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What would AntiGretel say?

Witty Banter said:
Given the opportunity I might, but he was towing his offroad buggy behind his SUV after a day with the army, inbetween flying model helicopters, real helicopters and racing lamborghinis and visiting his six fathered children. I'm basically not accusing anyone of being female.
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Good comeback to a comment in jest based on a stereotypical reference point. Indeed Bruce announced it. Interested to hear the interview. Obviously you wouldn't suggest everyone on a Weetie Box is named Bruce either. :wink:
 
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Witty Banter said:
Now I have King Willy stuck in my head.
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Ha ha, not surprised....a particularly kitsch example of Australian advertising.

It also reminds me of a true story....

I once worked with a personal assistant whose name was Peenagrina.
Every morning it was her job to collect and sign-in all of the willies for the day.
Every evening she would sign them back out, returning them to their rightful owners (it was easy to tell).
She was (of course) nicknamed 'Peena the Penis Keeper', which she thought hilarious as did we all. The lore was obviously designed to prevent willy waving in meetings and to increase productivity...

Actually, it worked for a while until one day PTPK was ill. A Temp attended for the day and some sneaky, practical joker swapped all the name tags around. The next day there were complaints from half of the partners, and the offices of the other half were empty.

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Bluefin said:
Ha ha, not surprised....a particularly kitsch example of Australian advertising.

It also reminds me of a true story....

I once worked with a personal assistant whose name was Peenagrina.
Every morning it was her job to collect and sign-in all of the willies for the day.
Every evening she would sign them back out, returning them to their rightful owners (it was easy to tell).
She was (of course) nicknamed 'Peena the Penis Keeper', which she thought hilarious as did we all. The lore was obviously designed to prevent willy waving in meetings and to increase productivity...

Actually, it worked for a while until one day PTPK was ill. A Temp attended for the day and some sneaky, practical joker swapped all the name tags around. The next day there were complaints from half of the partners, and the offices of the other half were empty.

Terms & Conditions: Upon reading, you agree to indemnify the writer against any liability relating to implied sexism or lowering the tone of this thread. Names have been changed to protect the personal identity rights of individuals.
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HAHHAHAAHAA

Groovy !

I had a personal assistant that i had a crush on once

Thankfully, unReeepBott like, the feeling was mutual

She lived in a tiny apartment, paper thin walls

Listening to her pee was not really my bag, man.

Her sister, however........................................................
 
almost 3pm
blackbirds on the telephone wire
waiting
as I eat yesterday's
forgotten pizza
at 2;59pm
on a quiet Monday arvo.

one shoe in the corner
standing upright
the other laying on it's
side.

yes, some lives were truly made to be
wasted.....................
 
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