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"Big Brother" UK: Timebomb

Solution for everyone, including us long-suffering forumites:

Marc will win, Simon will be runner-up, then the two will get married. Simon will be the loving, doting, crying wife and Marc the wife-bashing drunkard....
...and they lived happily forever after. :happy::happy::happy:
 
Solution for everyone, including us long-suffering forumites:

Marc will win, Simon will be runner-up, then the two will get married. Simon will be the loving, doting, crying wife and Marc the wife-bashing drunkard....
...and they lived happily forever after. :happy::happy::happy:
you're forgetting the big twist you dream about - Helen is in there til finale :p
 
you're forgetting the big twist you dream about - Helen is in there til finale :p

Now you've got the hots for Helen as well???? Who are you? - Or should I ask - What are you?? A succubus you are not it would seem now after your most recent revelation. Be nice for a change and share the link for BOTS... can't find it anywhere. :bang:
 
no I have NOT nor will I EVER have the hots for that horrible hag Helen!!!

I've told you who / what I am ... you didn't believe me so then I told you what you wanted to hear - and STILL you don't believe me!

can't win with you

BOTS? never heard of it :angelic:

did you break your google? :p
 
no I have NOT nor will I EVER have the hots for that horrible hag Helen!!!

I've told you who / what I am ... you didn't believe me so then I told you what you wanted to hear - and STILL you don't believe me!

can't win with you

BOTS? never heard of it :angelic:

did you break your google? :p

I'd be happy to re-indorse you for such precious information but you'll probably accuse me of "bribery"... or even worse, demand payment in expensive pralines from Belgium. :(

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That you??? Yikes.... :jawdrop:
 
only the highlights show is available that I can find ... sorry[DOUBLEPOST=1434435075][/DOUBLEPOST]
I'd be happy to re-indorse you for such precious information but you'll probably accuse me of "bribery"... or even worse, demand payment in expensive pralines from Belgium. :(

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That you??? Yikes.... :jawdrop:
well if that's what you believe I think I'm safe then huh? :D
 
only the highlights show is available that I can find ... sorry[DOUBLEPOST=1434435075][/DOUBLEPOST]
well if that's what you believe I think I'm safe then huh? :D
I am an infidel, in every sense of the word.

Have you broken your Google? :p
 
I am an infidel, in every sense of the word.

Have you broken your Google? :p
MY google is just peachy ~ thank you very much for worrying about it :p

well damn ... maybe I'll have to try another tack ... perhaps the born-again religion-thumping do-gooder persona will work better - I could try to reform you perhaps ... make you my latest cause ... hallelujah!! I think I'm onto something!!!:angelic: Bless you and all that jazz!
 
forget it - "unavailable content" ... after 2 mins of ads
will have to try from home ... I mean church!!
@Dystopia
 
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So... anyone else notice that all they've said is that the TWHM's are picking the ones that will face the public vote, they've not said ANYTHING about the vote deciding who will be evicted. God I hope it will a twist and be something like a vote to determine who will be the sole person to decide who will be evicted.

How awesome would it be to have Harry be solely responsible for Marc's eviction?
 
I can't stand Helen I wanted Ashleigh to win so much last tear and Nicky she just greats on me so much and Brian is bearable but only just I find it very hard to believe he is as dumb as he comes across
 
...I think that I've made it quite clear in previous posts that I think that Daniel is the biggest coward in that house... when he was puffing up his chest while looking at Marc and the others on that TV screen and shouting out all that bravado bullshit to look good to everyone that was listening... it inspired me to do this below... to say that I dislike him is the understatement of the century... lol!... cheers.

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...can Big Brother be anymore disgusting and low than he is now?... the way that he has set Meathead Marc up with reinforcements to break Harry's stand against him is low enough... but when it finally starts to break Harry down and she goes into the toilet to be alone to escape the constant onslaught of abuse and hatred being thrown at her by that slutty slag Helen the Hag and Meathead Marc Big Brother calls her into the Diary Room because they are 'concerned' about her!... FUCKING BULLSHIT!... they are just trying to squeeze out emotion from her to boost their pathetic flagging ratings!... they don't give a shit about her emotional well being!...

...they want her broken... how dare she not bow down to Meathead Marc!... how dare she not obey his every whim!... she WILL obey him!... this is what her treatment is all about... it is wretched and disgusting behaviour... Big Brother's 'duty of care' to her mental well being is being totally misused in this treatment of her... I'm quite surprised that women's groups are not lodging formal protests to Big Brother... no woman deserves brutal treatment like this!... they should be ashamed of themselves!... this so makes me sick!...

