What would reepbot say?

[Columbo]

I was wondering if you'd argue Tina based on facts, or the circumstance that I don't listen to Tina, let alone understand the lyrics.

So which husband (or dalliance) was the Soul Mate sayer?

Ralph Carr?

 

[Columbo]

Hey @Connoisseur, house of cards is so not realistic. It suffers from Frank Underwood being the smartest man in the room, and that is awful writing.

Frank Underwood: Say, I need you to do something for me. Don't worry, nothing bad will happen to you.

Political patsy: Sure thing Mr Underwood.

(Frank Underwood proceeds to stab the poor political patsy in the back)

Frank Underwood (looking at the camera): I do so hate wasting a good knife.

A few episodes later.

Frank Underwood: Hey pathetic political patsy who I humiliated a few episodes before. I want another favor from you.

Political patsy: Well normally I would still be angry with you, but since you are the main character in this show i guess i will have to agree to your request.

(Frank stabs the political patsy in the back again)

Political Patsy: God dammnit!

 

[Connoisseur]

Sad to hear you don't like HoC. It's not for everybody and that's okay.

 

[Columbo]

Sad to hear you don't like HoC. It's not for everybody and that's okay.

I liked it, but i didn't like it as much as the west wing.

 

[Connoisseur]

That's alright, I forgive you rb.

 

[Columbo]

That's alright, I forgive you rb.

Connoisseur forgave me, now my life is complete.

 

[Connoisseur]

Glad to be of service.

 

[Columbo]

why did you choose the name Connoisseur, @Connoisseur?

 

[Connoisseur]

I have an eye and appreciation for the finer things in life (i.e. the female form, music, films, etc.. ).

That and it sounds pretty 'cool'.

 

[Columbo]

I have an eye and appreciation for the finer things in life (i.e. the female form, music, films, etc.. ).

That and it sounds pretty 'cool'.

Makes sense.

 

[Connoisseur]

Yeah I assumed it was self explanatory.

 

[Columbo]

Yeah I assumed it was self explanatory.

I just thought you might have had an epic tale to tell involving a life changing decision.

 

[jessy_girl]

I do think of @Connoisseur every time I eat his namesake, which can at times be everyday.

 

[Columbo]

I do think of @Connoisseur every time I eat his namesake, which can at times be everyday.

What about eating the actual @Connoisseur?

 

[jessy_girl]

What about eating the actual @Connoisseur?

Well I've never done such a thing.

 

[Columbo]

Well I've never done such a thing.

Neither have I.

 

[Connoisseur]

I just thought you might have had an epic tale to tell involving a life changing decision.

Sometimes a handle on an internet forum is just a handle to login on an internet forum.

 

[Columbo]

Sometimes a handle on an internet forum is just a handle to login on an internet forum.

I guess so.

 

[Connoisseur]

It's settled then.

 

[Columbo]

Until next time.