Comedies entirely based on "Men are different to women, tee hee" and their stereotypes.
Housemates fighting (either I like both and refuse to start disliking one, or the fight is over some trivial crap and they should shut-up and stop boring me).
Mint or spearmint invading dairy products milkshakes ice cream etc The green makes it appear that the cow suffered from an unfortunate infection.
Big Brother producers *always* casting white haired, orange skinned, pink and fluffy wearing, soft toy grasping, mirror addicts who play dumber than the level of dumb that they already, naturally are. E v e r y year, ffs!
Photos of Vegemite a smeared faces that make the poor child look like it's face-planted in a cow pat.
Advertisers that think "cu-cu-gg-e-ly" and other actual or played up kids' speech problems are amusing and cute, not annoying because they're exploitative and trying too hard.
The over-abundance of sweet drinks compared to the scarcity of spicy and savoury type drinks.
Big Brother conflicting with cricket (except T-20 which doesn't matter because it's not real cricket).
"I was like and she was like and it was like, so, like, they were like...". Why so non-committal? Why not say what something actually *was* instead of what it was "like"? Or is it that your descriptive vocab is so lacking that you can only communicate through mime?
I hate that no store carries bedding or couch covers that are already the exact colouring of my cat.
