Witty Banter
I see brinkpeople.
I think you like the idea of being a tortured poet for enigma value. I think you're pretty relaxed and comfortable in your box.
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Columbo
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i haven't written anything tortured for a while though. or at least since late january.
Witty Banter
I see brinkpeople.
Good. It was time to turn all that aching into chillaxing.
Columbo
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and into positive toastmaster speeches! no one wants to hear something negative for seven minutes!
Columbo
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ideas for next speech.
- Agatha Christie? Murder of Roger Ackroyd? Spoiler? For an ninety year old book.
- One point. Seven minutes? Three or more points stifles the speech.
- Harry Potter. Magic? Good v evil? Probably a bit too big.
- Should i make it more serious. no i don't think so i'm not sure i would be good with a serious speech.
- Make it something i am passionate about. something that i will still be excited to talk about in five years time.
- Agatha Christie? Murder of Roger Ackroyd? Spoiler? For an ninety year old book.
- One point. Seven minutes? Three or more points stifles the speech.
- Harry Potter. Magic? Good v evil? Probably a bit too big.
- Should i make it more serious. no i don't think so i'm not sure i would be good with a serious speech.
- Make it something i am passionate about. something that i will still be excited to talk about in five years time.
hooleydooley
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How about a speech about why and how and when, people use chat forums
Mooseface
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You probably know more about parenting than you do about ghost moose though??!?
Columbo
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I am a world expert in ghost moose though! People come from miles and miles around the world to hear me pontificate on the subject. They traverse violent volcanoes and salty seas that roar like a grumpy lion that has just lost some money. For these people can hear my soul beating. They know how much i know about ghost moose.
Parenting tips? I have no clue.
Columbo
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Very interesting idea. Talk about how distance of communication doesn't prevent emotions. We are still painfully human online. We are not emotionless monsters.
Columbo
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Why do you say that?
Mooseface
Little known member
To freak everyone OUT. Are y'all freaked out????
Witty Banter
I see brinkpeople.
I've seen the emotion with my own three eyes! I count the pineal one.
Columbo
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No. I'm trying to practice stoicism.
Columbo
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Water Bottle
Extremely important for staying quenched and making sure the food goes down. Nothing better than some cool refreshing water hitting the back of one's throat! But careful not to drink too much otherwise you might start to turn into a fish! And you don't want that do you? I'm pretty sure you would like to still be human. If you were a fish you wouldn't be able to post on here. Fish can't type on computers. It is just not possible.
Rating: 7 out of 10 Tina Arena's.
Extremely important for staying quenched and making sure the food goes down. Nothing better than some cool refreshing water hitting the back of one's throat! But careful not to drink too much otherwise you might start to turn into a fish! And you don't want that do you? I'm pretty sure you would like to still be human. If you were a fish you wouldn't be able to post on here. Fish can't type on computers. It is just not possible.
Rating: 7 out of 10 Tina Arena's.
Columbo
Never again
I need to wear my glasses more often. But for some reason I don't. Why reepbot why?
Water Bottle
Extremely important for staying quenched and making sure the food goes down. Nothing better than some cool refreshing water hitting the back of one's throat! But careful not to drink too much otherwise you might start to turn into a fish! And you don't want that do you? I'm pretty sure you would like to still be human. If you were a fish you wouldn't be able to post on here. Fish can't type on computers. It is just not possible.
Rating: 7 out of 10 Tina Arena's.
Plastic Water Bottles like pictured aren't good for you. You are basically poisoning yourself if you reuse it more than once.
Columbo
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Dinosaur
Dinosaur. Looks cool doesn't it? No, of course it doesn't. Dinosaurs can kill. With their sharp teeth and angry eyes. We have all seen the documentary Jurassic Park. We know how dangerous these creatures are. So stay safe and always keeps your eyes out for dinosaurs.
Rating: 3 out of 10 Tina Arena's.
Dinosaur. Looks cool doesn't it? No, of course it doesn't. Dinosaurs can kill. With their sharp teeth and angry eyes. We have all seen the documentary Jurassic Park. We know how dangerous these creatures are. So stay safe and always keeps your eyes out for dinosaurs.
Rating: 3 out of 10 Tina Arena's.
Witty Banter
I see brinkpeople.
They must have moved slowly to require anti-pigeon poop spikes. Imagine if pigeon poop caused the extinction.Dinosaur
Dinosaur. Looks cool doesn't it? No, of course it doesn't. Dinosaurs can kill. With their sharp teeth and angry eyes. We have all seen the documentary Jurassic Park. We know how dangerous these creatures are. So stay safe and always keeps your eyes out for dinosaurs.
Rating: 3 out of 10 Tina Arena's.
Era of dinosaurs.
Era of pigeons pooping on dinosaurs.
Era of pigeons.
Columbo
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That would be quite something!
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