What would AntiGretel say?

[Columbo]

Instant Fight Club material right there!

Looks like @delcan is trying to lure @AntiGretel off the fence!

 

[Witty Banter]

I think AntiGretel was fishing to have his man ego stroked, but it reminded me of Spank Rock's Bump.

My view on politics is anti Jacquie Lambie!

 

[delcan]

Yeah, AG was fishing for questions. I think he is very capable of answering my questions

 

[Deleted member 39902]

One in three houses in Queensland have a carpet python in the roof. Why do carpet pythons live in the roof?

 

[delcan]

One in three houses in Queensland have a carpet python in the roof. Why do carpet pythons live in the roof?

#freethecarpetpythons #sparebedroomsforcarpetpythons

 

[Witty Banter]

One in three houses in Queensland have a carpet python in the roof. Why do carpet pythons live in the roof?

And what eats the other 2 out of 3?

 

[delcan]

And what eats the other 2 out of 3?

Queenslanders. I had one for dinner tonight. Not much meat on them.

 

[Witty Banter]

I prefer the Cowboy Boot Python.

 

[Columbo]

One in three houses in Queensland have a carpet python in the roof. Why do carpet pythons live in the roof?

Because they love irony?

 

[Deleted member 39902]

I prefer the Cowbot Boot Python.

Does that involve binary digits?

 

[Witty Banter]

Does that involve binary digits?

Yay nerd jokes so....no, herpedecimal or ophiodecimal.

 

[AntiGretel]

Blatant
Uninformed
Mediocre
Posts

 

[Deleted member 39902]

Given you weren't around, at least we kept the lights on, turfed the empties and wiped the benches down. (And checked the roof for a carpet python. Disappointingly, there wasn't one).

 

[AntiGretel]

Bluefin
Understands
My
Problem

 

[delcan]

Bloody
Uninteresting
Mundane
Posts

 

[AntiGretel]

@bleachy_dude
Underestimated
My
Prowess

 

[tess]

 

[AntiGretel]

Blatantly
Uninteresting
Music
Peoples

 

[Deleted member 39902]

Dear Aunti-Gretel,
I have found a big carpet python in my roof along with a blue tongue.
Any advice you can offer would be greatly appreciated.
Many thanks.

 

[AntiGretel]

Dear Aunti-Gretel,
I have found a big carpet python in my roof along with a blue tongue.
Any advice you can offer would be greatly appreciated.
Many thanks.

.......marry that thang .....