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Mooseface said:
Ok REEPbot.... I was thinking What The Hell about Press Gang being set in a High School... BUT I have to concede that when it started Buffy was ALSO set in High School. So I am prepared to give this Press Gang a go. (But ... I do think you should also give Buffy a go. Reciprocal like).[DOUBLEPOST=1453840287][/DOUBLEPOST]
Gream big I say. Because... why not?
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well it is more set in the newsroom then at a high school. but i do understand your apprehension MOOSEface, however i am glad that you are giving it a go. it is a very fine series indeed. you are facing the jelly waves of moments as you make your way across the trecherous path of shirt street. millions of shirts that you have to walk across. but you do, you do cross the shirts. the red ones with the missing buttons, the yellow ones that have holes in them, and all the other colours with their different shapes and sizes. the journey is hazardous, and there are times when you feel just like giving up so the bathtubs can take you back home to mooseland. but you don't give up. no, you don't give up because you are the mooseface and the mooseface never gives up. so you continue, step by step you continue. your hearts are strong as you make your way across all those shirts. finally you finish walking on shirt street and you get a medal. it is chocolate, you are sad because you wanted an avacado. so you make them give them an avacado with your commanding voice. 'mooooseface needs avacado....NOW!' you shout to them. but there are no avacados left. they are all gone. every single one of them. no one knows what happened to all the avacados. they think that they were all destroyed in the great avacado war of ewst43. stunned at this development you try to create a new avacado. you hire people to help you in this endeavour. day and night you try to crreate just one avacdo. just the one to see if you can do it. minutes become hours become days become weeks become months become years become decades as you spend the rest of your life trying to create it. trying to make an avacado. your workers leave you over the years as they rrealise that there will be no avacados made at all. every single one of them leave you, but you don't care. you think of them as fools, you know that you are right. why? because you are mooseface, the most moosiest mooseface that ever faced a moose. for you an avacado is something that you desire and you will continue to try and make one for the rest of your life.
 
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well it is more set in the newsroom then at a high school. but i do understand your apprehension MOOSEface, however i am glad that you are giving it a go. it is a very fine series indeed. you are facing the jelly waves of moments as you make your way across the trecherous path of shirt street. millions of shirts that you have to walk across. but you do, you do cross the shirts. the red ones with the missing buttons, the yellow ones that have holes in them, and all the other colours with their different shapes and sizes. the journey is hazardous, and there are times when you feel just like giving up so the bathtubs can take you back home to mooseland. but you don't give up. no, you don't give up because you are the mooseface and the mooseface never gives up. so you continue, step by step you continue. your hearts are strong as you make your way across all those shirts. finally you finish walking on shirt street and you get a medal. it is chocolate, you are sad because you wanted an avacado. so you make them give them an avacado with your commanding voice. 'mooooseface needs avacado....NOW!' you shout to them. but there are no avacados left. they are all gone. every single one of them. no one knows what happened to all the avacados. they think that they were all destroyed in the great avacado war of ewst43. stunned at this development you try to create a new avacado. you hire people to help you in this endeavour. day and night you try to crreate just one avacdo. just the one to see if you can do it. minutes become hours become days become weeks become months become years become decades as you spend the rest of your life trying to create it. trying to make an avacado. your workers leave you over the years as they rrealise that there will be no avacados made at all. every single one of them leave you, but you don't care. you think of them as fools, you know that you are right. why? because you are mooseface, the most moosiest mooseface that ever faced a moose. for you an avacado is something that you desire and you will continue to try and make one for the rest of your life.
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You do know there IS actually an avocado shortage happening in Australia now, right?
 
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reepbot said:
uh oh.
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No need for alarm Reepbot. No agent no matter how skilfully trained over decades from experts in the field could humanly keep up the mooseyness.
Sometimes a Moose is just a moose.
And I like our Moose.
How many forums can boast a german mooseface?
Not many I bet!
 
PRESS GANG EPISODE 3 : ONE EASY LESSON

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Just another day at school.

Fashion I love the fashion on this show. They don't give a damn how they dress on 'Press Gang', all they care about is getting the story. I hate how people can be so obsessed with fashion. It really is quite weird to me. Obsessing over what goes with what and all the different stupid rules that you have to follow. I don't really know all the rules, but i bet there is a lot of them and they all make hardly any sense at all. But enough how awful i think fashion is, because the more important thing that i want to get across is that i love the way these characters dress on this show. Like they clearly don't give a fuck about what they are wearing in terms of it being "fashionable" or not.

The ping pong balls, or more to the point the half ping pong balls, was a great running gag during the episode. Colin trying to sell one hundred thousand ping pong balls that were sliced in half was very amusing to watch. Seeing him trying to sell all those things was not only very funny, but it also gave you an insight into his character. How he was very optimistic even in the face of adversity, and how obsessed he is with money. I shall talk about his money obsession more during future reviews. But nevertheless this episode was a great showcase for the character of Colin. I really don't think I could ever manage to sell all those ping pong balls. To do that you need a lot of optimism, and even though I can be optimistic about some things, most other things I can have a pretty negative view point.

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Fuzz said:
No need for alarm Reepbot. No agent no matter how skilfully trained over decades from experts in the field could humanly keep up the mooseyness.
Sometimes a Moose is just a moose.
And I like our Moose.
How many forums can boast a german mooseface?
Not many I bet!
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new developments for the reepbot report?
 
reepbot said:
that is ok. sorry for it being a slow week. my fault. need to be more inspired. i need to inspire myself. i will try to post more for you.
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We cant make the news Reepbot. It has to occur. But of course journalistic embellishment is expected when even trivial events occur.
Slow weeks. Fast weeks. Those damn in-between weeks. But something always will happen.
Im thinking of starting a fuzzyfunnyz spot where I report on things I have found funny on TV or the net and want to share with others.
Im not sure this would be enough to merit its own thread but maybe I could include it on one night a week on the Reepbot Report?
 
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