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The Bimbo Twins

Late yesterday I made a big decision and acted promptly on it.

I spent all night in my sweat lodge meditating and went out in the morning to buy the darkest sunglasses I could find. I am now mentally equipped to enjoy more of the pink barbies and those sunnies, let me tell you, they turn the brightest pink into black. Stoked.

In the sweat lodge I realised that the barbies': yees biig brothuuh... giggle giggle... yees biig brothuuh... giggle giggle... - is definately preferable to uncle Tim's grating dictator voice. Besides, I don't find Tim funny or entertaining at all - cringeworthy if anything.

The barbies on the other hand can be funny at times, I'll side with them for a while. :cool:
 
Dystopia said:
Late yesterday I made a big decision and acted promptly on it.

I spent all night in my sweat lodge meditating and went out in the morning to buy the darkest sunglasses I could find. I am now mentally equipped to enjoy more of the pink barbies and those sunnies, let me tell you, they turn the brightest pink into black. Stoked.

In the sweat lodge I realised that the barbies': yees biig brothuuh... giggle giggle... yees biig brothuuh... giggle giggle... - is definately preferable to uncle Tim's grating dictator voice. Besides, I don't find Tim funny or entertaining at all - cringeworthy if anything.

The barbies on the other hand can be funny at times, I'll side with them for a while. :cool:
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Hahaha I can't imagine you as anything other than a tv/movie character.
 
lafirenze said:
Does Katie even speak? I get that Lucy's the teacher, but still..
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No, she just agrees with everything Lucy says and follows her around all the time. She seems cute and innocent but still kind of pointless to the show. I'd prefer if it was just Lucy.
 
BBfan- said:
Hahaha I can't imagine you as anything other than a tv/movie character.
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You're an enigma BBfan - why would you say a thing like that? Also, you seem to be in control of your faculties/senses... yet you have Tully as avatar? Wait, don't bite, you're entitled to like anyone you choose.

Now for your and the 'Lethal lafirenze's' benefit I shall share my findings regarding the pink barbies as I now have a firm grasp on who is which or which is who. Yes, I don't do things by halves.

Lucy: -is the one who dreams of being a teacher, who does all the talking, who's got the bigger tits (and arse), who flirts - the sluuuut, who 'even touches bodyparts' and would you believe it, has engaged in the exchange of bodily fluids on national TV - yes she kissed a bloke... disgusting.

Katie: -well, she's the other one. :cool:
 
Dystopia said:
Late yesterday I made a big decision and acted promptly on it.

I spent all night in my sweat lodge meditating and went out in the morning to buy the darkest sunglasses I could find. I am now mentally equipped to enjoy more of the pink barbies and those sunnies, let me tell you, they turn the brightest pink into black. Stoked.
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Best news I've read on this forum all week.
 
Dystopia said:
You're an enigma BBfan - why would you say a thing like that? Also, you seem to be in control of your faculties/senses... yet you have Tully as avatar? Wait, don't bite, you're entitled to like anyone you choose.

Now for your and the 'Lethal lafirenze's' benefit I shall share my findings regarding the pink barbies as I now have a firm grasp on who is which or which is who. Yes, I don't do things by halves.

Lucy: -is the one who dreams of being a teacher, who does all the talking, who's got the bigger tits (and arse), who flirts - the sluuuut, who 'even touches bodyparts' and would you believe it, has engaged in the exchange of bodily fluids on national TV - yes she kissed a bloke... disgusting.

Katie: -well, she's the other one. :cool:
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The way you describe what you did last night - actually you're more like the narrator of your own tv show. :)
Can you please audition for BB next year?
 
Dystopia said:
I knew you'd have my back. My headache's gone - your magic is strong :cool:
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;)

Might I borrow your glasses sometime? I'd love to see what these sisters look like without the pink sparkles. The one that talks is quite tolerable, particularly when cavorting with your Jade the Jade.
 
BBfan- said:
The way you describe what you did last night - actually you're more like the narrator of your own tv show. :)
Can you please audition for BB next year?
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Are you isane?? I know, you think that I am insane, you're just too polite to say right out loud. Maybe you're right... in fact I know you're right. And this is precisely why they would NEVER accept me as a HM.

Want me to elaborate?

I protest when:

people wear shoes while lying on a bed
people talk when they're chewing biomatter
people interrupt others
people pick their proboscis
people pick their feet/toes/toenails
people pick anything on their body and then stick it in their mouth
people pick on others
people gang up on others
people are bitching
people piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
people tell me "It's God's will"
people agree with others without having thought about the issue

...this is only the tip of the proverbial iceberg.

If I ever were accepted as a HM - and this is purely hypothetical - no ifs no buts, I'd collect three strikes within 24 hours because I could not prevent myself from speaking about matters I deem important such as:

the incompetence of politicians
the degree of illiteracy amongst politicians
the inane reference by politicians to slogans from TV shows
the overemphasis by politicians on the merits and value of a Rhodes Scholarship

the insanity of believing in a sky god
the insanity of denying that climate change is real
the insanity of ignoring the clear and present danger of Sharia Law
the insanity of denying people free sexual expression

...again, only the tip of the iceberg. I can't shut up, that's why I always keep an ample supply of duct-tape in my house. Before I go out, I wrap it around my gob. :)
 
MissKLee said:
;)

Might I borrow your glasses sometime? I'd love to see what these sisters look like without the pink sparkles. The one that talks is quite tolerable, particularly when cavorting with your Jade the Jade.
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Oh you temptress, how could I refuse any request of yours?

