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Big Brother UK season 15 - SPOILERS

...you never know... when the next housemate gets the power they may have the option to take Helen out of the final and put themselves in it instead... wouldn't that be a shock to her system?... lol!... she'd soon stop being so complacent wouldn't she?... and let's face it... why would Big Brother really allow free passage all the way to the final?... Helen will come undone if that happens methinks... she really does need to make friends in there for when that happens instead of just strutting her stuff with complacency... cheers.

i am so glad you think this is a possibility as well because i was wondering if i should continue watching if they are giving free passes to the end. i am also hating the way that some poor HM will be up every week. you have to think of the financial side to their supporters if this stays as it is. doesn't only affect the person inside, but the wallets of people outside
 
I really dislike Helen.

How bloody trashed was Tamara??

Chris seemed to be getting along OK in today's ep.

Ha! I've known so many Tamaras in my life. It's all shits and giggles until they vomit all over you.
 
...hahaha!... I love that Gif!... funny as... I'm liking Matthew... he's a dark horse that I think could be quite entertaining in the long run...



...hi Lindsay long time no see... I was away for a few months... it's good to see you again!... yeah Toyah said it on her way into the house after talking to Emma... it's funny Lindsay because the first person that I thought of was you when she said it and was wondering what you would have to say about that lol!... it's good to see you again... cheers.


Hey Mr Sticky..nice to see you again.Oh goodness it irritates me so much when people who have never been here claim to be the face of africa,it's annoying...they dont know anything about it.Although Helen is the one I dont like at the moment she is super annoying,dont like Pauline either mainly because she told everyone about Chris's VT
 
Hey Mr Sticky..nice to see you again.Oh goodness it irritates me so much when people who have never been here claim to be the face of africa,it's annoying...they dont know anything about it.Although Helen is the one I dont like at the moment she is super annoying,dont like Pauline either mainly because she told everyone about Chris's VT
I've really soured on Pauline for the same reason you have. Like who care what he said in his VT.
 
Yeah Pauline is pissing me off. So is Helen. Mark and Tamara are also annoying. I also don't like the fact that Matthew who I liked after the 2 part Launch night's has joined the "cool group" of Pauline, Helen, Tamara, Mark, Winston, and Steven.

I am not sure who I like at this stage. Unlike last year in which Dexter and Gina were my clear favourites from the start, I think it will take a week or two for me to find my favourite/s.

With so many bitchy housemates, the house is like a ticking time bomb and I think Toya is going to be in the thick of it involved in a fair few arguments and confrontations and I can not wait. I think Jale is another who could find herself in a couple of arguments with bitches like Helen and Tamara.

At this very early stage I don't mind Christopher and Kimberly seems like a nice, genuine girl.
 
...I really think that Danielle should tread warily when it comes to her playing the 'virgin Catholic girl' card within the house... if she keeps up the premise of being shocked when the other housemates swear or talk about sex and then goes into 'cry mode' to get other housemates to comfort her... it could backfire on her... if they eventually find out about her 'webcam housewife girl' occupation they would probably end up turning on her for pretending to be so 'innocent'... I mean... just imagine this scenario within the near future... ( a little nonsensical whimsy on my part... so don't take offense)... it's a long read but you may like it anyway lol!...

EDIT:... because what I typed in my scenario was over 1,000 characters I've had to post this first and the scenario below... so here's seeing you in the next post below lol!... cheers.







 
...I really think that Danielle should tread warily when it comes to her playing the 'virgin Catholic girl' card within the house... if she keeps up the premise of being shocked when the other housemates swear or talk about sex and then goes into 'cry mode' to get other housemates to comfort her... it could backfire on her... if they eventually find out about her 'webcam housewife girl' occupation they would probably end up turning on her for pretending to be so 'innocent'... I mean... just imagine this scenario within the near future... ( a little nonsensical whimsy on my part... so don't take offense)... it's a long read but you may like it anyway lol!...

EDIT:... because what I typed in my scenario was over 1,000 characters I've had to post this first and the scenario below... so here's seeing you in the next post below lol!... cheers.

Guessing you still writing it LOL
 
Chris the sink pisser:..."yeah anyway Danielle... we're obviously the 'odd ones out' in this house so we need to erm... 'stick together' so to speak"...


