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The Speccy Awards 2014 - Winners

bleachy_dude said:
-a very big thanks to all who voted for me. :)

I have so enjoyed these forums this year. We are a community, even a family!



@Consuela - you really are a legend in many ways, thanks for organising this and just generally being a champion.
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Can anyone create percentages out of her candy ass like Conseula ? NO

SHOULD BE 3 awards JUST FOR HER
 
Consuela said:
Also to everyone who voted @MADONNA and I for sexual tension.

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ROFLMAO !!

Prisuscely !!
Kismet said:
You should be sucking up to me because MY VOTE may have tipped the scale for you, bitch.
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BULLSHIT

I RAN AWAY WITH THE AWARD;

34%

Next closest was 19%

THEREFORE, as the clear cut winner, you should be in line to SUCK ON ME; and pray to prisus, allah, buddah, jesus, paganness , L. ron hubbard, david koresh, ISIL god, justin bieber, hallow b thy name or the run of the mill god that some of my juices permeate your awardless exterior to have a chance at winning anyfin next yr
PS
I voted for you in BOTH your categories
Now open wide...
 
Spock said:
It's a shame I took so long to join.
I rather envy that Outstanding Troll Award.
I think I could have given @AntiGretel a run for his money.
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Of course you could

You could give Neil Tyson DeGrasse a run for their money

Bill Gates

Cathy Freeman

Neil Armstrong ( VALE )

Albert Einstein


You are THAT good.

Put a sock in it shunSine and take a reality check;

You aint puttin no bums on seats like THIS lil nigga!

STAT

NOW, understand THIS:

It takes ONE post to be nominated

ONE

You have had that chance every minute of every hour of every day to be saluted

You were not

Now sit your five dollar ass down before i decide to make change!!
 
AntiGretel said:
Now sit your five dollar ass down before i decide to make change!!
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Yes your majestic grace.
I sincerely apologise for my loathesome disrespect towards your amazing accomplishment, Master.
Did I say "amazing"? I meant "inevitable".
Sorry your Highness.
I will fall into line.
 
Spock said:
Yes your majestic grace.
I sincerely apologise for my loathesome disrespect towards your amazing accomplishment, Master.
Did I say "amazing"? I meant "inevitable".
Sorry your Highness.
I will fall into line.
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Poor is the student that never exceeds the Master

Take notes.
Recite closes.
Refine cuntiness.
Be alert.
Follow, then lead.
And do not fuckn copy !!!
 
AntiGretel said:
Poor is the student that never exceeds the Maste

Take notes.
Recite closes.
Refine cuntiness.
Be alert.
Follow, then lead.
And do not fuckn copy !!!
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My plan for being a unique troll:

Pay attention.
Get the punchline perfect.
Be a jerk to all.
Pounce on opportunities.
Pander to the crowd, then influence their direction.
No copying the content or delivery of others !!!
 
Spock said:
My plan for being a unique troll:

Pay attention.
Get the punchline perfect.
Be a jerk to all.
Pounce on opportunities.
Pander to the crowd, then influence their direction.
No copying the content or delivery of others !!!
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Step one, at best, of one thousand steps

Listen, kid, you dont aspire to be a troll

No

You either ARE ( and have the award to prove it )

Or


You are NOT .


Take on board this universally accepted truth.

This axiom.

You are lying to the one person who has no choice but to believe this poisonous fact...

... yourself.
 
@AntiGretel

I concede. You have clearly demonstrated that, out of the 2 of us, you are definitely the bigger dick. Well done sir.



The question, "Who HAS the bigger dick?" will have to be debated another time.
 
Spock said:
@AntiGretel

I concede. You have clearly demonstrated that, out of the 2 of us, you are definitely the bigger dick. Well done sir.



The question, "Who HAS the bigger dick?" will have to be debated another time.
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Literally
Figuratively
Physically
Mentally
Spiritually
Realistically

Be gone, Spocky, the throne has room but for one butt.[DOUBLEPOST=1416892631][/DOUBLEPOST]
Spock said:
@AntiGretel

I concede. You have clearly demonstrated that, out of the 2 of us, you are definitely the bigger dick. Well done sir.



The question, "Who HAS the bigger dick?" will have to be debated another time.
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PS

A true troll NEVER EVER concedes !

WTF you thinking ?


You trying to fuck up the works ??

Fix
Your
Post !

X
 
Spock said:
Actually I was feeling bad because we kinda hijacked @Consuela 's thread.
I don't think he'd appreciate 2 trolls going at each other for pages on end.
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wtf ??

Consuela is a guy as well ??

Is any one here female ??

Like from birth to present day ??

WTF is the matter with you people ????
 
AntiGretel said:
ROFLMAO !!

Prisuscely !!



BULLSHIT

I RAN AWAY WITH THE AWARD;

34%

Next closest was 19%

THEREFORE, as the clear cut winner, you should be in line to SUCK ON ME; and pray to prisus, allah, buddah, jesus, paganness , L. ron hubbard, david koresh, ISIL god, justin bieber, hallow b thy name or the run of the mill god that some of my juices permeate your awardless exterior to have a chance at winning anyfin next yr
PS
I voted for you in BOTH your categories
Now open wide...
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Spock said:
Yes your majestic grace.
I sincerely apologise for my loathesome disrespect towards your amazing accomplishment, Master.
Did I say "amazing"? I meant "inevitable".
Sorry your Highness.
I will fall into line.
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Don't allow fucky mc thigh gap get to you.
 
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