I see brinkpeople.
They found human DNA in el'coopo's hamburger mince so it had to be thrown out. It's pavlova for main course.
You should read this series I am reading 'the Rivers of London'. (Currently Foxglove Summer). I think that possibly actually happened. It MAY have been sans broom...i can tell a story about the time two golden river fairies went and raced a broom around a circus tent!