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The Bachelor 2023

February

I think, therefore I am, I think ...
And who will be watching this, this time around?
Only me, or will there be others? 🤭
 
Holy Shit, the girl with short culy dark hair is nuts! And not good nuts 😮
Oh no, and a German would be dominatrix!
So far all the other girls seem quite "normal"
 
Osher looks like the best catch this year... as long as he doesn't suddenly go into Singing Mask mode!
 
Hehehe, this rose ceremony is hilarious, the German thinking she should have been picked first ... Ooh picked as I type!
 
It's funny how with 23 girls to choose from, they all want to cut each others grass with the same one or two.
 
Apparently Wesley works for Hillsong. I find that offputting. That, and never had a girlfriend but is 32 or 33.
Very off-putting and a bit weird!
And probably a virgin 😐
Not very appealing. I mean you don't want someone who's shagged the whole neighbourhood but a touch of experience might be a bit more appealing.
Unless you're 14/15 🤭
 
Ooh Ellie, Alice Cooper makeup, I've been in the pool mascara smudge or what?
 
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