What would Reepbot say (4)

Fuzz

Well-Known Member
Nah, Stassi isn't a first lady. She's a president
On the surface, yes.
But being the First Lady she could achieve so much more.
Directly influence the world by wielding her power of influence in the White house bedroom.
Divert opposition attention to her "husband" whilst still holding the real power.
Seducing any White house intern of her choice.
 

Fuzz

Well-Known Member
Obsessed about walls
Chains...
I pretend I can always leave
Free to go whenever I please
But then the sound of my desperate calls
Echo off these dungeon walls
 

reepbot

BUILD THAT WALL!
BUILDING THE WALL

(INIGO IS SITTING AT HIS TABLE THE MORNING AFTER KILLING THE SIX EARED MAN. HE IS EATING A BOWL OF PETUNIAS AND WEARING A MAGA HAT)

INIGO: Ahhh revenge. Nothing fucking tastes sweeter. Except maybes these fucking petunias.

(INIGO PICKS UP A NEWSPAPER. THE HEADLINE READS: TRUMP'S WALL WILL NOT HAPPEN.)

INIGO: They think they can stop the fucking wall. Foolish creatures! To the inigo-go mobile.

(INIGO GOES TO THE INIGO-GO MOBILE AND DRIVES TO THE WHITE HOUSE WHERE HE IS GREETED BY TRUMP.)

TRUMP: Inigo! No more wall. I'm finished. What can we do.

INIGO: Come with me to the border and i'll help you build your fucking wall.

(INIGO AND TRUMP GET IN THE GO-GO MOBILE. ON THE WAY THEY ENCOUNTER THAT MOST DESPICABLE OF CREATURES: A DEMOCRAT!)

DESPICABLE DEMOCRAT: Well if it isn't Trump and.....who the hell are you?

INIGO: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my wall. Prepare to die.

TRUMP: No, don't kill! That's wrong. I would never harm a soul and I expect my friends to be the same.

(AT THAT EXACT MOMENT A BUTTERFLY LANDS ON TRUMP'S NOSE.)

DESPICABLE DEMOCRAT: Typical republican. No guts.

TRUMP: Oh leave us alone you imbecile.

(THE DESPICABLE DEMOCRAT SLINKS OFF INTO THE DISTANCE TO GO TO A NIGHTCLUB. THE HOME FOR ALL DEMOCRATS.)

TRUMP: Come on, let's go build a wall.

INIGO: FUCK YEAH!

TO BE CONTINUED.........

 
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