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timmy said:
This is from Reddit. [CW: gay sex references]

Last weekend I accidentally paid $40 to attend a gay orgy. Met a few guys at a strip club from out of town and they said they heard about this all night club that was all-you-can-drink. I'll admit I was pretty drunk so I figured, "Why not?". I didn't really know what to expect at an all night club and I get in and grab some drinks. Some guy starts chatting me up and I thought, "Oh this is great I'm making friends!" He asks me if I wanted to go to the VIP upstairs and I said, "Absolutely!" We get upstairs and this is no exaggeration, I see at minimum 50 guys blowing each other and engaging in anal sex. Turns out I'm at a gay bath house that fronts as an EDM party. I stop in my tracks and immediately go back downstairs. I take a look at the dance floor and it's a bunch of shirtless men grinding on each other. There were some women there but they were few and far between. Well I then have to urinate so I go to the restroom. Guess what is going on in there? Yep, more gay sex. So I'm in a pickle. This is like 4:00 AM at this point. What do I do? I text my girlfriend who was out of town and tell her this unbelievable story about where I was. I was torn whether or not to leave because in my mind, "Yes this is a gay orgy...but it's an all-you-can-drink gay orgy and right now I have no where better to be." Luckily for me while I was in line for more drinks I befriended a heterosexual couple that was also misinformed about where they were going. We buddied up and hung out for a few hours and just kind of took in the absolute hilarity of what was going on around us. We even ventured to the dance floor just to observe this once in a lifetime experience up close.

Obviously not a gaycation, but definitely the gayest thing that my straight ass has ever been involved in. Someday if I ever run for public office this is going to be a fun one to explain. "It really wasn't what it sounds like. I was lied to by some guys at a strip club." Also, my girlfriend got a big kick out of this whole thing.

Afterwards I looked the place up and found a nice Vice article about it.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/mgwqwq/secret-techno-sex-parties-of-pittsburgh

Edit: Thank you for the Gold! One part of this I left out was on top of the $20 cover to get it. I had to pay an additional $20 to go to the "VIP" for about 10 seconds. I didn't have the password to get in and I was arguing with the bouncer to quit being an asshole because it was cold and like 3:00 AM. I went to the parking lot directly beside the building and a guy talking on his phone could tell I couldn't get in and just looked at me and said, "The password is Control Z."

Edit 2: I am very peeved that I can't share this post with my girlfriend because I wasn't completely honest with her about how I ended up there. I didn't mention the fact that I was previously at a strip club and I don't think she would be too pleased about that part of the story.

Edit 3: This is a conversation I had the next afternoon with the woman from the couple I had met. I have a few other convos with people but I would really need to dig into some texts because I talk a lot with those people.

https://imgur.com/a/5XWoaNQ
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This reminds a bit of a game we used to play at a gay bar I helped open and worked at briefly in the mid 2000’s…

A bit of backstory is that we had straight owners and for some reason despite only being busy Friday/Saturday we were mandated to be open Thursday and Sunday and fully staffed so we had a lot of free time on our hands.

As I mentioned we had just opened so we had no signage and the place had been a few different bars/nightclubs over the years so anyone who passed by and enquired about the bar would be welcomed in on slow nights. We needed the business and we’d figured it would be fun see how long it took them to figure out they were in a gay bar.

One Sunday (which was drag night) we welcomed in two rather rough looking straight girls who took an interest in one of the performers (who just so happened to be trans) husband. There was some back and forth between them in the bar and a bit of a scrap that spilled out in to the street. A few hair extensions lost in the scuffle and our manager put an end to our little game.

Anyways I found this clip a few years later of the trans woman who goes by the name of Lexi Tronic on the UK Border Security… Took me a moment to realize it was the same person but literally everything matched up. Glad she ditched the husband as he gave off really douchey/meathead/juicer vibes and was 100% the reason the whole fight started.

She also got in to a bit of trouble for doing some topless runway on a flight Toronto to Edmonton after some tasteless comments from the fight attendants.


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Kingston said:
This reminds a bit of a game we used to play at a gay bar I helped open and worked at briefly in the mid 2000’s…

A bit of backstory is that we had straight owners and for some reason despite only being busy Friday/Saturday we were mandated to be open Thursday and Sunday and fully staffed so we had a lot of free time on our hands.

As I mentioned we had just opened so we had no signage and the place had been a few different bars/nightclubs over the years so anyone who passed by and enquired about the bar would be welcomed in on slow nights. We needed the business and we’d figured it would be fun see how long it took them to figure out they were in a gay bar.

