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US 2016 Presidential Election
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Inigo Montoya
The New Dread Pirate Roberts.
Check the Wikileaks for evidence of him selling out.
Inigo Montoya
The New Dread Pirate Roberts.
Libertarian Trump's socialist everyday of the week
Columbo
Never again
wikileaks is a russian propaganda tool.
Inigo Montoya
The New Dread Pirate Roberts.
Nice shame post.[DOUBLEPOST=1484120487][/DOUBLEPOST]
Fake news alert!!!!!
Columbo
Never again
are you a Libertarian?
Inigo Montoya
The New Dread Pirate Roberts.
Columbo
Never again
Inigo Montoya
The New Dread Pirate Roberts.
Where have you got this idea that Wikileaks is Russian propaganda?[DOUBLEPOST=1484121542][/DOUBLEPOST]
I do like what libertarians stand for.[DOUBLEPOST=1484121568][/DOUBLEPOST]Socialism is one step away from communism
Columbo
Never again
Good ol' wikileaks who managed to release all the Democratic emails but none of the Republican ones!
Which was good for Russia who hacked the emails in the first place.
I am not too sure about libertarian beliefs. Seems rather simplistic to me.
Also nothing wrong with Socialism.
Columbo
Never again
Trump, eyes gleaming with eternal malice, looked out upon his vast empire. Out from his 50 metre tall stainless glass windows. To the left of him were a group of dirty orphans trying to eat some rocks for breakfast. To the right a group of men were working on a solid gold statue of Emperor Trump.
Donald smiled to himself as he remembered how far he gone since he had become President. Managing to change the constitution with the help of his Republican worshipers in both the Congress and the senate. Making it so that he could be President for more than just two terms. Changing it from 'President' to 'Emperor'. Crushing any dissent with his own private army. Blood of the innocent seeping down the city streets. Renovating the white house to make a 10,000 room mega mansion for himself.
And now he was on the verge of invading Canada. The first step into total world domination with his bestie Putin. Life for Trump sure was good.
His reminisces were interrupted by a sharp knock at the door.
"Come in." Trump said.
It was his butler Jeeves. A short balding man with downcast grey eyes. Of course his name wasn't really Jeeves. It was Simon, but Trump made him change it when he first hired him decades ago.
"Sorry to disturb you your Majesty, but there is an orphan here to see you." Said Jeeves, bowing reverentially to his master.
"For the last time I don't want to see any dirty orphans, Jeeves!" Exclaimed Trump still looking out of his window.
"He says he has intel on Canada. Also this was part of the deal when you sold your soul to Satan. You have to meet one orphan a year."
"Pfft, I get that intel from twitter. And the devil? He's just a cucked democrap." Trump said, turning around and smiling maliciously at his butler. "But let's bring this pathetic street urchin in for a bit. Only five minutes. I've got to give a sermon on the dangers of equality."
Jeeves, nodding, went outside to fetch the dirty orphan. A fourteen year old lad. Clothes torn and a face weary worn.
"What's your name, lad?" Demanded Trump.
"Aidan." Said the orphan in a hesitating voice.
"And what do you want?"
"I've come here to ask for some food."
"Food? What do you want that for?"
"Well it's for me and my fellow orphans your majesty. We're all starving. Rocks aren't just doing it anymore."
Trump looked at this orphan with disgust he usually reserved for well....orphans. The cheek of that disgusting degenerate asking Emperor Trump for food! Kids these days didn't know how lucky they had it. Back when Trump was a kid he had to put with the steaks from only the second best cows in America! And now these orphans were asking him for food. He should have thrown that fucking cunt to the wolves. Watch them tear his flesh apart with their teeth. What fun that would be! But he wanted to think for a bit. Besides, he could always throw one of his servants to the wolves later.
Silence reigned for a few seconds. Even the hearts of eternal hope froze. Finally, he was ready. Taking a deep breath, Trump began to talk.
"How dare you ask me for food you pathetic pack of shit. What gives you the right to come into my house with your dirty fucking feet and demand me for food? You are nothing. A mere nobody. So get the fuck out of my fucking house you fucking shit before I fucking throw you out!" Screamed Trump. Spit flying everywhere.
"But please, your majesty. Just one slice of bread. Come on, it's Christmas day." Aidan said, eyes tearful and pleading.
"I SAY WHEN IT IS CHRISTMAS!" Yelled Trump. His anger, which he had tried to hold in when meeting this awful orphan, had finally reached its limit.
Picking up Aidan with one hand, Trump threw him out of the 50 meter window. From a height of hundreds of meters. Glass smashing and spirits crashing.
"Your family will pay for my broken window you freak." Yelled Trump to Aidan as the latter fell to his demise as a soon to be bloody corpse.
"Oh boy wait until Putin hears about this at tonight's sleepover!"
