Oh BB, is this a booze fuelled dinner or a Sunday brunch? Where is all the bad music? the stripping? the spin the bottle? The massive fights? snooze fest.
They want to shave David, so everyone starts desiring him and they can write him into their contrived love storylines. I swear, just have a house orgy and be done with it.
Just remember, David - I LOVED YOU BEFORE THEM, AND I NEVER WANTED YOU TO CHANGE.