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Which housemate had the largest c*ck this year?
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Natty
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There were some HMs (possibly Ben and someone else) that were talking about how "short" Ray was. I instantly thought they were talking about his size, but I'm pretty sure they just referring to his personality.
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Meow
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I can tell who has a big dick just by analyzing their posture, frame, height and confidence, trust me, I've spent a lifetime researching and using it to scope out potential suitors. Anyhoooooo
Small dicks:
Michael (we saw proof). Short, relies on "smarts" too much because he's not confident with the rest of himself
Sam: overly cocky..almost fake cocky, if you under confident = small dick, but over confident also means small dick. Also, he seems short.. Short man syndrome shines through SMALL PEEN.
Ray- constantly sucking up to people like Sam, plus the fake cocky personality, being OCD about his muscles being big to make up for something else being small? SMALL PACKAGE
Bigger than average:
Josh - you can tell this because he isn't overly cocky, yet he still oozes confidence. Men with packages don't have to try too hard, yet they don't act self conscious either. He is also tall. And Ava wouldn't settle for a small peen. You can just tell she sone of those girls that needs a penis the size of a shuttle bus to satisfy her grand canyon.
Brad- look how confident that kid was, even with his dorkiness,, he had the balls to say some pretty harsh things, makes me think he's packing it. Also, ugly guys tend to have big packages.. Don't ask why, but I think it has something to do with compensation for their ugly looks or awkward personality.. God feels sorry for them because they have trouble pulling chicks, so when a chick does give him the time of day, she is rewarded by a big package.. Like an unexpected little gift for not being shallow!
George- because he is black, I'm sure his weener is big.. But then again..once my friend was dating this black guy and his Wang was actually average, which is small for a black guy.. Women get their hoes up.. Black guys have to live up to more because women are already expecting a mega schlonga.. So I'd say bigger than average, but not that big when comparing other guys of his race because something about his personality just gives me the impression that its not humungous.
Average:
Ben.. I've seem alot of gay porn.. They tend to have average-ish 6inchers.. Which is fine.. 6inches is definitely enough to satisfy a women..anything under 5inches you suck though, and better use your god damn tongue.
Ryan- Ryan again doesn't have the cocky attitude, he is confident, but he is a model so youd almost expect him to be over cocky, but he isn't so it makes me think he doesn't need to force it because his penis size is decent.. Though because he is super model hot, I suspect his peen isn't huge.. Guys tend to get one or the other, looks or peen, and he got looks , so for that, he should have a small one, but taking the confidence into play, it evens out, so I'd say he has an average penis size. 6inch.
Out of all of them, I'd guess George has the biggest, followed by Josh, then Bradley, then Benjamin, Ryan, Michael, ray, Sam.
Sam is the loser here, but he would have a thick but short dick, some would debate that girth is more important than length, I believe the term is "I want to feel it, not touch my kidneys" meaning I'd like it to push open the walls of my vagina, not slide through undetected.
Ray would have a thin penis, slightly short than average. 5inch?
Michael, well no surprises there.. We saw his boner outline after his estlle make out session. It's just as I expected, slightly thicker than average but shorter than average too. Sam would have a similar shape, but shorter and thicker.. Same resolution though. Very red in color. Red pubes too.
Ryan. Ryan would be about 6inches with average birth and length ..just an average sort Of penis, it would be quite pale in appearance, not those heavily reddish ones.. It'd be pretty and pale pink and not look like a burst blood vessel like most penises. And he would shave all his pubic hair.
Ben- itd be really curved like a banana, average length , slightly thinner than average girth. Reddish is color. Shaved, but with a male brazilIan snail trial.
Brad- my psychic abilities are trying to block this out to protect me from emotional trauma I think.. I can't get a clear sense of it like the others, but I'd imagine it'd be yuck. He wouldn't have much hair down there, not from shaving though, just from general lack of pubes yet.. Thinner than average, but long. Permanent hand print indented in from his constant penis touching.
Josh- average girth, long penis. Trimmed.
George- thicker than average, shorter than average compared to his race. Thick coarse pubic hair. Coughing up a fur ball after fellatio.
I wonder how all the men are going without jerking the gherkin for so long.. I've heard men start turning insane after only a few days without.. Maybe that's why some of the HMs are so snappy.. It'd be waayy too scary to try to do it under the blankets with others aeound.. They hear everything and people constantly get up to pee.. And you can't do it in the toilets because there's a camera right on you and you'd know BB is watching and probably go soft.
It'd also be hard to defecate with BB watching, especially for the girls. Itd be horrible. It'd be horrible for the girls to have to walk around with a hairy muff too.. It'd be uncomfortable.
Small dicks:
Michael (we saw proof). Short, relies on "smarts" too much because he's not confident with the rest of himself
Sam: overly cocky..almost fake cocky, if you under confident = small dick, but over confident also means small dick. Also, he seems short.. Short man syndrome shines through SMALL PEEN.
