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Converse

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A wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers in an attempt to spice up a dead sex-life.

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

At the odd moment she crosses her legs ... just enough times till her husband says, "Are you wearing crotchless knickers?"

"Yes," she answers, seductively.

"Thank goodness for that. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa!"
 

Drama

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A wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers in an attempt to spice up a dead sex-life.

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

At the odd moment she crosses her legs ... just enough times till her husband says, "Are you wearing crotchless knickers?"

"Yes," she answers, seductively.

"Thank goodness for that. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa!"

Decided that I'm buying a new car. Time for a fresh start.
 

Columbo

Somehow I Still Believe
Look at yourself and get some credibility before you criticise anyone or anything. That's all that I can say.
I don't need credibility to criticise anyone or anything. That's a ridiculous thing to say. Trying to gatekeep criticism like that. I'm disgusted.
 
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