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white.rice said:
I should probably know this but what's Pilot?
Haha he probably was quoting Pilot. I've just been getting symbolism from Macbeth hammered into me so I'm seeing it in places where it doesn't exist. There's just a lot of hand-washing in Macbeth. But actually, I don't think there's even anyone who says 'I wash my hands of this'. *hangs head in shame*
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It's in the Bible. It is why they say the Jews killed Jesus, and not the Romans.

Jesus was arrested for saying he was 'King of the Jews.' Pilot was like the governor of Jerusalem or something. He interviewed Jesus and thought he was okay. His wife liked him too. At the time it was Passover - a Jewish festival, and so the Romans said they would let someone go from the prison. The two choices were Barabas, a bad dude, and Jesus. Pilot asked the people if they wanted to let him go and they all said 'Free Barabas,'so Pilot said You sure? and they sad yes, and so Pilot washed his hand of it, and the blame was on the crowd.

At least that is what I remember.
 
Winterbourne said:
It's in the Bible. It is why they say the Jews killed Jesus, and not the Romans.

Jesus was arrested for saying he was 'King of the Jews.' Pilot was like the governor of Jerusalem or something. He interviewed Jesus and thought he was okay. His wife liked him too. At the time it was Passover - a Jewish festival, and so the Romans said they would let someone go from the prison. The two choices were Barabas, a bad dude, and Jesus. Pilot asked the people if they wanted to let him go and they all said 'Free Barabas,'so Pilot said You sure? and they sad yes, and so Pilot washed his hand of it, and the blame was on the crowd.

At least that is what I remember.
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You got it, Winter. Jesus had already been taken to the heirarcy of the synagogue ( Caiaphas the cheif priest) who decreed he should be put to death. As a religious leader, he didn't have the authority to do that himself so they handed him over to the politician - Pontious Pilate - who actually couldn't identify anything that Jesus did that was unlawful but he gave in to the crowd mentality. And yes, he did famously wash his hands of the entire matter.

That didn't work too well for him though, and his political career was over pretty soon after that. You can read about it in Matthew's Gospel - Chapter 27.
 
Paraphrasing here since it'd be hard to find the actual footage with so many hours filmed for the eps.

To Heidi: 'The sisters are nice and all but they're nothing.'

To Ben: 'You can try on my shoes, go on. You don't have athletes foot do you?
 
In DR: I don't care about Tahans stupid hairdryer (eats ice cream)

To Tahan: Think of it this way, it's like you gave me a gift of ice cream
 
Tim trying to compliment Ben in recent live feed: "Sometimes I want to lick the bald patch on top of your head"
 
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They think I'm caught up in the tornado and they don't realise I'm the one spinning it ......kudos to you Tim
 
Great idea for a thread, Tim comes out with the best one-liners.

About everyone Tim has nominated/targeted being evicted -
BB: do you think you might be psychic?
Tim: No it's coz I'm smart!
 
Tim: Do you have any whale music?
BB: Big Brother will have a look through his collection.
Tim: And I prefer humpback whales to like, dolphins or orcas.

"The one question I needa' ask myself is, what do I think about me?.. I never ask myself that."

"When things start going wrong in my life, I get really guinea pig obsessed!"

"I'd marry a dolphin."

"Most peoples reaction to me.. They secretly wanna be me."

"Sometimes I'd prefer people to hate me than like me, cause then I don't have to like them back." <-- haha

"I'm really attracted to girls with big, blonde curly hair. Maybe I'm just in love with myself."

"I literally don't have a dollar in my bank account. I gave my parents my credit card to deal with."

"I haven't been in a relationship for years. I don't know if I'm capable of loving people.. I think it's cause I live in a little bit of a fantasy world where I'm just chasing that fun. The wild ride."
 
"We ran out of butter. We can't butter our bread. I don't even think we have bread."

"No, I was thinking about dolphins."
 
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