Big Brother is aware that seeing everyone's opinion of you isn't easy to take" But who cares if it makes good TV eh? #bbuk
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fact: Brian isn't leaving the house - cos he's snuggled up and kissing with Jade

as for the rest - I think all our modern technology and the immediacy of information has led to us having short attention spans hence my most hated phrase ever "I'm bored!"
 
excuse ME but I'll have you know

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I'm watching Monday night's BOTS right now :p
Firstly, I don't know what JDM stands for... stuff only womenfolk know anything about no doubt, and secondly you should be in the house to support the cruel dimwit Marc. Your cruelty wouldn't be so obvious then. :frown:
 
Firstly, I don't know what JDM stands for... stuff only womenfolk know anything about no doubt, and secondly you should be in the house to support the cruel dimwit Marc. Your cruelty wouldn't be so obvious then. :frown:
since when am I cruel??!! if its by posting the tweet about Helen - if she can dish it (and she certainly does!!!) she can take it

I had to google the JDM thing myself - it means Japanese Domestic Market and apparently if your car has JDM parts its thought to be superior .. who knew? Just wish Mazda could have fixed my new brakes so they don't squeal when I'm reversing up the drive in the morning!!!!

and now you've driven me to chocolate!! undoing all the good work I did at the gym tonight!! grrrrrrrrr:mad:


jdm
1. Short for "Japanese Domestic Market." This term often means paying your left testicle for a part that you could otherwise order from kragen.
The term JDM has long been used to "one-up" a friend or acquaintance at Krispy Kreme car meets and the likes. By adding a JDM item to your "ride" you are instantly "cooler" than your friend's USDM counterpart.

2. Used to describe how JDM something is, meaning that it is generally RIGHT biased/handed. This comes from Japanese Domestic Market cars mainly having right hand drive, as opposed to their USDM counterparts which are left hand drive.
Ex 1
Takeshi: WOW! That JDM civic sure is awesome! It's right-hand drive!
Raygoku: Indeeda! It's suuuuper dorifto!

Ex 2
mike: dude, I'm so JDM I sleep on the right side of the bed
mike2: yea, well, I'm so JDM I only have a right testicle
 
...well fuck me!... what a show that was!... it starts with Chloe and Nick saying that Helen the Horrendous Heartless Hellhound Hag from Hell is... "ballsy but nice"!... wot der phuck?????... what is wrong with them?... are they saying that because they're terrified of her?... it has to be for that reason...

...Harry was alone in bed under the covers on her own to keep away from Meathead Marc and the slag bucket... I truly do believe that if she gets to survive the eviction (as with Dystopia above) that her and Helen the Horrendous Heartless Hellhound Hag from Hell will come to a head and Harry will slay her alive!... we can just sense it Dystopia can't we?... I would soooooo love to see that happen!...

...as of this day onwards Brian will no longer be named 'Brainless Brian'... I now declare him to be "Brave Brian"!... I now dub thee to be a true gentleman of the house!... man have I changed my mind about him!!!!... I nearly had an orgasm watching him give it to Helen the Horrendous Heartless Hellhound Hag from Hell!... I did say that his action wouldn't be valid unless he left the house but I so hope that he does get talked into staying in the house for the other 4 days that they are scheduled to stay... if he does I believe that Daniel / Jack /Cristian and the others will rebel to the tyranny of Meathead Marc and his pack... this will result in Big Brothers plans of the script that Meathead is the winner of this will go drastically wrong...

...I wouldn't be at all surprised that when the others go in 4 days time that Meathead Marc and Simple Simon will be crucified for their behaviour at the moment. at the hands of the other housemates... I really do believe that the public may turn on them too... remember... for every action there is a reaction... it would be so good to see Big Brothers script go to the shithouse lol!... I also think that Marc will go really quiet when that happens too...

...when Harry was in the kitchen washing up and Marc was surrounded by every other one of his minions Nikki said... "I feel so sorry for her!"... Helen the Horrendous Heartless Hellhound Hag from Hell gave her instant daggers... if looks could kill then Nikki would've been a ball of flames!... it's nice to see Nikki showing some compassion for Harry as well as when she tried to coax Harry to get out of bed and join all the others... now that Brave Brian has turned on the others I believe that she will do the same and rebel against them... I guess we'll have to just wait and see if I'm right or not?...

...after Brave Brian hit out and stormed off it was good to see Jack and then Danny stand up to be counted too... some of the other housemates even started to turn on Meathead Marc and Helen the Horrendous Heartless Hellhound Hag from Hell... when Meathead Marc went into the Diary Room he looked quite flustered because he can sense that they are beginning to rebel against him and his cronies if you ask me... the fact that Meathead Marc called Jack 'the little fatty"... shows evidence of him realising that he is losing his power...

...Brave Brian said so many home truths about Meathead Marc and Helen the Horrendous Heartless Hellhound Hag from Hell such as... "even when the girl's (Chloe) crying they still wanna attack her!"... "I'm fucking angry because I'm part of something so fucking stupid and people so fucking thoughtless and heartless!"... when in the Diary Room he said... "I feel fucking ashamed to be a part of fucking 'team bunker'... 'team evil'... 'team fucking dickhead'... these people are not nice people!'... 'I can't stand being in the same category as low-life fucking scum!'... 'Marc's on a power trip at the moment because he's got her to back him up as his little Rottweiler!"... what great perceptive powers that Brave Brian has!... lol!...

