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Big Brother UK season 15 - SPOILERS

Here's a delightful little nugget from the other day, as the boys were discussing who they thought would go.


The casual ease and confidence of Ash and Winston is great. Ash, who I don't mind actually, lying there, assured that he is in the powerful position, and the public are about o get one of these losers out to help pave the way for his mate to win. And Winston - it doesn't even occur to him that he may go. And if it did, momentarily on the couch last night, then the cheers lulled his embryonic fears. Oh, and then, carpet pulled from underfoot, Helen opposed, BB production opposed, just lushous. ... Watching Ash, Helen and Winston last night, oh the savoury schadenfreude. It'll be even better once they realize it was their fault... if they are capable of casting themselves that way.

Helen may concede that the others have won, because she was unlikable, and took her friends down - but if she does, the usual way she deals with bad feelings is to erupt in anger, so we may have seen the final fires of Helen this week, before they were doused by Ashleigh and Christopher, with the propaganda war being covered by Chris in the diary room, and the public seeing the abuse of power by those that held it, and saying 'Nar, fuck 'er. Let's get Winston out.' But perhaps, like an '80's action film, there may be one more confrontation, when Helen rises up, and Ashleigh etc just slap her away like a bratty child when it's parents turn around. 'Shush! Helen; bad dog.'

(Don't slap brats.)
 
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timmydownawell said:
Actually I thought he managed to hold up to the announcement surprisingly well. I would have expected a stunned mullet expression, so I was disappointed. I think everyone else (in particular Ash and Hellen) did that face though :)
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Haha I was talking about myself! :p coz if I'd watched that without knowing the result already I'd have probably thrown myself in the air in shock
 
the Theorist said:
Haha I was talking about myself! :p coz if I'd watched that without knowing the result already I'd have probably thrown myself in the air in shock
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Oops I did read that wrong. My own expression was a moment of disbelief instantly overcome by joy, though. I was disappointed by Winston's lack of jaw drop though, however I did skip back and replay the whole announcement four times purely for reasons of schadenfreude.
 
Winston is really bashing Ashleigh on the facebook Q&A
  • Shane Chrissy HaganIf you had the chance to evict any of the final 6 who would it be and why Winston?
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    • Big Brother UK      I'd evict Ashleigh, because she's just gameplaying people in the house, and she's a bit of a brat. Not a nice person, and definitely not a winner... though she probably will be and I've got no idea why. - Winston
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...I'm sorry peoples... I just had to do this... these are all screenshots of the moment that they were all up for the second eviction whereas Winston really thought that they were just going through the motions to evict ANYONE ELSE but him...


...the first panel really does speak volumes doesn't it?... Winston and Helen savouring the moment that one of the other 3 were about to go... the looks on Chris / Pav's and Christopher's faces show quite clearly how worried they were about their possible impending eviction... Helen and Winston were thinking that the one guy in the audience shouting out 'get Winston out' was being a dickhead... little did they know eh?...
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...this is the EXACT MOMENT when Winston heard his name called out... it still hadn't registered with the other 3 that it wasn't their names called out... the 'what the fuck' expression imprinted on Winston's face will be the only thing that I now see whenever I ever see his face again the future!... this moment right there is pure Big Brother GOLD!... this was the moment when the British public said 'fook you' to BBUK!...
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...not even a second later the words... 'W-I-N-S-T-O-N'... had filtered through to the minds of the other 3... this is when they all knew that it wasn't their names called out!... this is when Chris went into numbed paralysis... if you take note he doesn't really move at all in the rest of the panels lol!... Pav in analysing it in total amazement... Christopher starts to go through 400 different facial expressions in 0.0003 seconds as per usual God Bless Him!!!... lol!... Winston is still digesting his shock eviction...
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...this is when Winston looks at the rest of them to see if it really was his name called out... Pav's jaw is returning to it's usual place on his face... Christopher is on #106 of the 400 facial expressions... Chris still hasn't moved... he hasn't even blinked yet methinks!... lol!...
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...Winston is already getting up to go while the others are just sitting there digesting the information... Pav begins praying to his God in thankfulness... Christopher is now on #219 of the 400 facial expressions... Chris still hasn't moved... is he breathing?...
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...Winston is on his way to the staircase to the outside... smiling and putting on a brave face...thinking... "wot da fuck?... I'm too pretty to go!... da girls luv me!... dey all luv the Winstmeister!"... all the others are still seated... Pav is now praying to his God in thankfulness... Christopher is on #346 of the 400 facial expressions... Chris still hasn't moved... is he dead?...
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...realising that nobody has bothered to get up to see him off he returns and thinks ... "is anyone going to see me out?... I'm going after all!"... Pav is saying to himself...''now that is the power of psychological prayer bro!"... Christopher is on #399 of the 400 facial expressions... Chris still hasn't moved... (somebody get a medic!)...
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...there you have it!... I've done this to enjoy the moment one last time... Ash now has to be the next one out... BBUK need to make it so that the public have full control of the following week... no meddling to change anything into what they want... let the natural elimination process take it's true course...

...what a wonderful day!:thumbsup:... what a wonderful result!:thumbsup:... cheers.:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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You should be their new body language expert LOL
 
...what really gets up my snout is when Emma on BOTS laughed at Ash/Helen and Winston's breakout and then said that they ALL should've done it as a collective group to bond them all together... WTF?... that's an instant eviction worldwide!... instead of dealing with it with them to the full extent of Big Brother law they just came on and laughed it off!...

