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Kingston
Canadian Royalty
This is from Reddit. [CW: gay sex references]
Last weekend I accidentally paid $40 to attend a gay orgy. Met a few guys at a strip club from out of town and they said they heard about this all night club that was all-you-can-drink. I'll admit I was pretty drunk so I figured, "Why not?". I didn't really know what to expect at an all night club and I get in and grab some drinks. Some guy starts chatting me up and I thought, "Oh this is great I'm making friends!" He asks me if I wanted to go to the VIP upstairs and I said, "Absolutely!" We get upstairs and this is no exaggeration, I see at minimum 50 guys blowing each other and engaging in anal sex. Turns out I'm at a gay bath house that fronts as an EDM party. I stop in my tracks and immediately go back downstairs. I take a look at the dance floor and it's a bunch of shirtless men grinding on each other. There were some women there but they were few and far between. Well I then have to urinate so I go to the restroom. Guess what is going on in there? Yep, more gay sex. So I'm in a pickle. This is like 4:00 AM at this point. What do I do? I text my girlfriend who was out of town and tell her this unbelievable story about where I was. I was torn whether or not to leave because in my mind, "Yes this is a gay orgy...but it's an all-you-can-drink gay orgy and right now I have no where better to be." Luckily for me while I was in line for more drinks I befriended a heterosexual couple that was also misinformed about where they were going. We buddied up and hung out for a few hours and just kind of took in the absolute hilarity of what was going on around us. We even ventured to the dance floor just to observe this once in a lifetime experience up close.
Obviously not a gaycation, but definitely the gayest thing that my straight ass has ever been involved in. Someday if I ever run for public office this is going to be a fun one to explain. "It really wasn't what it sounds like. I was lied to by some guys at a strip club." Also, my girlfriend got a big kick out of this whole thing.
Afterwards I looked the place up and found a nice Vice article about it.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/mgwqwq/secret-techno-sex-parties-of-pittsburgh
Edit: Thank you for the Gold! One part of this I left out was on top of the $20 cover to get it. I had to pay an additional $20 to go to the "VIP" for about 10 seconds. I didn't have the password to get in and I was arguing with the bouncer to quit being an asshole because it was cold and like 3:00 AM. I went to the parking lot directly beside the building and a guy talking on his phone could tell I couldn't get in and just looked at me and said, "The password is Control Z."
Edit 2: I am very peeved that I can't share this post with my girlfriend because I wasn't completely honest with her about how I ended up there. I didn't mention the fact that I was previously at a strip club and I don't think she would be too pleased about that part of the story.
Edit 3: This is a conversation I had the next afternoon with the woman from the couple I had met. I have a few other convos with people but I would really need to dig into some texts because I talk a lot with those people.
https://imgur.com/a/5XWoaNQ
Last weekend I accidentally paid $40 to attend a gay orgy. Met a few guys at a strip club from out of town and they said they heard about this all night club that was all-you-can-drink. I'll admit I was pretty drunk so I figured, "Why not?". I didn't really know what to expect at an all night club and I get in and grab some drinks. Some guy starts chatting me up and I thought, "Oh this is great I'm making friends!" He asks me if I wanted to go to the VIP upstairs and I said, "Absolutely!" We get upstairs and this is no exaggeration, I see at minimum 50 guys blowing each other and engaging in anal sex. Turns out I'm at a gay bath house that fronts as an EDM party. I stop in my tracks and immediately go back downstairs. I take a look at the dance floor and it's a bunch of shirtless men grinding on each other. There were some women there but they were few and far between. Well I then have to urinate so I go to the restroom. Guess what is going on in there? Yep, more gay sex. So I'm in a pickle. This is like 4:00 AM at this point. What do I do? I text my girlfriend who was out of town and tell her this unbelievable story about where I was. I was torn whether or not to leave because in my mind, "Yes this is a gay orgy...but it's an all-you-can-drink gay orgy and right now I have no where better to be." Luckily for me while I was in line for more drinks I befriended a heterosexual couple that was also misinformed about where they were going. We buddied up and hung out for a few hours and just kind of took in the absolute hilarity of what was going on around us. We even ventured to the dance floor just to observe this once in a lifetime experience up close.
Obviously not a gaycation, but definitely the gayest thing that my straight ass has ever been involved in. Someday if I ever run for public office this is going to be a fun one to explain. "It really wasn't what it sounds like. I was lied to by some guys at a strip club." Also, my girlfriend got a big kick out of this whole thing.
Afterwards I looked the place up and found a nice Vice article about it.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/mgwqwq/secret-techno-sex-parties-of-pittsburgh
Edit: Thank you for the Gold! One part of this I left out was on top of the $20 cover to get it. I had to pay an additional $20 to go to the "VIP" for about 10 seconds. I didn't have the password to get in and I was arguing with the bouncer to quit being an asshole because it was cold and like 3:00 AM. I went to the parking lot directly beside the building and a guy talking on his phone could tell I couldn't get in and just looked at me and said, "The password is Control Z."
Edit 2: I am very peeved that I can't share this post with my girlfriend because I wasn't completely honest with her about how I ended up there. I didn't mention the fact that I was previously at a strip club and I don't think she would be too pleased about that part of the story.
Edit 3: This is a conversation I had the next afternoon with the woman from the couple I had met. I have a few other convos with people but I would really need to dig into some texts because I talk a lot with those people.
https://imgur.com/a/5XWoaNQ
Gayspie
Well-Known Member
The success rate of peaceful over violent revolutions is a factor of 2 to 1.
I can just imagine!! I had an ethics professor that would mark you down if you did not come to the same conclusion he did ethically. I enjoyed the debates and discussions that came with those kinds of classes but the lectures can be buttholes. Not all though - I have a friend who is a medical ethics professor and I respect him greatly.