I did retch at the thought of the faecal bacteria you ingested. As a germophobe, it's so gross that your whole body is overwhelmed by someone else's butt bacteria. It made me wash my hands 60 times instead of 50, and the sound of your self-pity bellyaching rang loudly, as I don't get sick and don't want to start now. Burn your sheets!
See now that makes sense. Finally you have shared a version of your existence which is actually believable.
You are an isolated germaphobe, who never gets sick, but is so obsessed with germs you spend your life alone and online with a can of Glen 20 and a container of antibacterial wipes.
Symptoms of mental illness are often normal behaviours to the extreme.
Hand washing = normal
Hand washing due to someone online sharing they had gastroenteritis = extreme
Being outraged = normal
Being outraged and spraying "extortionist" in every thread for one whole month = extreme
Imagining someone's body = normal
Imagining someone's body and envisioning cephalic and basic veins = extreme
Playing FarmVille = normal
Playing FarmVille and thinking that makes you a hobby farmer = extreme
Being angry/upset = normal
Being angry/upset and tourettsing "Trala Trollop OT clique" 150 times a day = extreme
Being online on a forum = normal
Being online on a forum 24/7 = extreme
Having a problem with a few people = normal
Having a problem with every person you have encountered in either the OT or Reepbot thread = extreme
Read the array of responses you receive in here from all groupthinks, cliques, tards and meepers. There is a common denominator and it comes in the responses to your level of extreme dysfunction. You are the only person who doesn't see it.