Post BB - Housemate Antics 2013

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Sparrow ‏@gwendajoyces 2h

[MENTION=1]Tim[/MENTION]dormer All moved in now? Exhausted? Enjoying that amazing view? When you are rested, I want pictures please. :)


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@gwendajoyces nope haven't even really started!! The big moving day with the van for all my furniture is Thursday. I have a lot of plants.


Tarryn &#8207 [MENTION=36844]Belle[/MENTION]Tiamo 4h

Timmy when u finished lapping up the view & the sea water tell us which days u will be on @thetodayshow ? [MENTION=1]Tim[/MENTION]dormer]


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[MENTION=36844]Belle[/MENTION]Tiamo oh it's this @thetodayshow this Friday and Saturday!! Stay tuned for times, plus @getaway sat night! Busy weekend on the tv!!


tim dormer &#8207 [MENTION=1]Tim[/MENTION]dormer 1h
@serly2013 slowly. I've realised I'm a hoarder. I need to have a ruthless cull. I KNOW!! I'll have Tim's shit garage sale in Bondi!



so he is getting a removalist after all. looks like he might also be having a garage sale, and we all know where to go. seriously, he needs to delete his address off twitter asap. [MENTION=37310]Sparrow11[/MENTION], maybe you could tweet him about this, he is obviously taking notice of yours :)
 
what a difference a couple of vowels make in a search :rolleyes: :o forgot the added r, not a vowel, ha


Xaviera Hollander
Xaviera Hollander is a former call girl, madam, and memoirist. She is best known for her best-selling memoir The Happy Hooker: My Own Story. Wikipedia
Born: June 15, 1943 (age 70), Surabaya, Indonesia
Spouse: Philip de Haan (m. 2007)
Books: The Happy Hooker's Guide to Sex: 69 Orgasmic Ways to Pleasure a Woman, Child No More: A Memoir
Movies: The Happy Hooker

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xaviera_Hollander
 
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Xavier Holland ‏@xavbait 16h

I'm giving up reality TV appearances for lent


Donny6085 ‏@Donny6085 13h

@xavbait so no Canadian big brother?


Xavier Holland ‏@xavbait 14h

Gee Russia are really trying hard to find excuses not to run the winter Paralympics
 
camerashy1 said:
what a difference a couple of vowels make in a search :rolleyes: :o forgot the added r, not a vowel, ha


Xaviera Hollander
Xaviera Hollander is a former call girl, madam, and memoirist. She is best known for her best-selling memoir The Happy Hooker: My Own Story. Wikipedia
Born: June 15, 1943 (age 70), Surabaya, Indonesia
Spouse: Philip de Haan (m. 2007)
Books: The Happy Hooker's Guide to Sex: 69 Orgasmic Ways to Pleasure a Woman, Child No More: A Memoir
Movies: The Happy Hooker

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xaviera_Hollander
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Hand to my heart her book was the first dirty thing I'd ever read after the scandalous Are You There God, It's Me Margaret? I was probably 12? when I stole - yes STOLE - The Happy Hooker from the local library and my second ever thieving attempt ended up as well as the first (ended up getting marched back to the corner store age 5 for only paying for 100 penny candies when I'd bagged 106).

This book contains a section where she goes into too much detail for a 12yo - yes I KNOW it's my fault - about getting it on with a German Shepard and what she had to do to get the dog's rocks off. Needless to say it stayed with me forever, I learned my lesson about stealing from the library and I've never looked at a GS the same way since. Never thought I'd run into mention of her on a BB forum and this is why I adore your nutty brain. What a blast from the past on my 39th bday haha
 
Mrs Butterface said:
Hand to my heart her book was the first dirty thing I'd ever read after the scandalous Are You There God, It's Me Margaret? I was probably 12? when I stole - yes STOLE - The Happy Hooker from the local library and my second ever thieving attempt ended up as well as the first (ended up getting marched back to the corner store age 5 for only paying for 100 penny candies when I'd bagged 106).

This book contains a section where she goes into too much detail for a 12yo - yes I KNOW it's my fault - about getting it on with a German Shepard and what she had to do to get the dog's rocks off. Needless to say it stayed with me forever, I learned my lesson about stealing from the library and I've never looked at a GS the same way since. Never thought I'd run into mention of her on a BB forum and this is why I adore your nutty brain. What a blast from the past on my 39th bday haha
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Ooooojjhhh. Happy Birthday to You!! You are fun!
 
Mrs Butterface said:
Hand to my heart her book was the first dirty thing I'd ever read after the scandalous Are You There God, It's Me Margaret? I was probably 12? when I stole - yes STOLE - The Happy Hooker from the local library and my second ever thieving attempt ended up as well as the first (ended up getting marched back to the corner store age 5 for only paying for 100 penny candies when I'd bagged 106).

This book contains a section where she goes into too much detail for a 12yo - yes I KNOW it's my fault - about getting it on with a German Shepard and what she had to do to get the dog's rocks off. Needless to say it stayed with me forever, I learned my lesson about stealing from the library and I've never looked at a GS the same way since. Never thought I'd run into mention of her on a BB forum and this is why I adore your nutty brain. What a blast from the past on my 39th bday haha
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sshhhhh, but now the cow let it out the bag

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here is a little accessory for you

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and a balloon that is all yours, come get it ;)

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i bring cakes

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it's not that sort of party :rolleyes: #friskycaninecompanion

i needed 2 boxes of matches

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are you ready to light the candles?
 
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Mrs Butterface said:
Hand to my heart her book was the first dirty thing I'd ever read after the scandalous Are You There God, It's Me Margaret? I was probably 12? when I stole - yes STOLE - The Happy Hooker from the local library and my second ever thieving attempt ended up as well as the first (ended up getting marched back to the corner store age 5 for only paying for 100 penny candies when I'd bagged 106).

This book contains a section where she goes into too much detail for a 12yo - yes I KNOW it's my fault - about getting it on with a German Shepard and what she had to do to get the dog's rocks off. Needless to say it stayed with me forever, I learned my lesson about stealing from the library and I've never looked at a GS the same way since. Never thought I'd run into mention of her on a BB forum and this is why I adore your nutty brain. What a blast from the past on my 39th bday haha
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Joy says Have a Wonderful Day :)
 
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yayyyyy. now blow them out and make your wish :)

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your cake was on fire, it was a hit

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Happy Birthday [MENTION=35181]Mrs Butterface[/MENTION] :)

thought of the day for you,

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We'd give you a prize for being the most clever, but really hindsight is a wonderful thing and do you think you were the only one who found him annoying? I say this a someone who loves your posts by the way.
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I dunno I don't think it has anything to do with him being annoying ( I was a fan until the last fortnight or so) but everything to do with what motivates him to do the things he does.

I recognized Tim immediately as the type of fellow who'd do anything I mean anything to get peoples attention, not even giving a second to the consequences for going about getting said attention. I've come across plenty of Tim's in my life, surely I don't live in some hotbed of attention seeking douche bags?! :cool:

Tim is a very very predictable 'UNIQUE INDIVIDUAL' to me as far as I'm concerned, none of his actions surprise me in the least bit. In fact if he behaved any different it would genuinely shock me. :cool:
 
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