...this is definitely going to go tits up for Meathead Marc and his pack and will have the public turn on Big Brother and his scripted plans for sure... at least that's what I think... cheers.
 
catching up on the short clips from website - Helen and Harry have apparently made peace ... would you believe Helen gave Harry advice re anger management?!!! WTF???!!!

best clip though - Marc's new haircut and his wobbly when he saw the results! hahaha!!!
and for gods sake - does he not own any pants??

...in my previous post I meant to predict that the rottweiler... Helen the Horrendous Heartless Hellhound Hag from Hell would do such a thing as that because I think that she secretly fears what Harry is capable of... as does Marc... Harry didn't crack and go to tears during any of their onslaughts... that would be so worrying to them for sure... Harry is going to defeat them both if she survives the one-sided eviction... I so hope that she stays... she's the only one that can defeat them... cheers.
 
Hahahahahahahahahaha.... that's not soda pop you are drinking.... or is it the stuff you smoke??:woot:

...hahaha!... I've never smoked anything in my life and you're right... it's not the soda pop that I'm drinking that may be doing it but I did have a 'Dutch curry' cup-a-soup that may have some strange ingredients in it though lol!... cheers.
 
Fact: Brian is not leaving or else the stint in the DR wouldn't have been shown. A feather in BB's cap for proving that everything is sweet and entertaining in the BB House.

Fact: Marc has started training Helen like a dog. Sit, fetch, bark, attack...

Fact: Marc ALWAYS speaks over people - NEVER let's them finish their sentences - it's a bullying technique.

Fact: Marc uses cliches all the time because they can be programmed into the "brain" of lower life-forms.

Fact: Marc is an ignorant bully with muscles, girly knickers with a floral theme and super hero tatts on his extremities. This makes him handsome and smart and heroic... my ass. He is one thing and one thing only: an ignorant bully.

Fact: Marc knows nothing about cultures pertaining to humans. I am not sure he knows anything about his own android culture either. If I suspected that this robot could comprehend anything that is even slightly beyond his sphere, I would explain to him, that in some human cultures people take off their shoes and sometimes throw them if they are disgusted and/or frustrated. Or perhaps I should keep that to myself just in case the little cog-wheels in his head might break.

Fact: Today's greatest dangers are neither the environment nor Islamic State nor any conceivable "Financial Crisis" - no. Today, in the 21st Century, the human race faces extinction caused by: BOREDOM!!
Despite unprecedented advancements in technology, millions of hours of football, cricket and Oprah on TV - we are getting more and more bored.



Fact: Marc nominated Chloe for being boring.

Fact: Many viewers of BB find some HMs boring.

Fact: Many people get bored easily.

FACT: Only boring people get bored.

...^^^^... this X 100!!!!!... such a great post!...so true on so many levels Dystopia... cheers.
 
hate to break it to you but I've just watched a clip that has Helen telling Brian she was wary of him because he seems like he has a really really bad temper - that she was unnerved around him last night ...

WTF!!!

does she live in an alternative reality??!!


and he apologised to her!!! ffs!!!
 
Fuck Marc, Helen and Nikki...

Oh what the hell happened to Nikki hating on Helen??? Now she is all concerned if Helen is OK after that argument with Brian.

I hope Brian stays and has a showmance with Jade....

Oh and fuck Nick as well... Danny better do what he says and start calling out Nick.
 
hate to break it to you but I've just watched a clip that has Helen telling Brian she was wary of him because he seems like he has a really really bad temper - that she was unnerved around him last night ...

WTF!!!

does she live in an alternative reality??!!


and he apologised to her!!! ffs!!!

...the reason that Brave Brian apologised to her is because he is a decent human being unlike that slag... it would be in his nature to do that crimmy... unlike her... her telling Brave Brian that shows that she really is the bullying gutless coward that she is... cheers.
 
...the reason that Brave Brian apologised to her is because he is a decent human being unlike that slag... it would be in his nature to do that crimmy... unlike her... her telling Brave Brian that shows that she really is the bullying gutless coward that she is... cheers.
but he allowed her to turn into HIM being the scary one in that situation MrS!! unbelievable!!!
 
love that it only took a girl doing the exact same thing as Marc for people to realise how much of a vile human being he is :whistling:

...hahaha!... how telling is that?... the thing is... Big Brother paints Meathead Marc in a good light with what he does but not her and that when she is so vile when she speaks and Meathead Marc condones what she is saying and doing then people go... "hey!... wait a minute!... he's doing exactly the same vile thing!"... and then the penny drops... it's a shame that it comes to that but that's how it always pans out... cheers.
 
Fuck Marc, Helen and Nikki...

Oh what the hell happened to Nikki hating on Helen??? Now she is all concerned if Helen is OK after that argument with Brian.

I hope Brian stays and has a showmance with Jade....

Oh and fuck Nick as well... Danny better do what he says and start calling out Nick.

...your right on the mark there Inigo on all points... it would be good if Brave Brian snogs with Jade because I'm sure that it will piss the hag off big time lol!... cheers.
 
but he allowed her to turn into HIM being the scary one in that situation MrS!! unbelievable!!!

...perhaps he likes it that she is slightly intimidated by him but with him aplogising for it perhaps it will lull her into a false state of complacency until he turns on her again?... you never know eh?... cheers.
 
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