...Helen the Horrible Hag from Hell/Meathead Marc and Nutbag Nikki are both saying to No Balls Nick that Harry is 'misleading him' or 'leading him astray' or whatever but she isn't!... she has told him that it's not love... it's companionship!... she's told him that she is not the 'cuddly' type generally... she has told him that she is a 'cold' type of person generally!... he is fully aware of all of this... he is a grown adult for crying out loud!... she had done nothing wrong by him all through their relationship... if anything... she is the most openly honest person in that house!... what you see (and we've all seen it) is what you get!... I don't remember her ever lying to anyone in the house yet!... Big Brother is disgusting and should be ashamed of themselves!... to see Harry like in the images below says everything to me... stay strong Harry... don't let those fuckers beat you girl!... stay defiant!... cheers.

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just one thing MrS - who of all the HM's was it that went and sought out Harry and tried to talk to her?
it was Danny - and until Nick came along he was doing an ok job of reaching out to her
you have to allow him that at least

bloody Simon can piss off out of the house as soon as possible - unfortunately HE won't be nominated this week if Marc has anything to say about it

Helen completely misrepresented what went on with Harry re the washing ... she got the timeline all wrong didn't she? Didn't Simon ask Harry first to do his washing for him ... and then she went and asked everyone else if they wanted to do it ... sure she might have had a go and pointed out to everyone that Simon as a 46 (yeah RIghT!!) year old being unable to do his own washing is PATHETIC!! (my words - not hers)

She certainly showed Helen up by repeatedly pointing out they hadn't even talked to one another - they hadn't introduced themselves to one another (because Helen rudely and deliberately ignored her) and she'd be happy to discuss things with her once they had done so ... Helen just talked right over the top of her. She is a vile woman!

Brian won a bit of respect for at least talking to Harry ... but I still struggle to see any thing great about him

Harry won points with me on this episode - I like that she turns her back on BB and will not allow them to see her crying or upset ... she gives them nothing! I like that she said she wanted Nick to be out there with the group because she knows this is his dream - she doesn't want to spoil that for him ... I almost hope that the likes of Sam or Jack get evicted ... that the public save Harry but only with one proviso - that she and Nick stop spending 24/7 together and being boring ...

and that going forward Marc is without his nasty backup crew, still has to face Harry in the house ... and that the others isolate him with his new best buddy NOBIZZZZ and see how long that friendship lasts!!!

Simon was back to his worst tonight - another example of a snake who needs their little crew to lift them up and make them brave. He's going to leave the house having learnt nothing - he'll still be lower than a snake's belly and even more slippery! vile man!

and why is BOTS still not available :(
 
...I am so sick and tired of Jack now... when Meathead Marc and the others came into the house everything that Marc was saying Jack was in the background sitting there like a lapdog and continually nodding his stupid head!... it was so sickening to watch!...

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...it was so good to see Slimey Sam shit herself and it was beautiful to see Meathead Marc give it to her about her slimeyness!... Brainless Brian... why the hell is he in that house?... he's as useless as a limp dick!... Helen the Horrible Hag from Hell had the hide to call Harry 'a horrible person'!... HER calling somebody a 'horrible person' is like Hitler saying that Mother Theresa is an ugly old bitch!... her saying that about Harry is beyond belief!... she likened Harry to a "rodent with red eyes!"... what a nasty evil contemptuous slag she is!!!!!...

...when it was shown that Harry did the washing for everyone Nutbag Nikki said... "you're a scrubber... that's what you're here for!"... Nutbag Nikki please don't lower yourself to Helen the Hag from Hell's level or I will go off you really fast!... oh wow!... didn't Simple Simon grow some balls when telling Jack to... "stop telling me what to do all the time!"... over and over... getting brave now that you've got your mates with you again you nasty little ferret you?... it was good to see Cristian grow some when arguing with Meathead Marc lol!...

...I liked the way Harry put the record straight and then ignored Helen the Hag from Hell about doing the washing for everyone... she has no fear of her whatsoever lol!... and it was good to see the housemates defending her at that moment too which was surprising to see...

