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Housemate Quotes Thread

kxk said:
That was a beauty

Think we may need a Ryan thread? Everything out of that mouth is a dumb quote.
Latest -
13:06: Ryan's showing off his flag knowledge. George asks about Poland. “Oh, that’s the Dutch, so that’s orange white and blue,” says Ryan.
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Is Ryan the biggest Himbo that has ever graced our screens? Mate if you think something, its probably not correct, because you are Ry-an
 
Ryan: How many years did you have to study, to become a vet?
Ray: 6.../ How many years did you have to study, to become a model?
Ryan: :eek:
 
I almost clapped at that one, cudos to Ray.

If Ryan has a degree, our education sytem is fucked, or he fucked his way through Uni/and probably school.
 
kxk said:
If Ryan has a degree, our education sytem is fucked, or he fucked his way through Uni/and probably school.
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No. He made a trade with a well dressed gentlemen with an eccentric requirement that their contract be signed in blood.
 
Ryan last night in the diary room regarding Estelle's nomination: "Oh Big Brother. Then she looked at me with her eyes..."

Better than looking at him with her pancreas.
 
Brad - "I kill ryan and send him home. But then I become hated by the public but i am still the good guy. "
 
From Michael

“Values are easy when they’re not being tested” he suggests.

now isn't that the truth
 
(I think) Stacey, while fussing with her mattress; "I've got a huge gap"

Bradley; "That's what she said"


Perfect comedic timing, and the girls completely missed it. :)
 
8bhny3a


BB becomes impatient during nomnoms.

BB: Michael. It's not a Hallmark card. Get on with it.
 
Gibberer said:
8bhny3a


BB becomes impatient during nomnoms.

BB: Michael. It's not a Hallmark card. Get on with it.
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Lol, I loved that.

This one was tweeted on screen shortly after it happened. When Michael was sent to the naughty room & asked to write a 1000 word essay on steam trains Layla asked "1000 words, is that a lot?".

She's probably my favourite housemate this year.
 
Most of BB's quips during noms are quote worthy this year, I love it
 
"The kind of person I would hate to be stuck in the house with is a condescending person" - Sarah in her video package on launch night.
 
Sarah (aged 30): I'm speaking! I'm speaking! It's my turn. So look at me with some love...
 
"Bradley, you're like the rat in Charlotte's Web except we wish you died" - Ben, infamously.
 
From: Big Brother: Michael's horsing around 13 Sep 2012 | 971 Views Big Brother Live Peeks

Michael (playing with horse statue): Do you know what my favourite thing to do with this horse is?
Angie: Lick it?.... Pretend to f*ck it?

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I really wish they had live streaming..
 
Josh to Ava: I'm glad you're so eas(il)y (persuaded).

Did anyone get the fish taco quote?
 
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