This or That?

[Columbo]

The Sopronos.

Eat cat food for a whole year or eat dog food for a whole year?

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Dog food for a year.

Not being able to read/write or not being able to walk?

 

[Columbo]

Not being able to walk.

Blackjack or Poker?

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Poker.

Chicken or Beef?

 

[Columbo]

Beef.

Walk on water or turn water into wine?

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Walk on water.

Cyclone or Tsunami?

 

[Columbo]

Cyclone.

Dance for 24 hours straight or scream for 24 hours straight?

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Dance.

Tread water for 24 hrs straight or run away from zombies for 24 hrs straight?

 

[Columbo]

Tread water.

Apple or pear?

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Apple... has to be green though.

Sleep on your back or on your side?

 

[Columbo]

Side.

Fuse your hands together or fuse your feet together?

 

[Fiona]

feet

number 96 or The Box (for those of us old enough to have watched it)

 

[Alias]

Never heard of The Box, so Number 96.

The mountains or the ocean?

 

[Columbo]

The ocean.

Astrology or astronomy?

 

[up_all_night]

Astronomy because that is science where as astrology is utter nonsense.


Peanut or plain M&Ms?

 

[Columbo]

Peanut.


Hat or cap?

 

[Jam]

Hat. (Although if you'd said cape the answer would have been different.)

Salad or roast vegetables?

 

[Columbo]

Salad.

Let someone cut out your ears while you are alive or let someone cut out your eyes while you are alive?

 

[Jam]

Ears.

Cut off your own thumbs or cut off your own big toes?

 

[Columbo]

Thumbs.

Hero or villain?