Danielle:... "aye... I guess so... but I have to say that I don't really know what you're talking about because I went to a girls finishing school for young ladies and don't really understand 'common talk' I'm afraid"...


Chris the sink pisser:... "well it means that I wouldn't mind shagging you because..."...


Jale:... "Oi!... numbnuts!... get da fuck away from 'er... she told us that she's a virgin an' she don't need you to be 'anging off 'er... so sod off!"...


Chris the sink pisser:... "but I was only..."...


Jale:... "yeah I know exactly wot you were 'only' going to want... so naff off!... (Jale takes a few puffs on her cigarette)... fuckin' slug-ball sink pisser"...


...(Chris the sink pisser slowly skulks off)...


Jale:..."alright Danielle... you're wiv me... come an sit ova 'ere and we'll 'ave a chat eh?"...


Danielle:... "ooooh thankyou Jale'... I wasn't too sure what Chris was talking about because I went to a girls finishing school for young ladies and don't really understand 'common tal'... oh beg my pardon... I mean uncommonly tall people like him"...


Jale:... "um... yeah woteva... any'ow... wots' wiv the Jale' shit?... me names Jale wivout da fancy bit on the end okay?... wot do you do for a crust Danielle?"... (Takes another puff)...


Danielle:... "a crust?... oh I'm so sorry Jale' but I don't really know what you're talking about because I went to a girls finishing school for young ladies and don't really understand"...


Jale:..."oh me fuckin' gawd... cut the fuckin' Jale' shit... it's Jale wivout da fancy bit on the end get it?... an' cut the... 'I've been to fuckin' finishin' school'... shit alright miss fuckin' lah-de-dah or else me an' you are gonna 'ave a barney alright?... (Danielle nods her head)... wot do ya do for a job... you know... wot do ya do to earn money?"... (another couple of puffs)...


Danielle:... "oh!... now I understand!... well... I'm a 'webcam housewife' girl"...


Jale:..."do wot?... wot da fuck is a 'webcam 'ousewife girl' when it's at 'ome?"... (a quick puff)...


Danielle:... "well what it is... men ring me up and talk to me and then pay me money... lots of money in fact!"...


Jale:..."wot da fuck?... wot... are you a sex-line operator or sumfing?"... (a couple of more deep puffs)...


Danielle:... "oooh no!... there's no sex involved... I'm a virgin you know!"... and also I've been to a girls finishing school for young ladies after all"...


Jale:... "you fuckin' say dat one more time and I'll nut ya miss fuckin' la-de-dah!... now!... are you tellin' me that geezers ring you up an' talk to you and then pay you money for it?... wot type of blokes talk to you?"... (puff puff puff)...


Danielle:... "all different types... bankers... politicians... TV stars..."...


Jale:... "ow much do ya get paid for dis?"... (lots of deep quick puffs)...


Danielle:... "well because I'm a good Catholic virgin girl I get paid 10 pounds a minute!"...


...(Jale swallows her cigarette)...


Jale:... "1o! ... 10!... 10 fuckin' quid a minute???????... 10 fuckin' quid a fuckin' minute???????... 'ow da fuck... 'ow da fuck does a virgin make... make... make... there's not a fuckin virgin on this bleedin' planet dat can make 10 fuckin' quid a minute from a man wivout layin on 'er bleedin' back for it!... no fuckin' way!''...


Danielle:... "I've also got lots of boyfriends and they're all footballers... they treat me like a lady because I'm a virgin and have been to a ladies fini... um... because I'm a good virginal Catholic girl"...


Jale:... "you've gotta be tugging my fuckin' chain... you're 'aving a lend of me ain't ya????... you've got lots of fuckin' footballer boyfriends and you're still a fuckin' virgin?... ow da fuck do ya make dat much money and 'ave footballer boyfriends and still stay a fuckin' virgin?????... 'ow can ya???????"...


Danielle:..."it's a service I provide... and that's helping someone and obviously our faith believes to help people and that's exactly what I feel I'm doing... is there something wrong with that Jale'?... I don't understand?"...


