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Happy birthday [MENTION=35181]Mrs Butterface[/MENTION]!

Out of all the books a 12 year old could steal lol.
 
i didn't know there was a birthday thread in here

Happy Birthday [MENTION=16031]mikidiki[/MENTION], have a great day :) are there any mounties still in town? haha
 
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Shooting @tahny89 for @covetmagazine with [MENTION=34075]nathan[/MENTION]paulswimwear #shoot #photoshoot #covet #apl #aplphotography shot by @aplphotography
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Shooting with @aplphotography for @covetmagazine in [MENTION=34075]nathan[/MENTION]paulswimwear xx
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Happy birthday [MENTION=35181]Mrs Butterface[/MENTION]!!!
 
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Happy burpday Mrs B. Here is your present

One day as I was lying by the pool thinking I would go ape out of horniness. I became aware of the big German shepherd lying restless by my side. This dog had embarrassed me the first five days after my arrival by following me everywhere and sniffing at my legs. He apparently had a nose for sex so at this point, where I could no longer be choosy, I decided that – bizarre or not – my first South African lover would have to be him.
I reached down languidly and started stroking the hair-covered mound between his hind legs. He became aroused at once, standing up and fixing me with a long, loving stare.
It was obvious if there was going to be a hot love scene between me and my canine companion, it would have to be conducted at a more discreet location, away from the prying eyes of the servants.
So we crept into my brother-in-law’s study, and I locked the door behind us, and while this may disgust some, it seemed, well, perfectly unnatural – yes, not a little kinky and crazy – at the time. I mean, I was that horny.
I rolled down the bottom half of my bikini, put his nose against me to give him the scent, and started massaging his penis, which came out of the skin, all red and glistening, and the sight really turned me on.
As he stood there on all fours I climbed across his back facing away from him, with my clitoris pressed against where the curve of his tail meets his body, and started moving back and forth. At the same time I was handling the animal’s penis.
He was a young, strong animal and was breathing wildly. His tongue was leaping out of his mouth, and his eyes were looking at me with an old, but somehow familiar, give-it-to-me doggie expression. Within minutes I climaxed twice, and my bikini was soaking wet.
However, the poor dog hadn’t yet got his rocks off, so I stepped off his back and continued playing with him. I was very curious to see what would happen, from a purely clinical point of view, so I knelt close to his body, where I could get a better look. I stroked only a little while longer, and suddenly the sperm spilled into my hand like warm water: he gave me an apologetic look, conked out, and went straight to sleep.
Not the most touching love scene, but at least all parties to the action were happy, temporarily.

Hope it brought back some good memories hahaha
 
camerashy1 said:
when was the last time you stripped your bed to wash your sheets?
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I'm sorry I momentarily forgot that this thread was strictly a 'Boogan' and Jadeconda bashing thread, how thoughtless of me. Any home truths about other housemates (especially that narcissistic daft clown that goes by the name of Tim) is seriously frowned upon, got the memo. Promise it won't happen again. ;)
 
Connoisseur said:
I'm sorry I momentarily forgot that this thread was strictly a 'Boogan' and Jadeconda bashing thread, how thoughtless of me. Any home truths about other housemates (especially that narcissistic daft clown that goes by the name of Tim) is seriously frowned upon, got the memo. Promise it won't happen again. ;)
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hahahahaha

since when do i care? there is a memo? post whatever you like, even about clowns ;)


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Tully Smyth

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Thanks for having us @TheBlock9! All the apartments are beyond beautiful. Congrats to all the teams! [MENTION=37251]Chantel[/MENTION]leSteve pic.twitter.com/2gPiXQZTTd
 
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Up at Murrays Beach Lake Macquarie doing some tree work. I was born just up the road.. Love this area!Justynn.jpg
 
prufrock said:
Puppies in flats/apartments...I still think it's not fair on the dog.
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VERY surprised he's allowed a puppy/dog in a rental apartment.
Nice view / location though - hope he has a street/beach view - although maybe a little noisy?

still prefer the Northern Beaches ... just tooooo busy and crowded at Bondi during summer months
 
crimmy said:
VERY surprised he's allowed a puppy/dog in a rental apartment.
Nice view / location though - hope he has a street/beach view - although maybe a little noisy?

still prefer the Northern Beaches ... just tooooo busy and crowded at Bondi during summer months
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i agree, 100% definitely a better place :)

i don't think his dog is really an outdoors one, just needs a daily walk to keep it happy, and a 'special box' like the ones Caleb makes
 
from the instagram ac of Sam of last year's MKR

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