You'll be happy to learn that I have already replicated those glasses in my brandnew 3D printer and mailed them off to you. Since this is the weekend, you'll probably have to wait until Tuesday or Wednesday. But I know how eager you are and how you're dying to know just what the pinkies will look like once you wear those glasses... psst, come closer...
one word: naked ;) yep naked. Now, now, be patient...

All right, when was which pinkie cavorting with my Jade the Jade? Preposterous. Where's the proof?
 
Dystopia said:
Are you isane?? I know, you think that I am insane, you're just too polite to say right out loud. Maybe you're right... in fact I know you're right. And this is precisely why they would NEVER accept me as a HM.

Want me to elaborate?

I protest when:

people wear shoes while lying on a bed
people talk when they're chewing biomatter
people interrupt others
people pick their proboscis
people pick their feet/toes/toenails
people pick anything on their body and then stick it in their mouth
people pick on others
people gang up on others
people are bitching
people piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
people tell me "It's God's will"
people agree with others without having thought about the issue

...this is only the tip of the proverbial iceberg.

If I ever were accepted as a HM - and this is purely hypothetical - no ifs no buts, I'd collect three strikes within 24 hours because I could not prevent myself from speaking about matters I deem important such as:

the incompetence of politicians
the degree of illiteracy amongst politicians
the inane reference by politicians to slogans from TV shows
the overemphasis by politicians on the merits and value of a Rhodes Scholarship

the insanity of believing in a sky god
the insanity of denying that climate change is real
the insanity of ignoring the clear and present danger of Sharia Law
the insanity of denying people free sexual expression

...again, only the tip of the iceberg. I can't shut up, that's why I always keep an ample supply of duct-tape in my house. Before I go out, I wrap it around my gob. :)
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These are all perfect reasons to go on Big Brother! You'd cause a lot of conflict and make everyone hate you. It would be great.
 
Dystopia said:
the insanity of denying people free sexual expression

...again, only the tip of the iceberg. I can't shut up, that's why I always keep an ample supply of duct-tape in my house. Before I go out, I wrap it around my gob. :)
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Are you opposed to using said duct tape whilst sexually expressing yourself though...that is that question? :p

Dystopia said:
Oh you temptress, how could I refuse any request of yours?

You'll be happy to learn that I have already replicated those glasses in my brandnew 3D printer and mailed them off to you. Since this is the weekend, you'll probably have to wait until Tuesday or Wednesday. But I know how eager you are and how you're dying to know just what the pinkies will look like once you wear those glasses... psst, come closer...
one word: naked ;) yep naked. Now, now, be patient...

All right, when was which pinkie cavorting with my Jade the Jade? Preposterous. Where's the proof?
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NEKKID Pinkies! How delightful! I wait in anticipation. The eeevil BB has removed the proof I KNOW was previously on the website (picture of Pinky #1 cavorting in the bath with Jade) but for you...a few pics of Jade the Jade on her glorious night in Presidential luxury with the sweeties.jades1.jpg
 
Dystopia said:
Are you isane?? I know, you think that I am insane, you're just too polite to say right out loud. Maybe you're right... in fact I know you're right. And this is precisely why they would NEVER accept me as a HM.

Want me to elaborate?

I protest when:

people wear shoes while lying on a bed
people talk when they're chewing biomatter
people interrupt others
people pick their proboscis
people pick their feet/toes/toenails
people pick anything on their body and then stick it in their mouth
people pick on others
people gang up on others
people are bitching
people piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
people tell me "It's God's will"
people agree with others without having thought about the issue

...this is only the tip of the proverbial iceberg.

If I ever were accepted as a HM - and this is purely hypothetical - no ifs no buts, I'd collect three strikes within 24 hours because I could not prevent myself from speaking about matters I deem important such as:

the incompetence of politicians
the degree of illiteracy amongst politicians
the inane reference by politicians to slogans from TV shows
the overemphasis by politicians on the merits and value of a Rhodes Scholarship

the insanity of believing in a sky god
the insanity of denying that climate change is real
the insanity of ignoring the clear and present danger of Sharia Law
the insanity of denying people free sexual expression

...again, only the tip of the iceberg. I can't shut up, that's why I always keep an ample supply of duct-tape in my house. Before I go out, I wrap it around my gob. :)
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I think you need to audition!!!
 
Sorceress said:
I think you need to audition!!!
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Wouldn't that turn into a freak show. Only when hell freezes over will we be able to consider freeing ourselves from the shackles of 'Political correctness'. I personally have no intention to audition, but the prevailing sense of political correctness will prevent any real characters from entering the house. Ever.
 
MissKLee said:
Are you opposed to using said duct tape whilst sexually expressing yourself though...that is that question? :p
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Need you ask?


NEKKID Pinkies! How delightful! I wait in anticipation. The eeevil BB has removed the proof I KNOW was previously on the website (picture of Pinky #1 cavorting in the bath with Jade) but for you...a few pics of Jade the Jade on her glorious night in Presidential luxury with the sweeties.View attachment 32801
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Thank you so much - you're playing with my mind - I don't know which pic to look at first... no, really, I'm confused. Stop torturing me. :cool:
 
BBfan- said:
No, she just agrees with everything Lucy says and follows her around all the time. She seems cute and innocent but still kind of pointless to the show. I'd prefer if it was just Lucy.
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Lucy's the intelligent one, she's the teacher. Katie's her puppet, I mean pupil.
 
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