Jale:... "you're a fuckin' online sex worker an' you make 10 fuckin' quid a fuckin' minute and ere's me getting rid of dat slug-ball sink pisser Chris because I thought you was a fuckin' poor innocent fuckin' virgin... DAT'S WOTS FUCKIN' WRONG MISS LA-DE-FUCKIN'-DAH CATHOLIC VIRGIN GIRL!!!!!"...


...(Jale gets up and 'nut's her'... (headbutts her)... Danielle drops to the ground)...


...(all of the other housemates coming running over)... Chris the sink pisser asks what's happening...


...(Jale starts to storm off)...


Jale:..."a fuckin' virgin my fuckin' arse!!!!... she's yours slug-ball sink pisser... I hope you've got ya credit card on ya and 'ave a lot of dosh in da fuckin' bank mate!!!!... fuckin' keep calling me JALE' the posh bitch!...I'll fuckin' give 'er fuckin' Jale'... wot a fuckin' lying bitch!!!!!... she's played us all for prize plonkers she 'as!!!!!... Bitch!!!!!"...


...(Jale storms off to the Diary room to be evicted)...


...(Danielle wakes up to find Chris the sink pisser fondling her tits)...


Danielle:... "oooooh what... what happened?... hey what are you doing fondling my virgin Catholic girl breasts???"...


Chris the sink pisser:... "oh!... erm... um... I was just making sure that they weren't fractured or something... you might have fractured your... um... frontal clavicallic breastal platus... but don't worry... they're okay... both of them... they're so bloody alright...they're so... um... erm... best to be safe than sorry eh?"...


Danielle:... "oooooh!... I guess so... okay... thankyou... oh!... I have such a bad headache!"...


Chris the sink pisser:... "right then... how about a shag?"...



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...as I say... she wants to be careful playing the 'virgin Catholic girl' card within the house... she could come so undone by it... :biggrin:... cheers.
 
...hahaha!... Lyndsay... it all came undone when I tried to split it into two... I had to redo the coloured type... oh well it's done now lol!... be careful... there's literally lots of colourful language in it... :D cheers.
 
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Interesting video. I'm really liking Jale in that video. Now Danielle on the other hand... Not so much. Like most people have said here. How could you go onto BB and not be aware and mentally prepare for all the penis size talk. Now I don't like to hear that kind of stuff either, but I have no control on what people say. It's like Danielle thinks her needs are more important than everyone else.
 
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...yeah it was an interesting video Inigo... (especially since my post above lol!)... it seems that Jale was trying to warn her about something but Danielle never shut up long enough for her to give it... I'm actually surprised that Jale did not get the upper hand in that conversation... I would've thought that she would have been in total control of the situation... maybe I've mis-read Jale... time will tell I guess... :wideyed:... cheers.
 
...yeah it was an interesting video Inigo... (especially since my post above lol!)... it seems that Jale was trying to warn her about something but Danielle never shut up long enough for her to give it... I'm actually surprised that Jale did not get the upper hand in that conversation... I would've thought that she would have been in total control of the situation... maybe I've mis-read Jale... time will tell I guess... :wideyed:... cheers.
I think Jale was trying to tell Danielle something but realised that Danielle is having a bit of a rant and it's just best to let her get it out.
 
I think Jale was trying to tell Danielle something but realised that Danielle is having a bit of a rant and it's just best to let her get it out.

...you're right methinks... Jale seems to be a pretty clued-up girl to me... as you say... she probably saw that letting her just rant would be better... good call Inigo... cheers.
 
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...well there you have it... question #1 really sums it up doesn't it?... when she gets evicted she'll be in for a long haul with the media when all of this is revealed... you'd have to think that Big Brother would've been fully aware of her rather 'un-virginal' background before she went in... I guess that Big Brother figures it will be a lot of good publicity for them later down the track as with Helen's checkered past... cheers.
 
...well there you have it... question #1 really sums it up doesn't it?... when she gets evicted she'll be in for a long haul with the media when all of this is revealed... you'd have to think that Big Brother would've been fully aware of her rather 'un-virginal' background before she went in... I guess that Big Brother figures it will be a lot of good publicity for them later down the track as with Helen's checkered past... cheers.

if Danielle's 'clients' do have lots of money she won't be going anywhere for a long time, not if they want her to take their calls, and provide miscellaneous pleasures
 
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