The Priya and Skye Enthusiasts' Tea Lounge

Shoot, you ladies are running me off my feet. @Mavis Beacon, this is a complimentary service to refresh all those who are weary from being slapped about on other threads, and to revivify those who require just one tiny spurt of energy to slap someone else about - in the nicest possible way, of course. There is no bill. Just pop the silverware back where you found it.

But you have reminded me, how remiss, to bring in a small bakelite tray for the telegrams, etc. I am sure you receive a lot of them!
 
Anastasia Beaverhausen said:
Help yourself Ellie Mae. I poured myself a small drink earlier today, to be polite mostly, and then left the soiree like the lady i am.

FYI feel free to meet me over here in the abandoned Travis Appreciation Thread. It turns out that while I was just looking around, minding my own business, I discovered that the previous owners have left the liquor cabinet unlocked. Perhaps you can help me find the key so we can lock it and keep all the drunkards at bay? **hiccups, nearly falls off heels**




@Mavis Beacon, why is it I can hear your acid tongue despite not even being in the same thread as you?
Yes, you're right dear, boys are ALWAYS crossing the room to speak to the smart girls. Thats why i'm wearing this dress. See how it plunges in the front? See how it shows off my SMARTS? I was so clever to choose it.
NOW whats this ghastly gonzo porn you seem to know so much about? What time will you be watching it, so i can watch it with you to see if I feel the same level of disgust?
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Anastasia Beaverhausen said:
Help yourself Ellie Mae. I poured myself a small drink earlier today, to be polite mostly, and then left the soiree like the lady i am.

FYI feel free to meet me over here in the abandoned Travis Appreciation Thread. It turns out that while I was just looking around, minding my own business, I discovered that the previous owners have left the liquor cabinet unlocked. Perhaps you can help me find the key so we can lock it and keep all the drunkards at bay? **hiccups, nearly falls off heels**




@Mavis Beacon, why is it I can hear your acid tongue despite not even being in the same thread as you?
Yes, you're right dear, boys are ALWAYS crossing the room to speak to the smart girls. Thats why i'm wearing this dress. See how it plunges in the front? See how it shows off my SMARTS? I was so clever to choose it.
NOW whats this ghastly gonzo porn you seem to know so much about? What time will you be watching it, so i can watch it with you to see if I feel the same level of disgust?
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Again Anastasia you dear, dear old soak - you're confusing my being correct all the time for causticity. As for the gonzo filth, I'm not entirely sure what it is or where it can be found but my good friend Jennifer Brockie from Insight on SBS reliably informs me I should concern myself with avoiding it and NOT its whereabouts. Now if only Madonna Louise would have listened to the nuns at her Catholic school and heeded that very same advice about her clitoris.
 
Melore said:
Shoot, you ladies are running me off my feet. @Mavis Beacon, this is a complimentary service to refresh all those who are weary from being slapped about on other threads, and to revivify those who require just one tiny spurt of energy to slap someone else about - in the nicest possible way, of course. There is no bill. Just pop the silverware back where you found it.

But you have reminded me, how remiss, to bring in a small bakelite tray for the telegrams, etc. I am sure you receive a lot of them!
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I most certainly do. Thank you Melore I enjoyed my tea (once it cooled) and the...interesting un-monogrammed low gsm writing paper you provided - with nary even a watermark to denote in which establishment it had been procured - like a matchbook left senselessly without a label or a person attending a seminar without a name badge, still proved suitable enough. just.
 
I was thinking Cath Kidston cum Yacht Club cum Ye Olde Tea Rooms cum faded Royal Charm...

A touch of chintz here, best worn linen there, the odd jaunty navalstriped cushion, and floral Royal Doulton...

Me in a Cath Kidston apron, specially modified to take in my tiny stature as I click across the faded parquet floor...
 
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This is a joke. I repeat a joke... kind of... lol

But these places better have insurance, Skye's fidgety ways may see some broken objects here and there lol
 
I'd be happy to see either one win BB. I'm not a huge fan of Priya, but I much prefer her over any of the male HMs. And I don't get all the hate for Skye, she is likeable in my book. I wish Lina had been there from the beginning. I would have voted for her to win.
 
Melore said:
What I like about the Tea Lounge, is no-one comes in here and says we are in a cult. If only they knew what I was putting in the tea...
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I am shocked, shocked I say! I thought this was a respectable establishment.
Good, now that that's out of the way...pass the teapot.
 
It has been rumoured on the outside that there is some sort of secret query used to establish entry here. In the form of "Do you like cake?"

Firstly, may I say, how absurd. I do not eat cake myself, I simply bake it.

Secondly, all are welcome here, so long as they are able to behave with a modicum of decorum - and that rules out a whole lot of people.

The Tea Lounge was created as a refuge, for those who think Priya and/or Skye are not too bad at all, and so it shall remain.
 
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