One Sunday (which was drag night) we welcomed in two rather rough looking straight girls who took an interest in one of the performers (who just so happened to be trans) husband. There was some back and forth between them in the bar and a bit of a scrap that spilled out in to the street. A few hair extensions lost in the scuffle and our manager put an end to our little game.

Anyways I found this clip a few years later of the trans woman who goes by the name of Lexi Tronic on the UK Border Security… Took me a moment to realize it was the same person but literally everything matched up. Glad she ditched the husband as he gave off really douchey/meathead/juicer vibes and was 100% the reason the whole fight started.

She also got in to a bit of trouble for doing some topless runway on a flight Toronto to Edmonton after some tasteless comments from the fight attendants.


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Transgender Artist Arrested For Striptease On WestJet Flight

Transgender Artist Arrested For Striptease On WestJet Flight
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Haha look at her joking with Immigration lol. I was visited by four Immigration police at my house out of the blue this week. I joked with the guy filling out the form "Do you have handcuffs? Can we give my neighbours a show?" In hindsight, probably not so wise. No idea how they even found me, but maybe it's because I'm buying a house and they came to check up on me. I live down a dead end dirt road with no name (which, to be fair, describes much of Siem Reap).
 
Isee said:
Same sort of feeling...My dad told me the other day that my high school is having some 100 year celebration and reunion with past pupils and he was surprised when I said that's nice but I am not going.
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I was very much a loner in high school and basically all my really good friends were a grade or two younger than me so I skipped my 10 year reunion and we never had a 20th due to COVID. The only reason I’d have to show up is as a big fuck you to the popular kids and I’d have to be in pretty good shape in order to pull it off. Personality wise I’m very different and a lot more willing and capable of defending myself.

Fun fact: I was in musical theatre with Kaitlyn Bristowe of Bachlor/Bachlorette fame in grade 12. She was a grade younger than me and didn’t really know her well but remember being quite cool for someone of her social stature.
 
timmy said:
Haha look at her joking with Immigration lol. I was visited by four Immigration police at my house out of the blue this week. I joked with the guy filling out the form "Do you have handcuffs? Can we give my neighbours a show?" In hindsight, probably not so wise. No idea how they even found me, but maybe it's because I'm buying a house and they came to check up on me. I live down a dead end dirt road with no name (which, to be fair, describes much of Siem Reap).
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IKR? The comedy… I still die every time she tells one of the other officers that his boss told her that she needs to give him a prostate exam! 💀

I got myself in a bit of trouble leaving Australia and trying to come back via New Zealand after my Working Holiday Visa expired which has scared me for life so I’m always a bit angsty going through immigration.

The only time I didn’t feel that way was the one and only time I flew “international” (to Boston lol) when I was a flight attendant. Aside from graduation from ground school it was the only time I felt like a REAL flight attendant. Regional flying is not at all “glamorous”. Like we’d occasionally cross paths with out mainline counterparts and they’d be like “oh shit!” when we’d tell them the stuff that we’d have to deal with.
 
We love a thirst trap but yeah it’s really not doing it for me… I prefer his American gay pilot doppelgänger @cannonball_11 🤪IMG_4814.jpeg
 
The fact that this skit is thought of by a lot of people as verbatim from the actual interview speaks to how hard the satire hit. It does take a lot of inspiration but they also take a lot of liberties. Alec Baldwin’s Trump is a close second to this with how accurate they were.

 
This is also another brilliant piece of political satire. I don’t think without the eye movements that it would have worked as well… Not that the real Nancy does anything like that but that I think Kirsten needed to give herself a little something to keep from breaking. I also love a good bit of referential humour.

 
Kingston said:
One Sunday (which was drag night) we welcomed in two rather rough looking straight girls who took an interest in one of the performers (who just so happened to be trans) husband. There was some back and forth between them in the bar and a bit of a scrap that spilled out in to the street. A few hair extensions lost in the scuffle and our manager put an end to our little game.

Anyways I found this clip a few years later of the trans woman who goes by the name of Lexi Tronic on the UK Border Security… Took me a moment to realize it was the same person but literally everything matched up. Glad she ditched the husband as he gave off really douchey/meathead/juicer vibes and was 100% the reason the whole fight started.

She also got in to a bit of trouble for doing some topless runway on a flight Toronto to Edmonton after some tasteless comments from the fight attendants.


www.huffpost.com

Transgender Artist Arrested For Striptease On WestJet Flight

Transgender Artist Arrested For Striptease On WestJet Flight
www.huffpost.com www.huffpost.com
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Drag Queens behaving badly!
 
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