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What would AntiGretel say?

You never walked a mile in my shoes
Or stood beside me as i cried
Nor watched and screamed with helpless hands
As the heart inside me died

So treat your brother well night and day,
No matter where you start
Cos the same God that made you, made me too
Us men with broken hearts......
 
If I could be you, if you could be me
For just one hour
If we could find a way to get inside
Each other's mind

If you could see you through my eyes
Instead your ego
I believe you'd be, I believe you'd be surprised to see
That you've been blind
 
AntiGretel said:
went to dinner with a girl from online dating site that was so beautiful and so completely out of my league that it looked like i had kidnapped her

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The best disasters on Grand Designs are when the guy is punching above his weight and tripling the mortgage. Say no to two ovens and kitchen chandeliers.
 
bleachy_dude said:
How did it end?
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End?

this is the BEGINNING !!

We KNOW how it all ends:

1. i bang her sister
2. she unFriends me on Facebook
3. i bang her best friend's sister
4. she takes out restraining order
5. i bang out another 5k to my lawyer's trust fund
6. she tells world i have small penis
7. i tell world that even a jumbo jet looks tiny when flying over grand canyon
8. we spend the rest of our days on earth sworn enemies, looking at one another sideways
9. i bang her mom
10. her mom repeats steps 1 thru 9
 
AntiGretel said:
FAVOURITE SCENE OF MY FAVE BRITISH SERIES !!!

If you hear the back story, you will know that the producers told them to do this in one take, and if the chandelier fell, it would come out of their wages

LOLOLOLOL

excellent !!!!
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This scene and the poker game scene,...the best....Great find @reepbot !!!!
 
AntiGretel said:
........and the remainder are spectacular

Thank you ,,,,i am aware .. !! :p

PS.....your posts rock our socks, too !!!

:)
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Actually they are! I always enjoy the next crazy thing you will say. I meant some of them are a lot more personal perhaps and even a little sad, but the way you express is very deep.

I love socks ;)
 
..... to the drama queens and princes ( court jesters ? ) who text cryptic messages where the underlying theme is "we need to talk",,, then ask your educated opinion & delve into your vast worldly knowledge and years of experience,....and then go do what they were gunna do , anyway...to YOU people, i raise a glass and say

" here's to you, sincere and genuine folk, here's to you.....suckn my dick !!! "

Text someone else and learn like the rest of us did in our salad days.....
 
,,,for months i have been counting down that eternal 5 seconds of youtube SKIP AD, only to realize that the reason i could never co-ordinate my finger and the skip ad tab the first attempt WAS NOT AS A RESULT OF YEARS of masturbating and the onset of parkinson's etc, oh no, it is because the youtube people count down 5-4-3-2-1.....and then a ZERO (0)......effectively 6 seconds to synchronize the end of ad

sons of bitchesness !!

Well played markerting dept @ youtube
clap clap
 
AntiGretel said:
,,,for months i have been counting down that eternal 5 seconds of youtube SKIP AD, only to realize that the reason i could never co-ordinate my finger and the skip ad tab the first attempt WAS NOT AS A RESULT OF YEARS of masturbating and the onset of parkinson's etc, oh no, it is because the youtube people count down 5-4-3-2-1.....and then a ZERO (0)......effectively 6 seconds to synchronize the end of ad

sons of bitchesness !!

Well played markerting dept @ youtube
clap clap
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Why don't you use adblocker?
 
AntiGretel said:
,,,for months i have been counting down that eternal 5 seconds of youtube SKIP AD, only to realize that the reason i could never co-ordinate my finger and the skip ad tab the first attempt WAS NOT AS A RESULT OF YEARS of masturbating and the onset of parkinson's etc, oh no, it is because the youtube people count down 5-4-3-2-1.....and then a ZERO (0)......effectively 6 seconds to synchronize the end of ad

sons of bitchesness !!

Well played markerting dept @ youtube
clap clap
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In their defence, they have a lot of countdowning to do at the countcentre.
 
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