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Witty Banter said:
Given my intention is to spend a year prettying it up and to sell it, I have no idea why you are jealous.

I do know the only Swiss cheese are your cephalic and basilic veins :)
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We cleared that up already. Read back.

Then what are you doing in here 24/7?

Again, while I am no hobby farmer, I assume to "pretty it up" you need to first open the front door and step out.

We learned yesterday you like to count and tally the minutes I am in this forum, but I am unclear as to how much time you waste a day imagining my body?

FYI counting the minutes I am online + excessive Trala/Trollop mentions + spending hours imagining my body/my life = unhealthy obsession
 
Trala said:
We cleared that up already. Read back.

Then what are you doing in here 24/7?

Again, while I am no hobby farmer, I assume to "pretty it up" you need to first open the front door and step out.

We learned yesterday you like to count and tally the minutes I am in this forum, but I am unclear as to how much time do you waste a day imagining my body?

FYI counting the minutes I am online + excessive Trala/Trollop mentions + spending hours imagining my body/my life = unhealthy obsession
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I did retch at the thought of the faecal bacteria you ingested. As a germophobe, it's so gross that your whole body is overwhelmed by someone else's butt bacteria. It made me wash my hands 60 times instead of 50, and the sound of your self-pity bellyaching rang loudly, as I don't get sick and don't want to start now. Burn your sheets!
 
Witty Banter said:
I did retch at the thought of the faecal bacteria you ingested. As a germophobe, it's so gross that your whole body is overwhelmed by someone else's butt bacteria. It made me wash my hands 60 times instead of 50, and the sound of your self-pity bellyaching rang loudly, as I don't get sick and don't want to start now. Burn your sheets!
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LOL and LOL and LOL for FS she is a NURSE and got the bad end of a bad deal LOL - HAHA - witty you remind me of my sister that ended up with skin problems, because she washed her hands 100 x times because a puppy was licking her hands with LOVE
 
Witty Banter said:
I did retch at the thought of the faecal bacteria you ingested. As a germophobe, it's so gross that your whole body is overwhelmed by someone else's butt bacteria. It made me wash my hands 60 times instead of 50, and the sound of your self-pity bellyaching rang loudly, as I don't get sick and don't want to start now. Burn your sheets!
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as tutty would say - that might have been a flirt ;)
 
Witty Banter said:
I did retch at the thought of the faecal bacteria you ingested. As a germophobe, it's so gross that your whole body is overwhelmed by someone else's butt bacteria. It made me wash my hands 60 times instead of 50, and the sound of your self-pity bellyaching rang loudly, as I don't get sick and don't want to start now. Burn your sheets!
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See now that makes sense. Finally you have shared a version of your existence which is actually believable.

You are an isolated germaphobe, who never gets sick, but is so obsessed with germs you spend your life alone and online with a can of Glen 20 and a container of antibacterial wipes.

Symptoms of mental illness are often normal behaviours to the extreme.

Hand washing = normal
Hand washing due to someone online sharing they had gastroenteritis = extreme

Being outraged = normal
Being outraged and spraying "extortionist" in every thread for one whole month = extreme

Imagining someone's body = normal
Imagining someone's body and envisioning cephalic and basic veins = extreme

Playing FarmVille = normal
Playing FarmVille and thinking that makes you a hobby farmer = extreme

Being angry/upset = normal
Being angry/upset and tourettsing "Trala Trollop OT clique" 150 times a day = extreme

Being online on a forum = normal
Being online on a forum 24/7 = extreme

Having a problem with a few people = normal
Having a problem with every person you have encountered in either the OT or Reepbot thread = extreme

Read the array of responses you receive in here from all groupthinks, cliques, tards and meepers. There is a common denominator and it comes in the responses to your level of extreme dysfunction. You are the only person who doesn't see it.
 
Trala said:
See now that makes sense. Finally you have shared a version of your existence which is actually believable.

You are an isolated germaphobe, who never gets sick, but is so obsessed with germs you spend your life alone and online with a can of Glen 20 and a container of antibacterial wipes.

Symptoms of mental illness are often normal behaviours to the extreme.

Hand washing = normal
Hand washing due to someone online sharing they had gastroenteritis = extreme

Being outraged = normal
Being outraged and spraying "extortionist" in every thread for one whole month = extreme

Imagining someone's body = normal
Imagining someone's body and envisioning cephalic and basic veins = extreme

Playing FarmVille = normal
Playing FarmVille and thinking that makes you a hobby farmer = extreme

Being angry/upset = normal
Being angry/upset and tourettsing "Trala Trollop OT clique" 150 times a day = extreme

Being online on a forum = normal
Being online on a forum 24/7 = extreme

Having a problem with a few people = normal
Having a problem with every person you have encountered in either the OT or Reepbot thread = extreme

Read the array of responses you receive in here from all groupthinks, cliques, tards and meepers. There is a common denominator and it comes in the responses to your level of extreme dysfunction. You are the only person who doesn't see it.
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Obsessed much? :p ;)
 
Witty Banter said:
Friendly advice to find all your woollen blankets you have and buckets of water. I tried fighting a fire with tools and wished I had taken wet blankets.
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Was that when you owned a Fire Station?

Let me guess, you were able to use the wool from the sheep on loan to knit the blanket and then you used the water for your waterfall to wet it.
 
Trala said:
Was that when you owned a Fire Station?

Let me guess, you were able to use the wool from the sheep on loan to knit the blanket and then you used the water for your waterfall to wet it.
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Your obsession is feeding itself! How many times do you think of my smiling face each day, given it starts at 6AM LOL :p
 
Witty Banter said:
Your obsession is feeding itself! How many times do you think of my smiling face each day, given it starts at 6AM LOL :p
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You're not really LOL'ing though are you?

Your face and smiling don't really go together do they?[DOUBLEPOST=1452204644][/DOUBLEPOST]
Witty Banter said:
Where is the 'basic' vein, Nurse Trollop? Bleachy's forehead?
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Did you LOL as you posted that?

Because if you did, it was lost in translation.
 
I actually thought it was good advice to wet my blankets .......... and I have, now I am worried I was taken the piss out of ....... Oh Man - this is a serious situation here, I am not posting for attention just help ..........
 
Trala said:
Did you LOL as you posted that?
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I did LOL that you don't know the basilic vein, as you could find it in the dark.[DOUBLEPOST=1452204955][/DOUBLEPOST]
hooleydooley said:
I actually thought it was good advice to wet my blankets .......... and I have, now I am worried I was taken the piss out of ....... Oh Man - this is a serious situation here, I am not posting for attention just help ..........
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I was serious, Trala is using your situation for humour.
 
Khun Khun said:
It was good advice.
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I saw a fire on a hill adjoining my property and ran with tools I could find. A spade was useful. A pitchfork was the stupidest tool that was useless. Anything for flattening brush is good. Anything for creating gaps in grass fires. Blankets might have even changed the whole equation. I would also be cutting any tall grass in the area. And dressing more appropriately as the glare from the fire is intense.
 
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