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Do guys like Ed exist?

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Ayr said:
Oh my fave fairy, I have been the unrequitee.... It took several years. I bonked him in the end. After ... 5 years. Wore him down. There was dope involved (not just me!!). Many years of adoration; a genuinely nice guy; hell, he even broke my heart to my face. Would still walk the world for him; but the sexual attraction is null. If he called, I'd be there. But I'd actually ask permission from the hubby - who is everything "superman" is not.

I hope Jade survives Ed. It has all the hallmarks of my obsession - couldn't see fault, etc (even thinking "oh, wow, condoms in the bedside drawer? SWEET! Rather than ... er?) I'd love to share a bottle-o-pop, and some perspective.

*ps, I adore my current bearded man. Despite him loathing BB as "dross". I just like that he thinks it's "dross", rather than "shit". :)
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Nothing worse than being the Jade.

It turns your brains into blergh.
 
TraLa said:
Well it is a given that I am as bold as fucking brass!

I loved this guy from when I was 15 to when I was 19 and when I finally got a steady boyfriend, he decided then to pull the "I love you" card. We still shagged every now and then until I was about 23. Thankfully he is now completely out of the equation (I found out just last year that he hung himself!! Seriously!!!)
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Oh holy hell. How awful.
 
TraLa said:
No one ever wants to be the Jade, it just happens.

Have you never been with someone that you want so bad you can't think of anything else, despite the fact they don't want you back?

I have been on both sides, and while having a Jade is good for your ego, their adoring eyes get real old real quick. I had a Jade for a couple of years, just used to text him for a shag when I was lonely. Didn't end well.... never does, no matter which side you are on.
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The poor fuck.
Why do girls do this?

I'm forever Jade, just not as far as she takes it.
 
Sorceress said:
The poor fuck.
Why do girls do this?

I'm forever Jade, just not as far as she takes it.
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One day the Jade will stop. And it's a rude shock. I Jaded for eaons. Fucking blue light discos when I was 14/15 - focussed on "the only man in the world"; would dress to impress, dance to impress (have seen myself now; not that impressive... )

Oh the fucking pain and delusion; oh Jade, you poor silly delusional fool. I hope to fuck your best wishes come true. Because "duty of care" doesn't cover "utter emotional breakdown over unrequited feelings".

That said: Ed's been more responsive to Jade in the last 10 days or so. Yep; he nommed her weeks ago -- but it's an edit. I hope to fork her heart isn't shattered. Broken, she can probably cope. Shattered; he's a shit.
 
Ayr said:
One day the Jade will stop. And it's a rude shock. I Jaded for eaons. Fucking blue light discos when I was 14/15 - focussed on "the only man in the world"; would dress to impress, dance to impress (have seen myself now; not that impressive... )

Oh the fucking pain and delusion; oh Jade, you poor silly delusional fool. I hope to fuck your best wishes come true. Because "duty of care" doesn't cover "utter emotional breakdown over unrequited feelings".

That said: Ed's been more responsive to Jade in the last 10 days or so. Yep; he nommed her weeks ago -- but it's an edit. I hope to fork her heart isn't shattered. Broken, she can probably cope. Shattered; he's a shit.
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You can bet your bottom dollar that Jade may have at some point...thought hmm maybe I am coming on too strong and eased off....and like fucking clockwork Ed suddenly gives Jade the time of day.

Some of us poor souls do try!!!
 
Sorceress said:
You can bet your bottom dollar that Jade may have at some point...thought hmm maybe I am coming on too strong and eased off....and like fucking clockwork Ed suddenly gives Jade the time of day.

Some of us poor souls do try!!!
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yar; it's the hesaw, seesaw... Been on that roundabout.

But... The "Ed's a fuckwit" kinda approach.

Let's analyse X housemates vs Y airtime. Over a week.

Ed vs Jade.. Airtime - kissy kissy. Non airtime? Maybe Ed pees. *Unless* this *whole* thing is a setup, then 10 sec of Ed on Jade (or VV) is "natural" in a 24 hour period.

Drew, Boog, Tim, etc: "Hi, my ass is artificially on fire, wanna play?"

And now I'm bored; can't be bothered overanalysing -- I think there's a "spark"; whether it's fire, or smoulder, that's Jade and Ed's business.
 
#up_all_night that was very well said.... Ed is a perfect example of the pack mentality.

His Bromances with first Caleb and then Matt were born from this same Team Sports style brainwashing. There is a weird tradition amongst sportsmen where they fuck gwls in front of each other (displaying their manhood)....In the same room, but never on the same bed!

This is just a part of the fabulous future Jade can look forward to if she becomes a WAG....

Sadly, she will probably continue to excuse his poor behaviour, instead chastising herself for "not being good enough " for him....

Drew has him pegged - Men like Ed are a dime a dozen! But worth so much less!
 
I'm not actually referring to Rape dopey......

People do have sexual experiences like this consentually...especially with Footy players! It's just usually drunken, disrespectful and dull......Oh, and never with their partner!
 
TraLa said:
See I thought everyone had experienced being the adorer/adoree to an unrequited love.

Looking at some of the responses to the Ed and Jade debacle, it would appear not.

Have you ever been the Ed and or the Jade?
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Absolutely agree here! The hate on Ole Ed might be just slightly misplaced... He's been between a rock and a (his!) 'hard place' with the Jade infatuation since the get-go. I just don't have it in me to judge him quite as harshly as some.
 
babyblueeyes said:
Yeah i know she's a troll lol I'm just pointing out that she's not very good at it ;)
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Is this person a troll because they don't agree with the majority? Wow... Just fkn wow. They are raising opposing views which I can tell you, takes a lot of guts in this place...more guts than it takes to just nod in agreement.
 
LoveBB said:
Is this person a troll because they don't agree with the majority? Wow... Just fkn wow. They are raising opposing views which I can tell you, takes a lot of guts in this place...more guts than it takes to just nod in agreement.
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Have you read it's posts.... It thinks it's in a real life mortal combat game, ridding the earth of evil.....seriously

I have plenty of aeroguard if anyone needs it...
 
LoveBB said:
Is this person a troll because they don't agree with the majority? Wow... Just fkn wow. They are raising opposing views which I can tell you, takes a lot of guts in this place...more guts than it takes to just nod in agreement.
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You might want to check out the "Tahan is a Bitch" thread before you pass judgment.
 
LoveBB said:
Is this person a troll because they don't agree with the majority? Wow... Just fkn wow. They are raising opposing views which I can tell you, takes a lot of guts in this place...more guts than it takes to just nod in agreement.
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May I present Exhibit A.

Hammy said:
So if someone says they like touching children, then you would like that person? Are you a pedophile, phatbeats33? Or are you a hypocritical follower?
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Q.E.D.
 
CaspersMum said:
You might want to check out the "Tahan is a Bitch" thread before you pass judgment.
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I was just going by what I'd read in here. There was a point made above about Jade becoming involved in the footy jock foul sex scene...quantum leap statements. I thought it was a sound question that Hammy asked what indicators there were that Ed would lead Jade into such degrading situations.... Which hasn't been answered. I don't read much of the HM threads... The hateful comments depress me. :(
 
LoveBB said:
I was just going by what I'd read in here. There was a point made above about Jade becoming involved in the footy jock foul sex scene...quantum leap statements. I thought it was a sound question that Hammy asked what indicators there were that Ed would lead Jade into such degrading situations.... Which hasn't been answered. I don't read much of the HM threads... The hateful comments depress me. :(
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it's all good
It wasn't answered because he/she was just looking for a reason to start the hateful comments :)
 
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