...anyhow Slimey Sam started really sliming up to the new housemates towards the end of the show... I think that she'll be the one to go out of possibly Harry/Jack and her... good riddance to bad rubbish I say!... cheers.
 
just one thing MrS - who of all the HM's was it that went and sought out Harry and tried to talk to her?
it was Danny - and until Nick came along he was doing an ok job of reaching out to her
you have to allow him that at least


bloody Simon can piss off out of the house as soon as possible - unfortunately HE won't be nominated this week if Marc has anything to say about it

Helen completely misrepresented what went on with Harry re the washing ... she got the timeline all wrong didn't she? Didn't Simon ask Harry first to do his washing for him ... and then she went and asked everyone else if they wanted to do it ... sure she might have had a go and pointed out to everyone that Simon as a 46 (yeah RIghT!!) year old being unable to do his own washing is PATHETIC!! (my words - not hers)

She certainly showed Helen up by repeatedly pointing out they hadn't even talked to one another - they hadn't introduced themselves to one another (because Helen rudely and deliberately ignored her) and she'd be happy to discuss things with her once they had done so ... Helen just talked right over the top of her. She is a vile woman!

Brian won a bit of respect for at least talking to Harry ... but I still struggle to see any thing great about him

Harry won points with me on this episode - I like that she turns her back on BB and will not allow them to see her crying or upset ... she gives them nothing! I like that she said she wanted Nick to be out there with the group because she knows this is his dream - she doesn't want to spoil that for him ... I almost hope that the likes of Sam or Jack get evicted ... that the public save Harry but only with one proviso - that she and Nick stop spending 24/7 together and being boring ...

and that going forward Marc is without his nasty backup crew, still has to face Harry in the house ... and that the others isolate him with his new best buddy NOBIZZZZ and see how long that friendship lasts!!!

Simon was back to his worst tonight - another example of a snake who needs their little crew to lift them up and make them brave. He's going to leave the house having learnt nothing - he'll still be lower than a snake's belly and even more slippery! vile man!

and why is BOTS still not available :(

...okay crimmy... point taken lol!... Danny did show concern for her so granted.... he did do good there... he even stuck up for Harry when they were all telling No Balls Nick about what they thought of her... granted... he did do the right thing there... but he really is a coward the rest of the time though... what I would really like to see is that as you say...

and that going forward Marc is without his nasty backup crew, still has to face Harry in the house ... and that the others isolate him with his new best buddy NOBIZZZZ and see how long that friendship lasts!!!

...I totally agree with you... what I would like to see is that when Meathead Marc and Simple Simon are back on their own and have stopped their terror rampage and have finished 'strutting their stuff' because the others have left and they are on their own again... I would love to see Danny come to the fore and start a rebellion and turn all the others on them two and make them suffer twice as bad as them!... but sadly Daniel hasn't got 'true grit'... he wouldn't have the balls to do it... it's a shame really... I do think though that after the others go that the public could turn on Meathead Marc and Simple Simon because of their cruelty and nastiness at the moment and that could really stuff up Big Bbrothers scripted plan!... boy I would love to see that happen lol!...

...you are right about Brainless Brian talking with Harry... that was good of him to do that but she may as well been talking to a bedside lamp lol!... cheers.
 
Solution for everyone, including us long-suffering forumites:

Marc will win, Simon will be runner-up, then the two will get married. Simon will be the loving, doting, crying wife and Marc the wife-bashing drunkard....
...and they lived happily forever after. :happy::happy::happy:

...hahahaha!... ^^^^... post of the week right there folks!... funny funny funny!!!!... cheers.
 
...okay crimmy... point taken lol!... Danny did show concern for her so granted.... he did do good there... he even stuck up for Harry when they were all telling No Balls Nick about what they thought of her... granted... he did do the right thing there... but he really is a coward the rest of the time though... what I would really like to see is that as you say...



...I totally agree with you... what I would like to see is that when Meathead Marc and Simple Simon are back on their own and have stopped their terror rampage and have finished 'strutting their stuff' because the others have left and they are on their own again... I would love to see Danny come to the fore and start a rebellion and turn all the others on them two and make them suffer twice as bad as them!... but sadly Daniel hasn't got 'true grit'... he wouldn't have the balls to do it... it's a shame really... I do think though that after the others go that the public could turn on Meathead Marc and Simple Simon because of their cruelty and nastiness at the moment and that could really stuff up Big Bbrothers scripted plan!... boy I would love to see that happen lol!...

...you are right about Brainless Brian talking with Harry... that was good of him to do that but she may as well been talking to a bedside lamp lol!... cheers.

I don't think its that he doesn't have 'true grit' - I think he's just more of a gentleman and has good common decency and likes to treat people with a certain amount of respect

I also think though that he isn't willing to stick his neck out too far for people who are in competition with him for the prize money ...at some point you do have to consider your own game - and that's what Nick also needs to do going forward if he wants to regain his initial popularity ...
 
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