Ray- constantly sucking up to people like Sam, plus the fake cocky personality, being OCD about his muscles being big to make up for something else being small? SMALL PACKAGE
Bigger than average:
Josh - you can tell this because he isn't overly cocky, yet he still oozes confidence. Men with packages don't have to try too hard, yet they don't act self conscious either. He is also tall. And Ava wouldn't settle for a small peen. You can just tell she sone of those girls that needs a penis the size of a shuttle bus to satisfy her grand canyon.
Brad- look how confident that kid was, even with his dorkiness,, he had the balls to say some pretty harsh things, makes me think he's packing it. Also, ugly guys tend to have big packages.. Don't ask why, but I think it has something to do with compensation for their ugly looks or awkward personality.. God feels sorry for them because they have trouble pulling chicks, so when a chick does give him the time of day, she is rewarded by a big package.. Like an unexpected little gift for not being shallow!
George- because he is black, I'm sure his weener is big.. But then again..once my friend was dating this black guy and his Wang was actually average, which is small for a black guy.. Women get their hoes up.. Black guys have to live up to more because women are already expecting a mega schlonga.. So I'd say bigger than average, but not that big when comparing other guys of his race because something about his personality just gives me the impression that its not humungous.
Average:
Ben.. I've seem alot of gay porn.. They tend to have average-ish 6inchers.. Which is fine.. 6inches is definitely enough to satisfy a women..anything under 5inches you suck though, and better use your god damn tongue.
Ryan- Ryan again doesn't have the cocky attitude, he is confident, but he is a model so youd almost expect him to be over cocky, but he isn't so it makes me think he doesn't need to force it because his penis size is decent.. Though because he is super model hot, I suspect his peen isn't huge.. Guys tend to get one or the other, looks or peen, and he got looks , so for that, he should have a small one, but taking the confidence into play, it evens out, so I'd say he has an average penis size. 6inch.
Out of all of them, I'd guess George has the biggest, followed by Josh, then Bradley, then Benjamin, Ryan, Michael, ray, Sam.
Sam is the loser here, but he would have a thick but short dick, some would debate that girth is more important than length, I believe the term is "I want to feel it, not touch my kidneys" meaning I'd like it to push open the walls of my vagina, not slide through undetected.
Ray would have a thin penis, slightly short than average. 5inch?
Michael, well no surprises there.. We saw his boner outline after his estlle make out session. It's just as I expected, slightly thicker than average but shorter than average too. Sam would have a similar shape, but shorter and thicker.. Same resolution though. Very red in color. Red pubes too.
Ryan. Ryan would be about 6inches with average birth and length ..just an average sort Of penis, it would be quite pale in appearance, not those heavily reddish ones.. It'd be pretty and pale pink and not look like a burst blood vessel like most penises. And he would shave all his pubic hair.
Ben- itd be really curved like a banana, average length , slightly thinner than average girth. Reddish is color. Shaved, but with a male brazilIan snail trial.
Brad- my psychic abilities are trying to block this out to protect me from emotional trauma I think.. I can't get a clear sense of it like the others, but I'd imagine it'd be yuck. He wouldn't have much hair down there, not from shaving though, just from general lack of pubes yet.. Thinner than average, but long. Permanent hand print indented in from his constant penis touching.
Josh- average girth, long penis. Trimmed.
George- thicker than average, shorter than average compared to his race. Thick coarse pubic hair. Coughing up a fur ball after fellatio.
I wonder how all the men are going without jerking the gherkin for so long.. I've heard men start turning insane after only a few days without.. Maybe that's why some of the HMs are so snappy.. It'd be waayy too scary to try to do it under the blankets with others aeound.. They hear everything and people constantly get up to pee.. And you can't do it in the toilets because there's a camera right on you and you'd know BB is watching and probably go soft.
It'd also be hard to defecate with BB watching, especially for the girls. Itd be horrible. It'd be horrible for the girls to have to walk around with a hairy muff too.. It'd be uncomfortable.
are you single?
i wear size 14 crepes my dick is 8 inches but the internet says it should be bigger? Are you doing a thesis?
zelda
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Better question are they insane?
Zapp
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I doubt skinny man Bradley would have the 3rd largest schlong in the house.
i hear he is hung like an alpacca he just isn't sure how to swing it
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sylvannest
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DAFUQ DID I JUST READ??!!!!
Oh sweety, take it from a gay man. They're not all average size. You clearly have not watched enough gay porn to get even remotely close to the truth.
sylvan ask mut he is very gay i am straight but thinking of defecting
i am a diver...mostly muff diving
tess
Fangirl
gaaez
if i grow my hair long and have natural blond streaks and surf big waves and women like me should i rock back
Spoken like a true virgin, whose only understanding of sexuality is based on tacky porn, google and the out dated Picture Magazines she buys from the Endeavour shop for 10 cents a pop.
But where there is a middled aged bitter ugly virgin and a forum, there is hope!
PM me, we have a male forum member in here, who would be PERFECT for you!
You can both go at it like leaky uncoordinated circus freaks.