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Tim Quotes

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lol i love this thread...
Don't like the guy personally, maybe if he stopped acting and putting on a show for us and instead revealed the real him....
But still he cracks me up lol
 
When nominating Tully and BB suggesting it has to do with Drew's attachment to her:

BB: Maybe you're just jealous?
Tim: What!? No way Big Bruthaaa! I don't even LIKE Tully!
 
Tim- where would you hang out if you were a dolphin?

Mik- New castle I think..Where would you hang out?

Tim- I'd travel the world

Mikkayla- but what about your friends?

Tim- I'd meet them along the way.

He's so philosophical ❤
 
Tim explaining how the Halfway House used to work to Boog:

"They were standing at the fence like seagulls going, 'Feed me! Feed me!' I'm like, 'Nup, I'm over it! We're not their zookeepers'."
 
Tahan- I'm going to the toilet
Tim- oh great, now I'm going to be the weirdo waiting out here by myself when Madi comes out of the toilet



Tim- Ed might have a six pack, but I've yet to see any guts.
 
Tim to Boog: "You can train me!"

Tim when he was the merman: "Oh no, there's humans coming". Then he slides into the pool haha!
 
Mademoiselle said:
Great idea for a thread, Tim comes out with the best one-liners.

About everyone Tim has nominated/targeted being evicted -
BB: do you think you might be psychic?
Tim: No it's coz I'm smart!
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He's right, he's hell smart and funny.
 
*Referring to the new female intruders*

Drew: "You've got a short window to get yourself out there"
Tim: "The way I've been rated this week: least hygienic and most annoying. I'm a catch! Ladies, take a number, form an orderly queue. Don't all mob me at once!"
 
During the Day Spa hahaha:

Ed: "Do I need to take my shorts of?"
Tim: "No, what type of day spa do you think this is?"

Tim to Madeline: "You need to defeat the Booga"

Tim to Madeline: "I predict you will fall in love with a man with hair like maggi noodles."

Tim to Tahan: "I need to massage out this long knife in your back".

Madeline: "The honey is where I draw the line"
Tim: "To late lady."

Jade: "What do you see when you look into my future?"
Tim: "Nothing".


These quotes are much funnier when you read them in the elderly Asian accent Tim put on haha!
 
I can't remember it exactly, but it went something like this:
"They're all trying to figure out what's going on inside my head... I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON INSIDE MY HEAD!"
 
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