...those pathetic stocks punishments where the other housemates gunged them...that was it?... that was the punishment?... give me a break!... I am at a loss as to where the producers mindsets are... if it was anyone else but Helen they would've been evicted... seriously... it is way beyond belief for me! ... but you know what?... even that is not going to spoil today's events for me after that dream double eviction lol!... cheers.
 
OMG that was EPIC! I don't really have anything against Winston, but I'm so glad he's gone, just because he was so fucking smug about being there until the end, and what a fantastic twist. And soooo satisfying to see Mark evicted. What a duplicitous snake. I hope Christopher wins. I truly think he's the only person in there who's actually decent and genuine. Surprisingly, despite her foul temper, general abusiveness and myopic defense of her "friends" (which I guess is some kind of misplaced loyalty, even if it is totally unjust and irrational), I think Helen has a certain amount of integrity too.
 
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In the end they're a bunch of arseholes... a bunch of arseholes... a bunch of arseholes...
...and they're all so ugly :vomit::vomit:
 
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What??? Is that bitch Helen still here??? Why wasn't she voted out... why wasn't she nominated and why are bananas bent????????



If somebody doesn't tell me the answers soon, I'll kill that bitch Helen, it's all her fault... I'll poisen the bitch with my own bile, I'll squirt poison in her eyes

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I mightn't have much in the head, but my hairdo is exclusive and that's all I need to become a SUPER model... and then in three years from now when my arse has become fat because of my constant bitching, scheming and general illwill toward the rest of humanity who are just a bunch of arseholes anyway... ... and my reluctance to move even a single limb unless I have to go for a shite or chase after my teddy bear or look for my hairbrush or look out the window to find out what's going on --- then I'll change from a SUPER model to a SUPER filmstar or siren... you know the thing that makes such a loud, annoying sound ...

...but first I'm gonna win BB - I just wish it was over already... I can't wait to get out, take the money and tell my deluded boyfriend to fuck off and use the money to bribe my way into Hugh's bunny kennel, from where I'll be able to worship him with my EXCLUSIVE hairdo.... ohhh... I am so dumb and nobody sees it... that borders on misogyny - I have to break the glass ceiling.... I am convinced I'll shine as a rolemodel for all femenists out there far and wide into all of eternity... with my stuffed toy...:unsure::unsure::wacky::wacky::inpain::inpain::jawdrop::jawdrop::wtf::wtf:


....and my EXCLUSIVE hairdo....
 
chumly said:
OMG that was EPIC! I don't really have anything against Winston, but I'm so glad he's gone, just because he was so fucking smug about being there until the end, and what a fantastic twist. And soooo satisfying to see Mark evicted. What a duplicitous snake. I hope Christopher wins. I truly think he's the only person in there who's actually decent and genuine. Surprisingly, despite her foul temper, general abusiveness and myopic defense of her "friends" (which I guess is some kind of misplaced loyalty, even if it is totally unjust and irrational), I think Helen has a certain amount of integrity too.
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My point exactly. Helen has integrity, something that is sorely missing in Asshleigh. Despite Helen's faults, in a real life situation I'd rather be stuck with her than the other.

I am allergic to sharp knives being stuck into my back whan I'm not looking. :woot:
 
Dystopia said:
My point exactly. Helen has integrity, something that is sorely missing in Asshleigh. Despite Helen's faults, in a real life situation I'd rather be stuck with her than the other.
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Yeah I think Helen would be a loyal friend, but if you happen to be on the wrong side of her, it's a different story. And you don't have to actually do anything to get her off side other than be what she perceives as weak and vulnerable in the pecking order. She's a bully through and through, and hypocritical in the way she deals out her brand of "justice". I do think the more aggressive, abusive aspects of her personality come from her own vulnerabilities, but that's no excuse, because being a hurt/damaged person, she should be empathetic towards other people's struggles. Instead, she sticks the boot in and invents irrational justifications for her behaviour. Case in point: the outrageously hypocritical way she turned on Chris when he said he'd take the money but totally let Ash and Mark off the hook. She doesn't have the strength of character or integrity of someone like Christopher, who will stand up for what he believes is right, regardless of someone's place in the social hierarchy and how it might impact his own popularity. And Helen has zero self-awareness, seeming genuinely bemused when people refer to her as argumentative or aggressive. I just think she has genuine issues in need of therapy and like a wounded animal when it's cornered, she attacks. As much as you might understand her behaviour, it doesn't excuse it, and I would not want to be her friend. She's pretty toxic.
 
chumly said:
Yeah I think Helen would be a loyal friend, but if you happen to be on the wrong side of her, it's a different story. And you don't have to actually do anything to get her off side other than be what she perceives as weak and vulnerable in the pecking order. She's a bully through and through, and hypocritical in the way she deals out her brand of "justice". I do think the more aggressive, abusive aspects of her personality come from her own vulnerabilities, but that's no excuse, because being a hurt/damaged person, she should be empathetic towards other people's struggles. Instead, she sticks the boot in and invents irrational justifications for her behaviour. Case in point: the outrageously hypocritical way she turned on Chris when he said he'd take the money but totally let Ash and Mark off the hook. She doesn't have the strength of character or integrity of someone like Christopher, who will stand up for what he believes is right, regardless of someone's place in the social hierarchy and how it might impact his own popularity. And Helen has zero self-awareness, seeming genuinely bemused when people refer to her as argumentative or aggressive. I just think she has genuine issues in need of therapy and like a wounded animal when it's cornered, she attacks. As much as you might understand her behaviour, it doesn't excuse it, and I would not want to be her friend. She's pretty toxic.
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Exactly she will be loyal until you get on her bad side.She has no accountability for her actions and BB's weak punishments have just shown her that she can get away with bad behaviour
 
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