Omg I had no idea you're from another world?!!? This is history making! It's clear though that you're in desperate need of an education about our world, Earth, and I'm truly honoured to be the one to educate you.
Beyoncé is not merely a singer or artist, oh no, she is a Queen who reigns over all - the most powerful celebrity on the planet, nay the most influential person on the planet. Beyoncé in her power has dominated music and the charts from the moment she blessed us with her holy presence. Her iconic voice and acclaimed music videos have obliterated records left, right and centre. Most recently with the blessed arrival of her self-titled album
Beyoncé which not only debuted at number one - making her the first female artist in history to debut five for five consecutive number one albums - but is also the fastest selling album in iTunes history. It's little surprise that such greatness has been recognised by 474 awards. In fact in a few days she'll add to that number when she slays at the VMAs where she is being further honoured with the
Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award for her profound contribution to music video history. Lessor fools may try to deceive you with claims their faves are as good or even better than the legendary Beyoncé but take little notice of them and their delusions. For others may aspire to her greatness but none will ever reach the same heights of the Immortal Beyoncé.
I'm off now to inform NASA we've found sentient life from another planet - though I'm not sure how I'm going to break it to them that while sentient it's not
intelligent life - so I'll leave your unevolved self with a quick and easy to remember definition.
Beyoncé /biˈjɒnseɪ/ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀ ɴᴏᴜɴ.
Singer. Artist. Queen. Icon. Legend. Immortal.