The Jellicoe Rabbits
Jellicoe Rabbit One: A shame, I am the only Jellicoe rabbit in the world.
Jellicoe Rabbit Two: Rubbish, I am a Jellicoe rabbit too.
JR1: If you are a Jellicoe rabbit, then where is your Jellicoe cap?
JR2: I left it in Vietnam.
JR1: Well, well,well. Looks like the shoe is on the other foot. 
JR2: No, that's in the morning tea.