Donald smiled to himself as he remembered how far he gone since he had become President. Managing to change the constitution with the help of his Republican worshipers in both the Congress and the senate. Making it so that he could be President for more than just two terms. Changing it from 'President' to 'Emperor'. Crushing any dissent with his own private army. Blood of the innocent seeping down the city streets. Renovating the white house to make a 10,000 room mega mansion for himself.
And now he was on the verge of invading Canada. The first step into total world domination with his bestie Putin. Life for Trump sure was good.
His reminisces were interrupted by a sharp knock at the door.
"Come in." Trump said.
It was his butler Jeeves. A short balding man with downcast grey eyes. Of course his name wasn't really Jeeves. It was Simon, but Trump made him change it when he first hired him decades ago.
"Sorry to disturb you your Majesty, but there is an orphan here to see you." Said Jeeves, bowing reverentially to his master.
"For the last time I don't want to see any dirty orphans, Jeeves!" Exclaimed Trump still looking out of his window.
"He says he has intel on Canada. Also this was part of the deal when you sold your soul to Satan. You have to meet one orphan a year."
"Pfft, I get that intel from twitter. And the devil? He's just a cucked democrap." Trump said, turning around and smiling maliciously at his butler. "But let's bring this pathetic street urchin in for a bit. Only five minutes. I've got to give a sermon on the dangers of equality."
Jeeves, nodding, went outside to fetch the dirty orphan. A fourteen year old lad. Clothes torn and a face weary worn.
"What's your name, lad?" Demanded Trump.
"Aidan." Said the orphan in a hesitating voice.
"And what do you want?"
"I've come here to ask for some food."
"Food? What do you want that for?"
"Well it's for me and my fellow orphans your majesty. We're all starving. Rocks aren't just doing it anymore."
Trump looked at this orphan with disgust he usually reserved for well....orphans. The cheek of that disgusting degenerate asking Emperor Trump for food! Kids these days didn't know how lucky they had it. Back when Trump was a kid he had to put with the steaks from only the second best cows in America! And now these orphans were asking him for food. He should have thrown that fucking cunt to the wolves. Watch them tear his flesh apart with their teeth. What fun that would be! But he wanted to think for a bit. Besides, he could always throw one of his servants to the wolves later.
Silence reigned for a few seconds. Even the hearts of eternal hope froze. Finally, he was ready. Taking a deep breath, Trump began to talk.
"How dare you ask me for food you pathetic pack of shit. What gives you the right to come into my house with your dirty fucking feet and demand me for food? You are nothing. A mere nobody. So get the fuck out of my fucking house you fucking shit before I fucking throw you out!" Screamed Trump. Spit flying everywhere.
"But please, your majesty. Just one slice of bread. Come on, it's Christmas day." Aidan said, eyes tearful and pleading.
"I SAY WHEN IT IS CHRISTMAS!" Yelled Trump. His anger, which he had tried to hold in when meeting this awful orphan, had finally reached its limit.
Picking up Aidan with one hand, Trump threw him out of the 50 meter window. From a height of hundreds of meters. Glass smashing and spirits crashing.
"Your family will pay for my broken window you freak." Yelled Trump to Aidan as the latter fell to his demise as a soon to be bloody corpse.
"Oh boy wait until Putin hears about this at tonight's sleepover!"
Inigo Montoya
The New Dread Pirate Roberts.
Wikileaks didn't have anything from the RNC their security was top notch. Seth Rich was the leaker to Wikileaks... A DNC staff members.... who was shot in the back robbed (tho nothing was taken) The Podesta emails were hacked by a simple phishing scheme. Wikileaks has never released a fake document. They have a 10 year perfect record....
Anyway only 8 days till #MAGA
Columbo
Never again
I thought that they did have Republican stuff but chose not to release it? Which is damn sight suspicious to me.
And i'm not sure if Wikileaks has a 10 year perfect record. As I understand it their method of releasing materials, especially those that are classified, can put a lot of lives at risk. Although i some ways i do like what they are doing.
And yes...only 8 days until #MAGA
With sentence structure like that let's just pray Trump's first port of call is inspiring his loyal followers to focus on basic reading and writing.11 more days! Hell yeah America is going to be doing so much winning under trump bigly
Inigo Montoya
The New Dread Pirate Roberts.
Meh...
Really? That is your response? That is all you have after dramatically counting down and silently lurking, waiting for reactions that you knew would come?
Serious question. Why are you doing this?
Why are you deliberately trying to incite arguments?
Most people who are left in this forum know you, Fiona. And we know you are not this keyboard gangsta who uses terms like "salty" "BTFO" "libtards" "WikiLeaks" "Seth Rich" and "DNC", that there is your latest podcast talking. I understand you have been listening to some stuff you find interesting, which has brought about this sudden fixation on WikiLeaks and your newest hero Trump, but your behaviour is not effective when it comes to changing opinion and attitudes. If you have Trump policies that you think are positive or relevant, share them. But this "USA! USA!" chant you have going is not how to have an effective debate.
So the big question. Did you want to debate politics, or were you just looking for a reason to negatively engage with Reepbot....again?