i entered the gates of hell today, a hell run by hipsters and hippies. yes, that's right, i went to woolworths and coles. the devil's own personal grocery stores. and by devil i meant the hippie hipster devil.
it's like the devil after creating it's magnum opus of evil in nightclubs wasn't satisfied enough and thought to itself "what other hipsterish thing can i do to destroy the very fabric of society....oh, i know....i'll ban plastic bags!"